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Stoner Achievements List

Stoner Achievements List

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ߛ EZ Baked'' - Make weed cookies/brownies. ߛ Flying Ninja'' - Smoke outside at night.

ߛ Nug Ninja'' - Blaze atop a Restricted building. ߛ Day Walker'' - Smoke outside in public during the day. ߛ Smooth Criminal - Smoke with a cop in the vicinity. ߛ White Collar Crime'' - Smoke while walking a dog, in a suburban neighborhood. ߛ Fruit Roll-Up'' - Buy each different taste of wraps, roll a joint for each kind, then smoke. ߛ Voice of Reason'' - Smoke out a straight edge person. ߛ Doctor's Orders - Get a permit for medical marijuana. ߛ Pearls Before Swine - Successfully conduct a sale or purchase of marijuana while a police officer is in the vicinity. ߛ Determined'' - Complete a tolerance break of at least two weeks. ߛ Perseverance - Complete a tolerance break of a month or more.

ߛ By The Gods... - Smoke some of the legendary "Thor's Hammer." ߛ Rehab - Successfully take 3 shots of vodka in between pipe hits without coughing! ߛ Phew... - Get searched by a cop with at least an eighth on you and don't get caught. ߛ Woodstock - Smoke freely at an outdoor music festival. ߛ Rights holder - Carrying more than an ounce, being stopped by a cop, and telling them they can't search you. ߛ Eldorado - Smoking a Bowl of Acapulco Gold. ߛ Fire-pit - Saving the roaches from 10 dank joints and putting them into one big joint sprinkled with hash. ߛ SRS Business - Printing Life size poster of Stoner Achievements list with check boxes next to them and completing every last one. ߛ One Ring to Rule Them All - Blow a perfect smoke ring. ߛ Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need. ߛ Tarzan - Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree. ߛ Friends with Benefits - Smoke with at least 6 people you know at the same time. ߛ Undercover Brother - Go to work high. ߛ Arctic Fires - Smoking Northern Lights. ߛ Visiting the Grandparents - Grand Daddy Purp. ߛ Jacking Off - Jack herrer + Haze in a blunt. ߛ Fruit of the Loom - Smoking Blueberry (any strain), Mango Kush, Strawberry (any strain), Pineapple (any strain) in a Hookah with at least one other stoner. ߛ Unleash the Beast - Have a Green Dragon. ߛ It's Not a Microphone - Get busted for holding the joint while talking. ߛ Underage b& - Toke up as or with a minor. ߛ Passing the Knowledge - Smoke before class. ߛ Shotgun Wedding - Smoking out a weed virgin using only shotties. ߛ The Bad Choice - Smoking right before a BBQ.

ߛ One Million Mile High Club - Get really baked and have sex. ߛ Party Foul - Spill the bong water. ߛ Green Gills - Drink the bong water. ߛ The Chiba Chef - Cook an entire thanksgiving dinner, including stuffing, while high. ߛ The Rick Moranis - Watch all of the Honey I Shrunk the Kids movies, Space Balls, and Ghost busters 1 in a row, smoking a new session for each movie, adding an extra bowl to each sesh. ߛ FUUUUUUUUU - Get your weed jacked by a cop. ߛ Chillin with Jimi - Smoke Purple Haze while listening to Hendrix. ߛ Finishing Spidey's Work - Smoke Green Goblin. ߛ Medicine Man - Selling 3 or more strains of Cali medical at once. ߛ Doctors Without Borders - Selling weed and then moving onto ADDITIONALLY providing other substances at the same time. ߛ Keep it Tight - Roll a blunt that lasts 20+ minutes. ߛ Dingo Ate My Baby - Cops jack your piece RIGHT after it was named. ߛ The Mummy - Smoking a blunt without an outer leaf and use rolling papers instead. ߛ Dishonest Doobie - Smoking a joint wrapped in an outer leaf. ߛ Rugged Smoker - Take and smoke with you on a hiking trip/camping trip/etc. ߛ Surf n Turf - Smoke on a beach. ߛ I'm On a Boat - Smoke on a yacht. ߛ Dodging the Bullet - Smoke in a country where its the death penalty for possession. (ex. China) ߛ Back on the track - Going on the joiner between two train cars to smoke the joint while the train is in motion. ߛ The Sloth - Wake up, wake and bake, and any time you sense you are getting less stoned, you get high again, or just keep getting higher and higher all day. You sit around and watch TV or eat things, and it is not permitted to go outside unless it is only on your porch or into your backyard. ߛ The Joker - You and your friends laugh so hard you can't take a hit for more than a minute. ߛ The Clever Thief - Smoke up with someone you secretly don't like (or just got pissed off with),

pocket a bowl pack or two without them noticing. ߛ The Camberwell Carrot - Roll a joint utilizing no less than 12 papers. ߛ Employee of the Month - Smoking up while at work. ߛ Goldfish Award - Fish-bowling/clam-baking/hot-boxing your car till you can't see SHIT. ߛ True Hotboxer - hot-boxing in a sauna/steam-room (shower not allowed) then getting out and feeling the ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ߛ The Terry Schiavo - smoke an 8th in 8 minutes or less ߛ Just Like Old Times - smoke with someone 80 or older ߛ MacGyver - Create a smoking device using only household materials. ߛ White Knuckles - Ride your bike down a hill while high. ߛ Michael Phelps - Swim in a pool while high. ߛ Henry David Thoreau - Smoke away from civilization in nature. ߛ P.I.M.P - Smoke out 2 or more girls at once without any other guys there. (male achievement) ߛ DICKS EVERYWHERE - Smoke out 2 or more guys at once without any other girls there. (female achievement) ߛ Groovy - Listen to only 60's music while blazing. ߛ Malcolm in the Middle - Be a middle man between your dealer and a friend. ߛ Humble Pie - Corner the bowl when offered greens. ߛ Climb the Ladder - Meet your dealer's dealer. ߛ Han Solo - Enjoy a relaxed night smoking by yourself. ߛ Nostalgic - Re-discover a childhood joy while high. ߛ St. Nick - Smoke on top of your, or a friends rooftop. ߛ Carl Sagan - Stargaze while stoned out of your gourd. ߛ Appetizer - Smoke while in line at a drive-thru. ߛ Boy Meets World - Successfully move out of your parents house without them ever catching you smoking.

ߛ Spielberg - Form an entire movie plot in your head while stoned. ߛ John Wayne - Smoke at a scenic spot and watch the sunset. ߛ MOVE THAT BUS! - Decorate a room while high. ߛ Toy Story - smoke/be high in a children's toy store ߛ Dr. Strange - smoke before being hypnotized ߛ Manny Ramirez - smoke before playing baseball ߛ The Joys of Parenting - smoke herb you've grown yourself ߛ Ah Grasshopper - smoke up a teacher/professor ߛ 420 challenge - smoke 4.20 grams yourself without leaving your seat ߛ High As a Kite - smoke pot and fly a kite ߛ How Romantic! - smoke on a first date ߛ The Entertainer - smoke before going out on stage ߛ Michael Schumacher - smoke before your driving road test ߛ Born to Be Wild - smoke while driving a motorcycle ߛ Phi Kye Timetogethigh - smoke in a frat house ߛ Reefer Madness - shoplift while high ߛ Ahhhnold! - go the the gym high ߛ Norman Rockwell - smoke before eating with the family ߛ Potsomniac - smoke before bed each night for a month ߛ HIGH, FAMILY! - Go to a family reunion blazed ߛ Keep it in the family - Get a family member onto the herb (be the first to smoke them out) ߛ Promise Toke - Get your girlfriend/boyfriend onto weed (be the first to smoke them out) ߛ Lol wut - Go to a drama/adventure/romance movie in theaters completely blazed ߛ The Cat's Meow - Smoke out a cat successfully. ߛ Wheel and Deal - Sell at least an ounce of weed in a 24 hour period.

ߛ Lucky! - Find some bud you didn't know you [still] had and smoke it. ߛ Flying High - Successfully move at least a quarter on an airplane. ߛ The Pro-Marijuana Lobby - get high on the steps of a capital building ߛ Groupie Status - Smoke up a musician backstage at a concert ߛ Grassroots Campaigning - smoke up a U.S. Senator ߛ Change We Can Believe In - smoke up Obama ߛ Circle of Pieces - Get a group of 5 people together and each person lights up a blunt, joint, bowl, bong and bubbler at the same time and passes it. ߛ The Collector - Collect at least 10 pieces. ߛ Seedy...'' - Collect at least 4g of seeds and plant them. ߛ Awaken the Dragon - Make a gallon of green dragon from old stems. ߛ Tippin' - Smoke a blunt dipped in cough syrup. ߛ Firefly - use up an entire bic lighter in a day by yourself ߛ Fire at the Multiplex - Smoke in a theater. ߛ honor student - smoke in a school area while kids are playing ߛ smart shopping - go impulse shopping while baked ߛ pretty sneaky - smoke in the same room as a authority figure of any kind ߛ boxed out - without smoking get high in a hot boxed area ߛ now that takes class - smoke with a broken jaw (my friend did) ߛ dedicated few - smoke with a group of few friends for 4 months straight every day ߛ noise Disturbance - while under the influence throw a party or social gathering with enough people for cops to come and don't let them search ߛ flippin' out - go to the police station baked as hell ߛ family man - smoke with at least 6 relatives ߛ mind over mater - take a 12 gram blunt to the face

ߛ physically impaired - become so baked that your motor skills are completely dismissed ߛ when life gives you lemons.... - smoke every kind of weed substitute ߛ respect for thee... - in honor of someone smoke a ounce with one other person ߛ when the clock strikes - smoke weed when ever it is 4 20 anywhere in the world for a week ߛ the vikings would be proud - crash a party with a few friends high ߛ joints a blazing - get over 30 people in one house to smoke their own joint ߛ wrecking ball - get a gigantic steam roller and get everyone around you wrecked off one bowl pack ߛ finish the plate - pack a bowl with all the available weed you have ߛ clash of the titans - get 2 people who hate each other to smoke together ߛ a walk in the park - smoke a joint in a heavily populated park without getting caught ߛ I'm impressed... - smoke weed walking through a city besides the village ߛ welcome to the jungle - grow 10 4 feet tall plants ߛ feels good bro - smoke till you can't feel feelings anymore ߛ now thats just cold - smoke weed without protective gear in under 20 degree weather ߛ crowd pleaser - out hit everyone you smoke with ߛ man of the hour - be the last person to come down ߛ a toast to that - get drunk while high ߛ conquistador - do something you normally would be too scared to do high ߛ every man for himself - everyone gets there own weed and they smoke together each having their own individual joint, blunt,bong,piece to smoke out of ߛ Health Conscious - own a digital vaporizer ߛ Green Faeries - drink absinthe during a sesh ߛ Elephant in the Room - smoke with someone who weighs more than 300 pounds ߛ Executive Suite - smoke in a swanky hotel room ߛ Lost in Space - smoke while watching MST3K

ߛ Good Samaritan - find weed in public (in a parking lot, etc) ߛ Black Market - buy from a stranger in public ߛ Merchant Class - sell to strangers in public ߛ Cruelty Free - make vegan edibles ߛ Following Through - Smoke a cig after a blunt. ߛ Apple of Eden - Smoke out of an apple. ߛ Like Father Like Son - Smoke out a parent. ߛ Triple Six Club - Smoke three blunts and six joints in one sesh. ߛ Mona Lisa Overdrive - Get blazed on the highway while driving. ߛ Major Tom - Get high while in outer space ߛ Green is Green - Pay for a service or item with a nug ߛ Supra Hasheesha - Distill your own hash, add honey and flavor to make it into a sheesha, and smoke through a water pipe or hookah. ߛ Medic - Smoke out a sick friend / family member ߛ Girl Scout - Sell homemade edibles ߛ Ground Control - help out a friend who gets too blitzed ߛ Lola - smoke with a tranny / trap ߛ Tin man - use tin foil in a homemade piece ߛ Gipetto - design and make a stuffed toy / puppet / robot / figurine while high ߛ Vintage - smoke out of a piece at least 30 years old ߛ Farmer in the Dell - grow your own outside ߛ Counter Insurgency - discover and harvest a guerrilla grow ߛ Budder me up - take a budder hit ߛ American Beauty - smoke with a friend's parent ߛ NEVAR FORGET - smoke at 9/11 ground zero

ߛ The Italian Job - eat an entire large pizza by yourself while high ߛ The Early Bird - wake and bake every day for a month ߛ Chemical Warfare - smoke a bowl from a gas mask hooked up to a bong ߛ Catalyst - smoke with three people who have never smoked before ߛ Bad Influence - get a nonsmoker to become a regular smoker ߛ March Hare - make weed tea that actually gets you high ߛ Big Lebowski - go bowling with friends when high ߛ Citizen Kane - become at least locally famous for your work in legalization politics ߛ Mike Mulligan - Dig up some greens in what was thought to be a finished bowl. ߛ Green Ranger - Call greens on 10 bowls in a row. ߛ Straight to the floor - Fall asleep right after taking a hit. ߛ Raise and Blaze weekdays - Wake and bake every day for a week. ߛ moldy mellow - smoke moldy weed. ߛ In Soviet Russia - Burn or singe yourself while trying to light a bowl. ߛ SHAZAM! - Smoke in a lightning storm. ߛ Battle of Wills - Smoke somebody out until they can't keep smoking. ߛ Here Comes the Sun - Smoke outside when it's over 90 degrees. ߛ The Chosen Few - Form a close clique of pot smoking friends. ߛ Surf 'N' Turf – Smoke on a beach ߛ Soak and Toke - Smoke a bong while taking a bubble bath. ߛ Moses and the burning bush - roll a joint with bible paper ߛ Christopher Columbus – Smoke out at a campfire ߛ Reefer Fiend - Smoked more than 10 joints in a day. ߛ Lance Armstrong - Smoke weed and bike for at least an hour straight. ߛ The Snack that Smiles Back -Smoke from a bong with a live goldfish in the water.

ߛ Down, boy! - Get a pet cat, dog, or other mammal high using second-hand smoke. ߛ Time Traveler - Get so high that you sleep for more than 24 consecutive hours. ߛ Yo nigga you got a dollah? - Smoke from something made of at least 6 feet of tape. ߛ Peace pipe - Settle a fight with a friend over a bowl. ߛ Poor Man's Bong - take a mouth bong hit ߛ Helping Hand - Hold the flame over somebody else’s bowl for them ߛ Garden Gnome - In broad daylight, sit in the middle of your front yards garden and smoke a gram from a bong. ߛ Eyes Open Toked - for your first time. ߛ Fashion Sense - Smoke weed while drinking wine. ߛ Double-Jointed - Smoke a joint the size of two regular joints. ߛ Triple OG - Smoke a blunt while sippin hard liquor. ߛ Pocky - Smoke weed while watching a genuine Japanese anime. ߛ Oktaku - Marathon a season of a given Anime series with a blunt / joint / bowl for each disk ߛ Crucifier - Smoke a crucifix joint. ߛ Glass tax - Smoke from a glass pipe. ߛ Kingpin - Smoke a blunt. ߛ Astronautical - Smoke from a Gravity bong. ߛ Chong Would be Proud - Smoke from a bong. ߛ A Canon! - Smoke from a Steam Roller. ߛ BRB, Moon - Use a vaporizer ߛ Commitment - Buy a $150 or more piece. ߛ Bloodshot - Get an ID photo taken while high. Bonus points if it’s an official document: Passport, driver's license, government department employee ID etc. ߛ Not so Green Now! - Buy weed from a dealer without assistance from friends (any amount.)

ߛ Fat Sack - Buy an ounce. ߛ Just Croisin', Man - Walk around your neighborhood smoking weed from a croissant. ߛ Stoners Delight - Combine 4 canned foods in your pantry to make a superfood. Extra points go to the obscurity of the combination. ߛ Dealers Damnation - Buy some weed with coins only. ߛ The Scholar - Go to college lectures baked. ߛ Feels Good Man - Have sex while high. ߛ Grasslete - Compete in a sport, stoned. ߛ Kick It Up a Notch - Cook something while baked. ߛ Iron Chef - Cook a full meal for several people while baked. ߛ Ebert and Roeper - Watch 50 movies while high. ߛ Respect Your Elders - Smoke out someone older than you. ߛ Hide in Plain Sight - smoke in a public place ߛ Stoner Olympics - Start with a joint, move on to a pipe, then a bong, a knifer, and finish off with a ߛ massive gravity bong hit. Replace one item with vaporizer if available. ߛ Bronze Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 10 minutes. ߛ Silver Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 7 minutes. ߛ Gold Medalist - Complete the Stoner Olympics in less than 4 minutes. ߛ Platinum - Earn ‘Gold Medalist’. Now, beat your best time. ߛ GREEN - Medalist Complete the Stoner Olympics in under 150 seconds. ߛ Where is My Mind - Go on a rollercoaster high. ߛ One Asian, One Indian, One Adventure - Smoke with some friends and find your way to a White Castle. You’re pretty cool if you can match the races. ߛ “It’s a Sidewalk!!” - Park on a sidewalk while blazed ߛ What are Those Goddamn Animals?! - Go to the zoo stoned ߛ “How Much for the Ape?” - Buy something you don’t need because you’re stoned.

ߛ “Running water, Hear my Cry” - Smoke weed in the shower while your whole family is in the room next door and no locks on the bathroom door. ߛ Giving nature a hand - Find a hole somewhere that some rodent or snake possibly lives in, bonus if you followed a rodent back there hole. Blow smoke in said hole. ߛ Starving Artist - Create a piece of art while blazed. ߛ Receding Hairline - Burn hair while taking a hit. ߛ Diversify - Smoke in a circle with at least 5 people of different nationalities. ߛ The Author - Write or post a worthy story while baked. ߛ Good to the last drop - Volunteer to take the last hit when offered. ߛ Fiendin' - Scrape all your pieces for resin. ߛ Squeezing Water from a Stone - Smoke a bowl of resin. ߛ Katamari - Roll a resin ball in grinder kief and smoke it. ߛ Duped - Pass the bong, and someone else unknowingly clears your stale hit. ߛ Frosty - Using freshly fallen snow in a bong. ߛ Ice Age - Roll a joint/pack a bowl and smoke it outside while it's snowing. ߛ The Heartbreaker - Unintentionally break five glass pieces in your lifetime. You fail. ߛ Incoming! - Have a seed explode in a lit joint or blunt. ߛ Butterfly - Smoke on a summer meadow. ߛ Nostalgia - Rediscover a childhood joy while baked. ߛ The Stone(d) Age - Smoke a bowl using only matches. ߛ The Cake is a Lie - Discover mold within your weed. ߛ Factory Worker - Listen to Industrial music non-stop while high. ߛ Power Outage - Listen to acoustic music non-stop while high. ߛ White Flag - Inhale a hit from your mouth to your nose. ߛ Pay it forward - Smoke out 2 people at the same time.

ߛ Family Guy - Smoke weed with someone from your immediate family. ߛ Roach Exterminator - Smoke a full bowl with the weed from roaches. ߛ Switch Hitter - Be so high that you accidentally hit the wrong side of the joint/blunt. ߛ High as the Starlight - Listen to MUSE's Black holes and Revelations completely while high ߛ Fire in the Hole! - Smoke from a bong without using ice or water. ߛ Kyrie Eleison - Roll a joint using paper from a pocket bible. ߛ Fear Factor - Eat 5 roaches. ߛ This Shit's Laced! - Repack the bowl with a drug besides weed or tobacco and successfully pass it at least once. ߛ Energizer Bunny - Listen, while high, to a fully-charged portable music player long enough that the batteries die but you do not fall asleep. ߛ Heaven or Hell - Green out then get higher than you were when you got sick. Vomiting due to other drugs does not count towards this achievement. ߛ Hashshashin - Smoke hash on a rooftop while keeping vigilant watch ߛ To the Dome - Create a device with which you can inhale smoke directly through your nostrils. ߛ Friend Maker - Smoke with a total stranger off the street. ߛ The pugilist - Pick a fight while high, and win ߛ Bat - Smoke Enjoy a complete joint while hanging upside down from a tree branch. ߛ A Friend with Weed - Smoke up 5 friends and get smoked up by five friends. ߛ Lucky Number 7 - Smoke 7 packed bowls consecutively in one sitting to yourself. ߛ The Breath Taker - Marathon a 1g joint by yourself in less than 5 minutes. ߛ Quadriplegic - Smoke 4 joints at the same time and finish them all. ߛ Hit and run - Keep yourself fit by smoking on a treadmill. ߛ All Along The Watchtower - Smoke from a 5+ foot bong. ߛ Above The Ignorance - Convince an anti-pot/straight edge kid to smoke pot with you. ߛ Little Friend - Smoke with a midget.

ߛ Pimp - Smoke with 3 or more girls in one place. ߛ Humanitarian - Smoke up someone with medical problems. i.e. cancer, m.s., cerebral palsy etc. ߛ Super Pimp - Get a girl so high that you instantly hook up. ߛ Orgasm - Smoke weed while on ecstacy (Feels good, man!) ߛ Bulge - Buy a QP ߛ Casper - Hold a hit for so long, you blow out no smoke. ߛ Dante's Peak - Use a volcano vaporizer. ߛ Apprentice - Engineer Make a bong out of things you find in your shed. ߛ Master Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only in your kitchen. ߛ Field Engineer - Make a bong out of things found only outdoors. ߛ Ganja Guru - Smoke an ounce in the span of a day. ߛ Intruder Alert - Smoke in someone's yard/house/shed that you do not know, without their permission ߛ IMDB - Watch 400 movies while high. ߛ Pwnerer - Beat all your friends at a video game while baked. ߛ I Know Kung-Fu - Take a hit and do a backflip. ߛ The Music Man - Have a smoking playlist of at least 250 songs. ߛ Do The Mario - Smoke on shrooms. ߛ SuperStoner - Make a piece out of a straw a toothpick, and a paperclip, and tinfoil. ߛ FFFF - Talk to an officer of the law while high. ߛ Fight Fire with Fire - Smoke yourself sober. ߛ Dissapearing Act- Smoke your whole bag while driving around. ߛ Survivorman - Bake out a tent. ߛ Travelin' Man - Smoke in at least three different states. ߛ Strike-out! - Take a hit, a shot, chug a beer, exhale. ߛ Snowed In - Smoke a bowl topped with coke.

ߛ The Aristocrat - Smoke a wooden pipe while wearing two or more of waistcoat, monocle and tophat. ߛ The Aristocrats - Now convince your stupid friends to do it with you. ߛ The Shaman - Smoke up and enjoy the high in a cave, a Native American teepee, a forest, next to stone age rock paintings, you get the idea, etc… ߛ The Viking - Smoke up on any unpowered (in other words, you row) watercraft. ߛ Drink It Like Water - Make a Jamaican Smoothie ߛ Natural Resources - Have a gravity or waterfall bong hit using a lake, stream, river etc. ߛ Botanist - Roll and smoke a tulip ߛ Against All Odds - Smoke while under probation ߛ The Hat Trick - Jack 3 lighters in one session. ߛ Uncle Jack - Smoke a bong using Jack Daniels as the bongwater. ߛ Grandpa Jack - Smoke a bong using Jack Daniels as the bongwater. After you've finished the bowl, do shots of the bongwater. ߛ Shoot 'em up - Give a shotgun to more than 5 people in a row. ߛ King of Irony - Hotbox a car in a rehab parking lot. ߛ Iron Man - Smoke in a circle with blunts going around equal to at least half of the people. ߛ Hungry Man - Eat something with weed/hash in it then smoke weed stronger than the weed/hash you baked with. ߛ Wait for It - Smoke a full bowl of keif. ߛ Megaton Press - Press a tab of kief. ߛ Galileo - Smoke out of a telescope. ߛ Don Quixote - Convince someone you are someone else while smoking. ߛ Ghandi - Smoke at least 2 grams to yourself and consume no food during your trip. ߛ Minute Man - Hold a bong hit in for an entire minute. ߛ Dude, Wheres my Food? - Successfully eat up all the food in your friends house while high. ߛ Lord of the Bongs - Own more than 5 different non-homemade pieces. Can be bongs, pipes,

bubblers,ect. ߛ Superpowers - Superman a roach ߛ High roller - Roll 15 blunts in one day. ߛ The Variety Show - Smoke at least 3 different strains of weed in one sitting. ߛ Hitler's Favorite - Smoking all day on the 20th of April. ߛ Jet Engine - Light a bong hit with a propane torch. ߛ Kottonmouth King - Smoke 5 bowls without anything to drink ߛ Out of this world - Take 10 gravity bong hits in less then a minute ߛ Mile High Club - Smoke one mile off the ground ߛ Weedeater2k - Consume 2000 items of cannabinized food (No time limit.) ߛ The Evil Knievel - Smoke on top of a car with a friend driving you around. ߛ Sacred Ground - Smoking weed in Amsterdam. ߛ The Guru - In a single hit, inhale a joint puff, a blunt puff, a bong hit and a gravity bong hit (May be substituted with Reverse Gravity.) ߛ Vacuum - Smoke a complete joint in one hit. ߛ Godlike Hand Work - Roll a blunt (from a pre-rolled cigar) with only your left hand in the dark and then smoke it. ߛ Bust - Buy more than a pound. ߛ Marathon Man - Spend 12 hours, awake on a single piece of furniture. Weed must be consumed, every hour, for all 12 hours. ߛ Mount Vesuvius - Smoke a volcano modified with a custom 5 foot bag. ߛ The Wizard - Convert any old nerd nostalgic item into a piece i.e.: Lightsaber, N64 Controller, EZ Bake Oven, Super Soaker, Nerf Gun, etc. ߛ Musician at Heart - Smoke from a piece made using any part of any instrument. ߛ Sweet Jesus God Man - Read each page of the bible, both sides, and then roll a joint with it. Read entire bible. ߛ Mr. America - Smoke in all 50 states.

ߛ Promised Land - Smoke a joint while walking through Jerusalem. ߛ Gentlemen! - Puff ten or more joints at the same time. ߛ Boom Shankar - Smoking with an actual Sadhu in India. ߛ The Professor - Delivering a lecture while stoned. ߛ Woodsmith - Smoke out of a pipe you whittled yourself. ߛ Coyote - Shipped or brought weed over national borders ߛ Charm +1 - Get busted smoking weed by the cops, and talk your way out of it. ߛ Two joints - smoke two joints in the morning smoke two joints at night smoke two joint in the afternoon. ߛ Why Hello There - Meet your boyfriend's/girlfriend's parents high ߛ Mr. Nice Guy - Smoke out Dave Chapelle – By 420 Chan, – (Weed Fanatics R Us,) –Print & Enjoy–

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