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This morning police in Valencia arrested the cat which allegedly deliberately caused
Lance Armstrong’s crash during a training ride on February 26th. The cat was arrested
leaving the airport in Valencia, where it is believed that it had entered Spain to make
another attempt to injure Lance Armstrong. At the time of its arrest, the cat was found to
be in possesion of a UCI banned Specialized Shiv time trial bike, as well as a large
quantity of catnip, which is believed to have performance enhancing properties. Team
Astana has denied any knowledge of or relationship with the cat, therefore police
believe that it is just an obsessed fan who believes that Alberto Contador’s chances of
winning this year’s Tour de France will be jeopardized by Lance Armstrong’s
participation.