Salman Khan is still a virgin because of Sanskar given by Alok Nath in Maine Pyaar Kiya.

When Alok Nath was born, the doctor said, "Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain. Alok Nath smokes agarbattis. Alok Nath's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo. For Alok Nath, Ram chahe Leela chahe Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan. Alok Nath calls his wife 'Samdhaan'. Poonam Pandey should thank her stars that Alok Nath didnt give her Sanskars, else her life would've been hopeless & she would've been jobless. Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as ParleG!" Alok Nath went for Sunburn and did surya namaskar. Rahul Dravid was the Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team. Alok Nath once blessed wheat farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta Alok Nath removes his chappals before playing Temple Run and distributes Prasad after each level up. Once Alok Nath gave aashirwad to a boy. Today we know that boy as ARVIND KEJRIWAL. Alok Nath snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties. Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands for Family Gandhiji used to call Alok Nath as Mahatma. Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks. Alok Nath is father to so may betas and betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train! Alok Nath wants twitter to add 'Aashirwad' button. Buddha and Ashoka wanted to live a lavish and lustful life, but then they met Alok Nath.

When Alok Nath is around even Salman Khan behaves like a good son. Even Emran Hashmi can't kiss Alok Nath daughters because of their sanskar. When you type Alok Nath on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari. In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding. The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are Haridwar and Pariwar. 'Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai' said Alok Nath, when a teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. Alok Nath has such a personality that at times his wife calls him Bhaisaab. Alok Nath's talk show would be called "Aashirwad with Alok Alok Nath is the original Father of the Nation Alok Nath collected all his savings and tried to purchase Rajesh khanna's bungalow as it is named 'Aashirwad'. Alok Nath filed a defamation case on Yana Gupta for her inappropriate use of the word Babuji! Alok Nath hates Chelsea FC..... for ill-treating 'Mata'