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J Tne hated SZ = TEMPLE OF OooOM = _® i pete ny talk a overt $1.25 Peter} CHEAP ere me a ; ey KH Scarecrow & Greystoke...The Break -- ‘Other Mrs. King VT Te 221 LCE TL DOPIER THAN THE LAST ONE ‘ices coscressyaw FUNNIER THAN THE LAST OWE sitis:srcie:sonov0 JERKI r THAN THE LAST ONE ji: ¢orrca-ron.. E PLACE YOU ON a NOW AT iE SAM e — FROM PAST iisees DON'T BE THE LAST ONE NETO GET THIS NEW ONE!! NUMBER 250 OCTOBER 1984 ‘Anatomy is something that everybody has... but it looks better on gins”. —Alfred E. Neuman WILLIAMM. GAINES publisher ALBERT B. 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