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Copyright (c) Dawn Fallon 2014
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The right of Dawn Fallon to be identified as the author
of the Work has been asserted by her in accordance
with the Copyrights, Designs and Patents Acts 1988.
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All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be
reproduced by way of trade or otherwise, or be circulated in
any form or by any means, electronic or otherwise,
without the authors permission.
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Some of the characters in the book are fictional
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PREFACE
The book is slightly unusual in that it uses emoticons and can also
be inter-active with occasional links to YouTube and Facebook
should the reader so desire to click on the links.
The story is written in the dogs voice, and in mainly lower case
letters (with just a few capital letters for proper names and
emphasis). This is deliberate, and it is how the story came to me
when I started to write it in the dogs voice. There are also a
couple deliberate spelling mistakes, plus a few deliberate
grammatical errors.
The book also uses personal photos of other Cavaliers (with their
owners permission) to add some variety to the illustrations, and
demonstrate the amazing versatility of this fabulous breed of
dog.
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The book has been great fun to write: to try and see the world
through the eyes of a dog has been an interesting journey! I hope
that readers will stick with it and maybe find within it some
humorous moments, and maybe a mirror to themselves through
the lens of our canine friends.
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Acknowledgements
My grateful thanks are extended to my husband, Don, who encouraged me to write this book about
his busking adventures with our beloved dog Sammy, and to all the people who invested time and
interest in Sammy. I also thank the owners of the other dogs (and cats) below who feature in this
book and for their kind permission to use their very personal photos of their fur babes. They are
the rightful owners of the photos they have shared in this book.
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A BIG thank you to the following owners and their dogs in order of appearance !
Chapter 1
Lynn Bolton - FARLEY
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Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 13
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Chapter 18
My grateful thanks also to Szilvia Somogyi for her permission to use her superb drawing of a Cavalier
running with ears flapping in Chapter 13
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glossary
tod =
kip =
alone/on my own
sleep
grub = food
grinsard = the grass verge (of unknown origin - possibly from the
old English word greensward - meaning turf)
lugholes = ears
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contents
1 - about me, the cavalier king
2 - on the streets
3 - cavalier kingship
8 - cats
10 - street talk
11 - holidays
12 - grooming
14 - crissmas
15 - cavalier quirks
16 - human quirks
18 - grand finale
walkies - sleeping
i am very regal as you can see in this picture. well of course i am, i
have royal blood in my veins
every owner of a cavalier king has a photo like that. its in the
breed you see.
we even look royal - its not just our dignified
demeanour:
~ Farley ~
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2 - on the streets
they say that owners look like their dogs. but that doesnt apply
in my case.
my lead all tangled, and people who want to get off the bus play a
funny game of trying to step over my lead.
in some metal tracks, and when the trolley got stuck, so did i
because my master was also stuck we were all stuck.
then a loud sound came into my ears dee dah dee dah dee dah
dee dah - and my master started shouting help! help! very loudly.
then a lady scooped me up in her arms, leaving my master behind
shouting even more loudly, until some men helped him just as a red
and white barrier came down and almost hit my masters head.
after that we went into a nice coffee shop where i was given a
biscuit, and my master recovered with a good strong coffee.
whenever i smell coffee i know there are biscuits.
that day was a bad day though. when we came out of the coffee
shop i started to get wet with rain. i do not like getting wet. so i
had a good shake, piddled on a wet paper bag, and we made for
home early.
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3 - cavalier kingship
mind you, often its not the children who dress us up. its usually
the adults - but dont tell anyone otherwise they will feel
embarrassed.
oliver and sydney are therapy dogs in new york. they model all
kinds of outfits for the kids they help and the old folks they visit.
theyd make it it big in new york city as models if there was a cat
walk for dogs dont you think?
you can read all about their marvellous work on their Oliver and
Sydney Therapy Dogs facebook page. we make excellent therapy
dogs because of our sweet and gentle nature.
i mean, whatever would charles spaniel have made of the fact that
cavalier kings would be so marvellous at social media and
networking having our very own facebook pages, facebook groups,
youtube channels and can be followed on twitter?
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absolutely amazed at our fame and how utterly compelling we are.
and a few of us even have instagram accounts with amazing photos
such as Prince.
and every dog owner has to do it: that is, put a pair of sunglasses
on us to see how spectacular we look.
sunglasses instantly
transform our royal appearance into transcendental film-star
status:
~ Itan ~
now, generally speaking cavalier kings are not rampage dogs like
some breeds (which shall remain nameless) nor are we those sorts
of dog which wreck furniture, carpets, shoes and mobile phones.
oh no, we are polite. the only place we run rampage is your hearts.
and maybe a bit of grass.
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~ Bruce ~
and i have to confess i did wreck the rubbish bag once during the
night, but i just couldnt help myself as there was grub in it.
mistress says she never knew she could be so in love with a breed
of dog. but she is - i am such a marvellous specimen that i have
converted her to cavalier kingship in the world of dogdom.
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now, concerning my loves and hates. i have several and dont quite
know where to start. this is going to be a looooong chapter.
wetness
myself - i am a non-water babe. i generally do not like the stuff though i tolerate it for baths and showers. well, i have to as i
dont get a lot of choice in the matter. personally i feel waterdrenching is overkill.
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~ Buddy ~
Buddys mistress says she wished she could go thin like that after
a shower.
~Prince ~
hes clearly not a fan of bath time. and that foible of raising one
lip comes upon us during times of any kind of excitement whether good or bad. when i do this it gives my mistress a tingle
in her tummy because she sees how utterly perky i am
and there is no doubt that bathing and showering makes our eyes
pop from the buzz in our belly. but because were all so different
it can be buzzing with extreme ecstasy or a why-mummy whyyyyy?
type buzzing.
or our eyes can pop with delight like dexters (though to be frank
his popping eyes might be interpreted as sheer i-want-that-towelround-me-now in my humble opinion):
~ Dexter ~
or our eyes might pop with intense quizzical intreating, or a stopit-i-like-it-mummy popping:
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~ Buy ~
concluding with a look of sad resignation to the fact that waterdousing is a necessary ritual humans have to perform on us from
time to time:
~ Lucy ~
but i must point out that cavalier kings are incredibly versatile
and fantastically random creatures. here are some of my cavalier
friends shamelessly exhibiting their love affair with buoyancy:
~ Lilly ~
lilly effortlessly floats like a lily pad, and ria uses her tail as a
rudder:
~ Ria ~
~ Bramble ~
this all goes to show how some of us love water and some of us
dont. were full of surprises like that you see. it's our individuality
spiking, expressing our unique brilliance. due to our rich diversity
some of us choose to enjoy wetness with sheer unadulterated
pleasure.
we each have our own quirks, whims and fancies, and we are such
an amazingly assorted mixed bag breed of dog that we are the
same but different all at the same time - thats how outrageously
remarkable we are
another pot luck issue is our size. not everyone knows this, but
cavalier kings come in three different sizes: small, medium and
large - with every size in between - and you never know what you
might end up with. my owners thought they were getting a small
toy dog but i grew into a large one. there was more of me to love
and cuddle so they didn't mind.
~ Quigli ~
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~ Rosie ~
~ Coco ~
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rosi and coco are the best of mates. their skills at agility have
completely changed the lives of their master and mistress who
now own a caravan, have changed their car, and have a social
dimension to their lives they never knew existed before cavalier
kings amazed them. that is how inconceivably distinguished we
are.
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~ Alfie ~
~ Bentley ~
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~ Ollie ~
~ Henry ~
and you can see charley from north carolina is very pleased with
himself: notice the green "stickers" in his ears and scattered
through his fur. it took his mistress nearly three hours to pick all
of the debris out of him:
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~ Charley ~
~ Pacific ~
.. you cant that deny Pacific has a glint in his eye now can you?
and from greece, miss nelly flaunts her delight with mud in the
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~ Miss Nelly ~
~ Terence ~
in fact, i am not really sure what it is, but i love it because i can
clean my coat in it. on this issue i am a film star. you can see me
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~ liver ~
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after a good roll in the snow theres nothing like a good shake and if our ears are very long the effect can be quite stunning:
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~ Sydney ~
but sometimes shaking just doesnt cut it, and we need thawing
out in front of the fire:
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~ Jazz ~
..and when it all gets too much and weve had enough, well
theres nothing for it but want to go back indoors - especially
when our wee pawpaws get chilled:
~ Abba Marchant ~
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after all, queen victoria enjoyed a swim when she went to the isle
of wight - so if it's good enough for her, it's good enough for us.
AND she had a cavalier king. he went to rainbow bridge a long
time ago now, but he was a handsome tricolourcalled dash:
~ Dash ~
he was queen victorias very first dog and she absolutely adored
him and worshipped the ground he walked on. well, who wouldn't
adore a cavalier king?
and that picture of dash wasnt taken with a shiny device which us
modern cavalier kings have pointed at us all the time - oh no, that
picture was done with paint and a brush by sir edwin landseer, and
was especially commissioned by the duchess of kent and given to
queen victoria in 1836. i just know these things you see
the first time i had to swim was when i was running along a path
toward a patch of beautiful green grass in the park. i love grass
because i am trained to do my poopies on it.
with great anticipation and velocity i jumped onto the grass. but
the grass collapsed and i had to swim in it, which wasn't grass at
all, but something called duckweed. they say dogs cant see
colours, but i can. it was green, and it looked liked grass. i
wouldnt have jumped onto it otherwise. my young master tim had
to fish me out as i swam to the edge of the pond. i was lured by
the pleasure and the idea of rolling and pooping on the grass you
see. i love to lay on my back and wriggle about on it:
you see, i really enjoy toilet, and when my mistress says: toilet!
the grass calls me and i get triggered to poop and be clean. i can
just fair smell the fragrances before i am even let out of the
door. the moist earth magnifies the pungent pheromones, and my
nostrils are drawn to them like a magnet.
it is true that the subject of pooping and piddling all seems very
boring and disgusting to humans. but to us dogs it is absolutely
glorious, and it is why i have to devote a whole sub-chapter to this
gratifying doggy habit. it is just soso.. well, so earthy. in
fact, it is well known that royals have a very earthy side to them,
to compensate for all the fancy finery we exude.
my mistress says that the poet sir john betjeman was right when
he called all dogs turd-droppers. well of course we are. what
else are we supposed to drop? the aromas are delicious, and i get
very excited about it - it is one of the most pleasurable parts of
my day. apart from dinner.
but when i do find it, i do my toilet dance by going round and round
and round hovering over the spot, finally lowering my back end
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Sam flicks his legs (and grass all over his mistress)
plus its very pleasurable sniffing the spot where another dog has
just piddled - especially if they are a different breed AND
gender. which is why i am sniffing the ground after my elegant
friend jet has relieved herself:
~ Me and Jet ~
making a dash for it in the end, and when i come back in i have a
good shake and get a rub down with the towel from my mistress,
which makes up for it
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food
also i will help myself to anything that is within my reach especially if its cheese. cheese always makes my eyes pop:
i would escape through a hole in the bushes up the dog field, but i
cant remember why i lost interest in bitches. my mistress could
never catch me when i ran away after a bitch, and my four tiny
legs could run much faster than her two great big long ones.
and once when i ran off to chase, i got lost and this gave my
mistress much anxiety. eventually a lady brought me home, and
my mistress said that was it and that i would have to have it done.
so it was done, and chasing bitches is now only a vague memory. so
i am not sure whether the ramifications of chasing bitches was
good or bad, but so be it.
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it happens like this: the sound which comes out of the accordion
makes people go happy in their tummy and it gives them a buzz in
their belly because the music has put them in touch with their
memories and emotions.
some of the people are very young women with three or four
children round them - they are the ones who open their purses
wide and tip it upside down over the box, and all the metal falls
into it.
when the young women with children empty their purses out, my
masters eyes pop. it is not just cavalier kings eyes that pop you
see - it can happen to humans too. it has happened many times to
my master. it always surprises him, because going up to a busker
and turning out all the loose change of his wallet into a buskers
receptacle is something he would never do himself.
he says these women are like the widow who gave her last mite,
and he has respect for them like he never had before he used to
busk.
mind you, some ask awkward questions such as: who are you
collecting for? or, how much do you get every time you busk? my
master objects to these questions, because he gets
embarrassment. so to cover his embarrassment he teases them
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and grass is good for eating too - the long grass that is. it is
sweet and tasty, and i always get my daily dose of fructose when i
am out on my walkies
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you can see how adamant she is, not submitting to my leadership
at times. it happens on this wise: i dig my tummy into the ground
and my strength is greater than hers, so i win every time.
she thinks i cant work it out about the hills, but i like to go down
the hill because there are better doggy perfumes down there more dogs visit downhill than on the flat which is a dead end. so i
go down the hill every time
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Sams mistress is recalcitrant on walkies
when i take my mistress for her walkies up the dog field, i make
sure she gets plenty of exercise walking round and round the
perimeters of the field while i sit and have a nice little rest in the
middle of it.
the moment and enjoy every nano-second. but she only talks to
me when theres no-one else around. if she sees another human,
she shuts up.
but when were alone together she rattles away to me about all
kinds of things. and sometimes i respond by piddling up something,
and she says thats exactly how i feel about it too - and so we
agree, my mistress and i, on the deep things of life.
sometimes she practices her singing as we walk, and she really has
to make sure no-one is a round then. it is rather embarrassing, but
sometimes, in order to put and end to her vocal scales and
coloratura, i cock my leg pretending to piddle - but really it is only
a token gesture and nothing comes out. then she tells me i am a
good boy because i am an empty dog and so we make for home.
and when we make for home, that stops her singing.
on the whole though she is a very good dog walker, and she allows
me to take my time, lead the way and browse the grinsards.
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Sam the sniffer dog
then, once i have the other dogs ball firmly in my mouth, i will not
let go. my strength comes from my tummy to my mouth, and my
mistress plays a game with me pulling it.
now, everyone knows that if you blow into a dogs eyes we dont
like it, but if you open the car window we will stick our head out
because we love the wind to blow in our face:
~ Rio ~
my mistress has a very long special name for me when i come home
with other dogs balls - she calls me Worramigonnadowithyou. i
know when she calls me that amazingly long and special name that i
am truly a cavalier king and that she is very proud of me for not
letting go, despite all the odds. then once home, i let go of the
ball, and lose interest in it.
now i have to admit that one of the vagaries of being 99% wolf is
that i am a scavenger and will eat any dead matter i come across.
indiscriminately. especially if its got feathers or scales. it doesnt
matter how long it has been dead. my mistress has anxiety when i
do this, but i just cant help it and if i can i will run away with it,
and bury it to eat in private at some other time.
my mistress couldnt believe her eyes when she watched me bury
my rawhide bone once. she thought it was a fairytale that dogs
bury bones - until she saw me do it. i dug a very deep hole with my
paws, put the bone in and covered it over using my nose as a spade
to shovel the soil back. i had a very dirty nose and paws. i did
look a mess.
but then several weeks later, i ate that bone after the dark,
moist earth had made the rawhide go lovely and soft - it was
scrumptious, like me. besides, dirts got nutrients - all dogs know
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Sam the Blenheims awesome snores
and then like all royal dogs we love our comfort and i love to make
my bed, and have a fluffy blanket to lie on. and of course as is
fitting for royal dogs, i have a memory foam mattress which i
snuggle into most deeply in my special spot under the grand piano:
~ Kacee ~
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~ Miss Charlotte ~
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~ Koko ~
~ Poppy ~
and to prove that im not the only twisted cav in the land of nod,
here is my friend sophie even more blissfully discombobulated
than i can be:
~ Sophie ~
it all comes from when we were pups and slept on top of each
other that our propensity for amazing sleeping positions comes so
naturally:
~ Harry ~
~ Oliver ~
~ Ollie ~
and so at night i am always first up onto the bed ready for a good
nights kip. the only exception is when my mistress and master
cuddle each other instead of me. when they cuddle each other
they become urgent, and they make the bed bounce up and down,
and i do not like that at all.
but after while i start to feel lonesome. so later on, when the
bouncing has stopped, i go back in. i go to the side of the bed my
mistress is sleeping. i never go to my masters side because it
would be useless - i have never even tried. but i always go to my
mistress because shes my mom. i put my pawpaws on her side of
the bed and wake her up. she then gives me a leg up onto the bed,
and so i settle in between my master and mistress and sweetly
sleep until morning.
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now, its a good job i like sleeping because i do that quite a bit on
the street, though often i get woken for a stroke when people
throw metal in my masters accordion box. sometimes the people
who throw metal come back a second time because they have
bought a treat for me. once, someone gave me a dried pigs ear,
and that kept me very happy for a long time.
my knowing about her is keen. she has a loneliness, and i know she
has no touch in her life. i am her only touch of warmth. she has a
sadness, and i know she gets a funny-in-her-tummy feeling at
times, because i connect with her emanation. she smiles at me,
and smiling is rare for her, and it is from her heart. she is
depleted because she has nurtured everyone else except herself,
but i know that when she strokes me she is nurtured by my
dogginess, and i feel happy because she goes away not so depleted.
then there are people who stroke me using their middle two
fingers - they gently wiggle these two fingers behind my ears or
on my neck. these are affectionate people. the have a human
gentleness deep within, which sometimes gets pushed down
because they have to hide. but with me their true gentleness is
bright, and it shines through their wiggling middle fingers and i
like it, of course i do.
then i get people who are really extrovert and rub my ears all over
the place. this is fun. these are are a mixture of people, and you
can never quite tell about them. their happiness comes out in
their wagging hands on my ears, just like my happiness comes out
of my wagging tail. generally these people love dogs much more
than humans, and they tell my master that too. he is unsure about
them loving dogs more than humans, but i agree with them.
now it is plain that the reason some people like dogs more than
humans is because we dogs are so highly principled - unlike some
humans. we have hi-fidelity, we never answer back or argue, and
we dont cause wars.
and of course we do not play mind games like some people do. we
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but some cats have tummies which glue them to the ground, and
their eyes freeze into mine. then the fun goes out of it. so i
start sniffing around to show i am not interested in astonied cats.
i acknowledge their feline right not to let me chase them.
but then, without putting too much spin on the matter (lest cats
get the idea they can outshine us), they can be quite fun as well,
especially when theyre small and kittenish:
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then there are others who will never enjoy a close relationship,
but still get along quite well, and can share co-ordinated interests
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i love all people - it doesnt matter who they are. if i see a human
in the distance, my tail immediately starts fanning from side to
side. as the human gets nearer to me, the excitement in my
tummy gives me turbo-tail which starts to go round and round like
a propeller. my mistress says i would take off if i wasnt so heavy.
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Sam sees a human being on the other side of the road
when i do this my mistress gets the buzz in her belly again, and
just has to give me a stroke ..and usually a cuddle and kiss too.
were all the same at listening and cocking our head to one side:
~ Naisha ~
we can try being insistent and force our way on to human laps. but
then it all gets very uncomfortable because the human tries to
type on their laptop over our bodies, and it makes us go funny-inour-tummy. and so we just accept that humans need their laptops
more than us dogs and we move on, finding our own place on the
sofa:
i am a great socialite in the dog world, and when i was wee pup i
used to like all dogs. however i've learnt that up the dog field
some of them might jump on me - such as henry and misty who are
bigger than me. they always want to pin me down for some reason.
i do not like that at all. and because of our gentle nature some of
us have got hurt very badly other dogs, so we have to choose our
friends wisely.
my best friends are holly and jess, because we have a good romp
round the field, chasing each other. here i am after my master
has walked us mush-mush style in his wheelchair: best paw/wheel
forward:
and now to a foible which dogs of all breeds have in common spatial awareness. it differentiates us vastly from humans. my
mistress says that i have no spatial awareness whatsoever, but in
actual fact she is wrong. i do have spatial awareness - she just
doesnt know it.
you see, i lie in the middle of the kitchen floor while she steps
over me as she cooks the meals, demonstrating that my spatiality
is *meta*physical - not physical. thats how quirky and
combobulated i am.
its like this: metaphysical spatial awareness is vastly superior to
just mere physical spatial awareness. this is because it is
concerned with two questions, namely:
1) what is ultimately
there? and 2) what is it like?
if you dont believe me, google metaphysics and see what wiki says
about it. i have quoted from it exactly.
cavalier kings are master metaphysicians because we are hyperaware of: 1) what is ultimately there (perhaps a nice cold floor to
lie on, or a poo-parfum to sniff, or food to eat), and we are
doubly-hyper aware of: 2) what is it like (absolutely scrummy,
yummy and delicious).
even queen victoria knew it when she wrote about her favourite
cavalier king dash on the marble slab placed over his grave in
windsor park - her accolade applies to us one and all:
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the Favourite Spaniel of Queen Victoria
By whose command this Memorial was erected.
He died on the 20 December, 1840 in his 9th year.
His attachment was without selfishness,
His playfulness without malice,
His fidelity without deceit.
READER, if you would live beloved and die regretted, profit by the
example of DASH.
so that's a bit about me and you can see that i am a very sunny
sociable dog, though when other dogs AND food are in front of
me a darkness spikes up from my tummy, and i can't explain it but
i just have to get that food before the other dog. this did get
me into trouble once, but i won't bore you with that.
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10 - street talk
and once a fellow busker - one who had very little musical skill and
used a backing track while he pretended to play - had the cheek
to ask my master to move. this was because he wanted to go on
my masters pitch. but my master didnt want to move and and a
fight nearly broke out.
11 - holidays
i know that holidays are happening with the suitcases come out.
either we all go together as a pack, or i go on my own holiday
which i like because i get to stay with different humans and
sometimes other doggy friends.
when we all go together as a pack, we go to various places birmingham usually - and i get to stay in the travelodge with my
family , because dogs are welcome there.
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her man in the house liked me too, and he would twiddle his two
fingers on the back of my neck and ask me ow are ee angin my
ansome? (which translated from cornish into english is how are
you hanging my handsome?)
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12 - grooming
but lauras van has doggy scents in it, and i like being blow dried,
but not by my mistress who hasn't got a clue about blow drying
dogs.
i have been clipped many times, but one clipper i visited (who shall
remain nameless) made a complete mess of my hairline as you can
see in the photo. my mistress was VERY upset.
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but that is because she isnt into metaphysics like we are - we are
on a totally different level to humans when it comes to knowing:
1) what is ultimately there (our private bits) and 2) what it is like
(dirty).
thus, personal hygiene for us cavalier kings is best done by
ourselves in this respect, despite human attempts to smother us
in foaming shampoo which contains sulphate laureth sulfate which i for one do not like. our own saliva has special properties
and enzymes for our own private bits and its everything we need.
shampoo is irrelevant. unless we are covered in mud of course.
and as you know already, we like mud
now to the area of the names i get called. my most common name
is Dog, or Thedog. i know i am Thedog, and i look up at them
every time they say Thedog. because i know that something is
going to happen with me when they call me by that name. such as
walkies. or going somewhere in primrose. i like primrose - she is
big and i always sit in the front seat. here i am ready to go to do
my therapy work where i visit old people and wow them with my
glittering charm, giving them therapy by being friendly and fluffy.
but often it gets too hot for me and after a while i just go flopbott like that dog in james herriotts story - i just cant help it.
we cant sweat, so we subside.
she especially loves me when i run up the field and my ears flap up
and down - she has a new and special name for me then called
Wind-in-his-Ears. she says it is my indian name:
all cavalier kings ears flap when we run, and every cavalier owner
has a picture like that:
~ Jasper ~
and when our ears flail around in full flight firing on all four
cylinders it inspires artists to get their pencils out:
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here i am with a visitor who doesnt like dogs. but she liked me.
of course she did. thats how stupendous i am:
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that is why owning a dog teaches you a lot about yourself
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14 - crissmas
now i like crissmas because i get treats. lots of them. and toys.
you can see my eyes popping in anticipation of whats in that
crissmas stocking. and its mine. all mine.
but its an effort when you reach middle age like me, and i prefer
to sleep in my spare time.
people are very kind, and parents like to send their children with
money to put in the box. it makes the children feel all grown up
and teaches them generosity.
then one year i won first prize in the best-dressed crissmas dog
competition in dartmouth. for this amazing event i sported extra
bling with my seasonal regalia:
my master was convinced it was the bell and the flashing lights
that won me the first prize and rosette:
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15 - cavalier quirks
every cavalier king has their own peculiar quirks: some we share in
common, and some are unique to us as individuals.
just like
humans.
now the first thing i do when i get up and my mistress lets me out
is to sniff the air - although if im desperate i might go and piddle
and poop. but usually i just sit and sniff. i take a good whiff of it
with my nose in the air just smelling the morning and enjoying it. i
take my time over it:
or i will sit out on the front lawn and admire the view looking out
to sea:
i did this once on the vicars carpet and disgraced myself, but he
didnt seem to mind. my mistress says its not a good habit, so she
is pleased i dont do it all that often, so i doubt she will ever get
that video
but i was a good dog and i won prizes for my master tim. i am such
a clever dog because as i have already mentioned you cant train a
cavalier king to do anything - unless we choose to do it, or because
theres food in it somewhere.
although i did get told off once (albeit very nicely) when i was
very young, and my owners werent used to doggy ways: it so
happened that i was an innocent culprit.
now, this is how incredibly quirky we dogs are: only dogs can be
innocent and a culprit at the same time.
this is because humans are illogical, and when my master hid his
car keys so that i wouldnt steal them and my mistress was hunting
for them, apparently it was all my fault because i might have
stolen them, but didnt, and wouldnt:
so there you have it. i was the thief which might have been but
wasnt: an innocent culprit
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but i played along with the dog training classes pretending i was
trainable, and young master tim got the accolade as a good junior
handler. so i was well pleased
then i have a vicious guttural woof to ward off other dogs from
my front garden. this woof explodes from my tummy as i fly
toward the patio door in order to show that is my territory and
they had better get off. i might surrender to them up the park,
but if they come on my turf to do their piddle, i will not stand it.
~ Poppy ~
(Me)
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16 - human quirks
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Dartmouth Don - street music
but i could only snooze with him on the sofa in the lounge. i
couldnt sleep in his bedroom at night because it was too hot for
me. even my mistress noticed it. in fact, it was so hot my
mistress worried it was too hot for les himself. the only thing was
les couldnt hear well and wouldnt wear his hearing aids. so my
mistress always had to speak to him in bold print - and sometimes
in capitals, and if it was really bad, she had to speak to him in bold
print AND capitals. this was to try and make him understand like this:
but les displayed another human quirk when it came to doghandling: and that is the propensity for strangling us when posing
for a photo, of which les was one of the worst im afraid. though
its only because he wanted to show my extreme exquisiteness
off:
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one day i even went sea fishing with young master tim. i ate a
very tasty piece of bait - hook and all - before master tim could
cast it to the fish. my vigilant mistress then insisted taking me to
the vet for an x-ray and i have a wonderful scar on my tummy to
show how dogs and fishing can be an eventful occasion
and as old queen vic said (she wont mind me calling her that as one
royal to another) if humans would live beloved and die regretted,
then profit from cavalier king example: let your attachments be
without selfishness, your playfulness without malice, and your
fidelity without deceit, OK? then you will be happy
one quirk dogs can share with humans though it the ability to reinvent themselves, especially if we have had a bad start in life.
but once we get good people in our lives, our continual blossoming
comes from our glittering vibes invading our good owners hearts.
even some of my more timid cavalier friends in my neighbourhood
who have had a bad start in life with bad people still shine bright,
even though their faculties have been subdued by human
heaviness in the past.
but all in all, without our humans, we would be lost, so thats why
we find you so exciting and can sometimes get separation anxiety
when you leave us on our tod. we are never quite sure whether we
will ever see you again when you leave us, so we bark and bark to
make you hear us and come back.
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when visitors come i love it because the pack in the house gets
bigger, and the bigger the better. i particularly like it when the
men come round. my master likes his mens meetings and i always
go and sit with them rather than with my mistress.
but even if the pack increases just by one i like it. such as when
my mistresss piano pupils visit. i always feel much more relaxed
when the pack in the house is bigger and when im relaxed i fart
because i go floppy in my tummy. i am not a farty dog generally
speaking, but they are stinkers when i do - much to my mistresss
disgust and embarrassment, but then she hasnt learnt the art of
farting unapologetically.
a final hate: i hate thursdays because they are very annoying for
me because my mistress never knows what room she wants to be
in. she moves around from room to room with a duster in her
hand, and no sooner have i settled down comfortable in one room,
she moves to another and i have to get up to follow her. and when
the vacuum comes out - well, that is last straw. it growls loudly in
falsetto, so i admit defeat and find a quiet spot on my own.
18 - grand finale
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~ Lucy ~
she is a pooch of great verve and courage because she lives with
an illness called epilepsy, and her mummy is brave supporting lucy
through her health problems.
you see, us cavalier kings can get health problems, so we need all
the help we can get. we need our humans to help us to be as
healthy as we can so that we do not go to rainbow bridge too soon.
and we need our humans to be aware and educate themselves
about cavalier health matters, and for all breeders to be
responsible.
and lucys transformation is proof that good food, good care, love
and devotion work wonders where we can thrive. lucy has found
her forever home with her mummy, and with lady, the ruby
cavalier king who is now lucys sister .
lucy loves lady but
thinks she needs to work on her modelling skills and become more
of a poser:
you can see Lucys story on youtube - but you might need a box of
tissues handy ~
The Story of Lucy, The Rescue Cavalier
from all that you will now have gathered that the sole purpose of
a dog is to enjoy life in abundance - eating, walking, sleeping,
farting (well, we cant burp like humans can we?) pooping, piddling
and being stroked and adored - we absolutely lap it up, of course
we do. we teach humans a concept they struggle with:
unconditional love. most of all, we teach you about yourself. what
sorts of person you are - whether you have a sweet tummy or a
bitter one.
and so we cavalier kings grace our owners lives and homes with
our sublime presence and absolute gorgeousness, and you enrich
our lives with your unfailing adoration of our beauty and our every
quirk, foible and whim. that is the special bond between a cavalier
king and their family. and even when we have fulfilled our days
the end
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Copyright (c) Dawn Fallon 2014
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