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spring back

W
hy celebrate spring? Throughout history, spring has inspired celebration, from
harvest festivals to holy weeks. In the Jewish calendar, we start early with Tu
B’Shvat, kicking off spring almost before winter has started. After rejoicing with
the trees, we spend a month indoors avoiding the cold, generating steam for Purim
revelry. And then we take another month to clean up our lives, eliminating traces of cookies and
crumbs to celebrate Pesach (Passover).
While Pesach occurs near the same time as many other spring festivals, it is not a holiday that
we tend to celebrate with the earth-bound elation of Tu B’Shvat or the ecstasy of Purim. Instead,
it is a feast guided by disciplined observance that asks us to exercise restraint (from eating hametz,
unleavened bread) in order to celebrate our freedom. It is a holiday that asks us to utilize our collective
memory to remember our past and to put ourselves in the shoes of those who came before us—who
suffered injustice and who experienced redemption. It is a festival that requires us to look at Then
(back in the day) and There (in Egypt) and relive it as Here and Now.
On Pesach, within the framework of the Seder, and within the confines of our leaven-free lives,
we are reminded that what we see in the mirror is just as much a reflection of the present as the past.
Following in that vein, Issue Two of PresenTense has altered its lens to focus our spring mindset.
The new “Here” and “Now” sections replace the previous “Around the World” section—because the
questions we ask around the globe are not just isolated phenomena of specific locations, somewhere
else, but rather concerns that regularly land on all of our doorsteps. Take a look at ten ways you can
end slavery (“Face the Facts,” p. 22), or learn about how members of the Iranian-Jewish community
balance collective concerns with the realities of Los Angeles life (“Shushan USA,” p. 13). And “Seder
Unplugged” (p. 23) humorously reminds us how our Passover Seders, whatever form they might
take, often provide more questions than answers.
The spirit of spring impelled PresenTense to take a closer look at our relationship with the
natural world and the way the Jewish community specifically impacts—and is impacted by—the
environment. In “Damage Report” (p. 28) Tiferet Zimmerman-Kahan weighs the ecological effects
of last summer’s Israel-Lebanon war on the region, and in “Ebb and Flow” (p. 32), Leora Addison
discusses how to responsibly tap in to Israel’s water-management technology.
This issue also looks at the social and environmental impact of putting (kosher) bread on the
table, considering Community Supported Agriculture (“Farm Fresh,” p. 34), new social justice
Kosher certifications (“Cuisine with a Conscience,” p. 39), as well as “The Death of Eco-Kosher”
(p. 36) and our reluctance to go green (“It’s Not Easy Being Green” p. 39).
Finally, PresenTense aims to remind our readers that seeing themselves in others’ shoes is not just
about reflection, but about seizing the opportunity to hit the ground running. In the new “Paradigm
Shift” section (p. 42), Seth Garz considers how our world would look if Jewish teens around the
globe opted for a mandatory year of service; and in “Clearing a Path: Leading Up North” (p. 44),
Eli Valley highlights the efforts of the 500+ young Jews who traveled to Israel during the winter to
help efforts to restore and rebuild Israel’s Northern region following last summer’s war. Lastly, in
“Mother Ruth: the Oldest Young Person in the World” (p. 18), meet Ruth Gruber, who has used
the force of her writing to bravely share stories of politics and power, pain and injustice, with readers
around the globe.
This spring, whether you read PresenTense on the beach or on the bus, over matzah or maror,
we ask you not only to enjoy the articles in your lap, but to think about where you fit into this
dynamic picture. It’s easy to embrace the spring with abandon, rejoicing as the days get longer and
the flowers gather in the trees, but it’s not as easy to remember the responsibility we bear to those
trees, to the generations before us as well as those to come, to the trees over There as well as those
Here. Thinking about Pesach and the rites of spring, these pages are not meant to encourage you to
sit still, but to inspire you to find your place in this cycle, and to impel you to take action. Read on,
and this Passover, don’t pass up the opportunity to push for change.

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to the editor
NEEDS MORE JUDAISM so I’m glad that the magazine We can look at Albert Einstein Zionism with the fact that she still
While I congratulate you on reflected this side of Jewish life. who remained committed to the chooses to live elsewhere, to accept
what seems to have the makings Criticism of Israeli bands in English cause of Zionism for his whole life, that war is both necessary and
of a fine publication, I must makes them seem so different, so eventually leaving all of his earthly may have a devastating personal
complain about the dearth of “upgraded,” in a way. I’m also belongings to Hebrew University impact, and to determine how she
scriptural or theological coverage happy about the way the war in Jerusalem. Einstein had can support the Jewish state with
in PresenTense . What has kept was dealt with through personal consistently supported numerous limited finances and no immediate
the Jewish community bound stories and that the magazine takes Zionist events in America. He intentions to move there.
together has not been the mere Israel’s side without sounding too could have focused in on the
association of Jews as Jews, or militant. That soldier’s story on the fact that being Jewish had led to Like many diaspora Jews raised
our affairs in the secular world. last page was not too much to my him having to leave Germany, but within relatively privileged circum-
It has been Judaism itself that has personal taste (as I’m not such a he did not. Perhaps his lifelong stances, I’ve only experienced war
sustained us and will continue to big supporter of the army...), but devotion to Zionism, somehow in the abstract. But for me, only in
do so. Why not provide coverage if people out there want to know helped give him the inspiration Israel—and only recently—has the
of contemporary debates within what the Army’s like, well, there to devise his revolutionary views human face of war become personal,
rabbinical schools and other new, it is. that would transform Physics. prompting such an analysis.
textual interpretations by modern Giving up on something just
scholars? Surely we can find such Anyway, on the whole, the because it seems too risky or But whatever my intention and
debate alive within the young magazine makes good reading too dangerous is never the right Mr. Szanto’s reaction to “Zionism
Jewish community alongside our once you get into it and it looks answer. The early colonists to and Me,” when I read his prayer
forays into popular culture and just great. Very high quality. America could have all returned that “that America and Israel
politics. You have let me down so A.B. Tel Aviv, Israel to Europe after the first setback. with all of their love for Life
far, but I am hopeful your next Throughout America’s history, and Creation will prevail over
few issues will add these vital ZIONISM WORTH THE RISK many immigrants struggled those who worship Death and
elements of coverage. Esther D. Kustanowitz’s column to make a place for themselves Destruction,” I can only utter
Venyamin Asher Cedarhurst, NY misses the point with “Zionism in America. As a result of their the most heartfelt “bimhayrah
and Me” (Fall 2007) when perseverance, the World has been biyameinu, amen” (speedily, in
AN ISRAELI’S RESPONSE she seems to question whether blessed with America’s leadership. our days, let it be so).
First, I enjoyed or at least found Zionism (and all of its risks and We can only hope and pray that Esther D. Kustanowitz
interest in all the items you’ve dangers like service in the IDF America and Israel with all of their Senior Editor, PresenTense Magazine
included in your magazine (Issue and terrorism in Israel) is really love for Life and Creation will
One, Fall 2006). However, it is worth the costs and risks to human prevail over those who worship COULDN’T PUT IT DOWN
a little hard for me, as an Israeli, life. Like everything else in life, Death and Destruction. Last night I started reading the copy
to relate to articles about Jewish Zionism has risks and costs, but Michael J. Szanto Chicago, IL of your magazine on the train home,
life in the Diaspora—and Israel also provides us all with so and even though it was way past
reading made me realize that many rewards. Just look at all of RIGHT OF RESPONSE my early-ish bedtime, I couldn’t
I think Jews should come to the wonderful technology, culture, Mr. Szanto is absolutely right put PresenTense down. One
Israel if they say they cannot and music that have come out of when he writes, “Giving up on article after the next, just bubbling
practice Judaism abroad. I Israel. Virtually all of the new something just because it seems with intimate stories of the Jewish
mean—isn’t Israel the easiest Intel-based PCs now use chip too risky or too dangerous is never paradox—life. I feel inspired and
place to be Jewish in? I find it designs that came out of Haifa. the right answer.” Of course it excited and wanting to be a part of
hard to relate to problems of As Jews, we could have decided isn’t. But if Mr. Szanto thinks your special project.
“just one” communities. It also at any time in the past 3000 years that’s what “Zionism and Me” Ingrid Latman Brooklyn, NY
made me realize the immense that being Jewish was just too risky is about, it is he who has missed
identity problem we have as a or too tough, but obviously our the point. PRAISE FOR PRESENTENSE
people and how difficult it is ancestors stubbornly clung to I read PresenTense and was so
for Jews to define or even accept their traditions. Maybe there is The article isn’t a polemic for blown away by the publication!
who they are. It is indeed hard some greater reason behind Jews giving up, or advocating that The quality of writing and the
to be Jewish, searching for the being one of the few if not only Israel isn’t worth the effort; whole layout is really impressive.
“Right” Minyan... people to have survived over all nor is it even a peace-loving, if Give yourselves credit for helping
of this time. Over the ages, Jews naïve, exhortation to just give create a very thought-provoking,
Second, I really liked the emphasis have significantly contributed to peace a chance. It’s an attempt beautiful magazine.
on cultural issues: people like me the Sciences, Law, Culture, Civil by one person to reconcile her Shoshana Friedman Chicago, IL
define their Jewishness as culture, Rights, and other pursuits. own emotional connection to

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In the Spitz
british-jewish identity fusion
Daniel Silverstein
evening of Jewish and Israeli-based music, art
and culture, hosted and headlined by Emunah,
a London-based hip-hop and drum & bass
band. Emunah is but one example of a wave
of artists, writers and musicians who have
connected with the desire of many young
British Jews to create a new, more confident
identity. The key to this identity is that it
demands to be expressed and appreciated
on its own terms, in contrast to the earlier
deference of our forebears. Like many of our
peers around the world, young British Jews
hold a strong desire to participate as equals
in the remolding of our society.
Until a few years ago, events like
Psychosemitic were scarce, and there was
little alternative for young Jewish Brits from
the dreaded meat-markets known as “Jew-
do’s,” invariably replete with awful music
and over-age sexual predators. Mark White
from London’s klezmer-house innovators
Ghettoplotz has ran several successful events
which feed this new thirst for creativity and
depth on the Jewish scene, as he told Time
Out: “Everyone’s fed up with Jew-do’s”.
Emunah, founded in 2002, is one of
a wave of projects seeking to place Jewish
identity on equal terms with our Asian and
Black peers, whose music and art is embraced
by the mainstream of British culture, and
whose traditions are widely celebrated
for their authenticity and depth. Since its
inception, Emunah has grown organically
in multi-cultural London, acquiring members
along the way who are Pakistani, Russian,
Armenian, Irish and Palestinian. This has
helped the band sell itself as “international,”
exposing new audiences to Jewish melodies,
Emunah by Mar tin Grif fiths themes and texts, and provided ripe ground

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for exploring religious and political dialogues
he East End of London is in many their forebears left behind in the pursuit of through music.
ways analogous to the cultural material success and social acceptance. Jonny Hornig, a young British Jew who
resurgence on the Lower East Side London’s Old Spitalfields Market, once recently saw Emunah live, describes how
of Manhattan. Here in London, home to countless Jewish traders, is now a the band encouraged him to find a new
early waves of 19th-century Jewish immigrants renovated site of commerce and tourism. In confidence with his Jewish roots. “Putting
from Eastern Europe first landed and began its midst is The Spitz, a venue synonymous Jewish melodies and lyrics from the bible
their struggle in a new world. And here their with London’s explosive world music scene. together with ingredients from other cultures
great-grandchildren are rediscovering their There, in April 2006, a crowd of 300 people makes it so much more relevant, it brings
roots, returning to and reinvigorating the area gathered to experience Psychosemitic, an it all back home.” This new wave of Jewish

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art is challenging young British Jews to a relentless defensive campaign against a
define themselves more creatively, to stand coalition of left-wing and Muslim students,
up and speak up for who they are rather who seek to destroy Jewish societies. Individual
than falling into the same cultural abyss as Jewish students have been subject to increasing
their forebears. bouts of verbal and physical abuse. Meanwhile,
British Jews are often held up as a model UK academics have been leading the campaign
immigrant community who have integrated to boycott Israeli universities.
well into the tapestry of UK society. They have Ironically, young British Jews often
penetrated and excelled in all professional look to their Asian peers, whose families
fields. For example, as recently as the 1970s, immigrated to the UK far more recently,
Jews still struggled to enter the top echelons of for a model of confident ethnic identity.
the legal world, but now Jewish judges, even The success of Asian Britons in carving a
senior ones, are commonplace. However, the distinct and attractive niche for themselves
accomplishments and material advancement in mainstream British culture is seen as a
of the Jewish community came at a steep desirable model for emulation. For example,
price: a desiccated Jewish identity among Emunah’s innovative fusion of traditional
the younger generation. Playing the role of ethnic melodies with contemporary music
the loyal, model Britons created a feeling forms owes as much to similar Asian pioneers,
that it’s better to “keep your heads down” like Nitin Sawhney and Talvin Singh, as
or (to use the American parlance), promote it does to any particular Jewish musical
a “don’t ask, don’t tell” Jewish identity. This tradition. The undoubted trailblazers in
state of mind was memorably characterized this niche have been Oi Va Voi, who have
by Ned Temko, a former editor of the Jewish inspired not just Ghettoplotz and Emunah
Chronicle, as “secretly expecting to flee on but countless other projects in the UK and
the next boat.” beyond with their intricate but accessible
This is particularly telling when fusion of old and new sounds.
comparing the visibility and role of Jews in the At the Spitz gig, a mixed crowd of
United States to that in the United Kingdom. students and young professionals took in
Of course, this dichotomy has much to do the Hebraic art, the breakbeat Carlebach
with the history and self-perception of the niggunim—repetitive cantoral melodies—and
respective host countries. The United States is the hip-hop re-working of ancient prophecies
a relatively young society that has been created and prayers—all without visible signs of
and shaped by successive waves of immigrants, shock. This kind of event was long overdue.
while Britain is rather less confident in its own While the burgeoning Jewish youth culture
identity and struggles to fit minorities into the in the UK seems promising, British Jewry
national narrative. Unsurprisingly, this leaves stands at a critical juncture in its 350-year
many British Jews living an uncomfortable history. Demographically, the community is
balancing act, attempting to manage their dual shrinking, as apathy and assimilation take
identities without being seen as threatening their toll. A recent revival of anti-Semitism
by their non-Jewish peers. has made it increasingly problematic to be
This precariousness has come into sharper openly Jewish in British society. And yet, as
relief with the failure of the Oslo process and with other communities worldwide, there have
the reigniting of the Arab-Israeli conflict in never been so many opportunities and outlets
September 2000. Suddenly, Jewish identity to celebrate and re-create Jewish identity and
became associated with the actions of the culture. Therefore, although our detractors
Israeli government and army, portrayed in would seek to make conflict the sole focus of
the intelligent British media as aggressive, Jewish identity, we will continue to display a
even blood-thirsty. To identify as a Jew was to tenacity for creative re-invention that bodes
expose oneself to all kinds of attack, from polite well for our future.
criticism to verbal and physical abuse.
This imbroglio was manifested by a Daniel Silverstein is the co-founder and vocalist of
dramatic rise in anti-Semitic incidents from Emunah, a London-based hip-hop and drum & bass
2000 onwards, and growing challenges to band whose reper toire includes Jewish melodies,
being Jewish on British campuses. The Union themes and texts. www.emunahmusic.com,
of Jewish Students has been forced to fight www.myspace.com/emunahmusic

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More than Kugel and Knishes
har vard university’s sephardi society
Hillary W. Steinbrook

community. “Are We There Yet?” was a beyond the walls of the Eastern European
Shabbat dinner with a Caribbean menu that shtetl experience.
incorporated both social and educational The Sephardi Society does not rely mainly
elements while honoring the previously on electronic resources but rather prides itself
unheralded participation of Sephardim on cultivating relationships with students and
in Columbus’s expeditions. Fliers with community members who identify as Sephardi
information about how Jews contributed in order to brainstorm for events. Fostering

U
to the exploration of the Americas through connections between individuals in every
ntil the fall semester of my navigational and monetary resources step of party planning, from the initial stages
second year of college, I decorated the tables. Other dinners have through the post-party clean-up, supports
thought that “Mizrahi” included guest presentations on the Jews of the primary goal of the group: promoting
referred to a brand of shoes Brazil, Turkey and France, with international community. This should be a feasible goal for
and purses. I did not know about Mizrahi meals and traditional Sephardi tunes. any college campus enthusiastic to broaden
Jews, whose ancestors come from Middle The Society has also hosted guest speakers its cultural horizons.
Eastern countries, and who are often on Sephardi-Jewish artists like French
inaccurately labeled as Sephardim, a term impressionist Camille Pisarro, and screenings Hillary W. Steinbrook, a senior at Har vard
that connotes Jews whose ancestors come of movies like The Merchant of Venice that University, grew up in Marblehead, Massachusetts.
from the Iberian Peninsula. But halfway address Sephardi-Jewish communities. A psychology major, she is going to law school
through my sophomore year, I became more Food is an important component of next fall.
sensitive to such differences, thanks to my Sephardi culture; Claudia
involvement with the Sephardi Society at Roden’s The Book of Jewish Food,
Harvard University. which includes descriptions
Harvard’s Sephardi Society is not large of past and present Jewish
—it boasts a Facebook group membership communities around the world,
of only seventeen. However, its existence inspired members of the society
seems to serve a positive role in students’ to create “Sephardi Knows How
extracurricular lives. By promoting openness to Party,” a post-Passover study
in the exploration of Jewish backgrounds, break celebration of the return
the Sephardi Society aims to help students at of chametz. Students jammed
Hillel and in the larger university community to Turkish and Ladino music
understand that not all Jews proceeded directly while sampling delicious Middle
from Eastern European shtetls to Lower East Eastern pastries.
Side tenements to East Coast suburbs, as Students who participate
many young American Jews believe. Open in the events programmed by
to individuals of all backgrounds, the Society the Sephardi Society —whether
divides the Jewish population in order to those students are of Sephardi
expose differences in culture while uniting heritage or not—are likely to
the community in celebrating Sephardic discover that the individuals
traditions. This paradoxically promotes who have contributed to the
both pride in one’s own special heritage and rich, vibrant history of the
a willingness to accept one another as fellow Jewish people are more diverse
members of “the tribe.” than we have been led to
The Sephardi Society aims to bring believe. This forum for Jewish
together Jewish students from diverse education might serve as a
backgrounds, to uncover the variety of useful model on other campuses
cultural practices in the Harvard Hillel to create programs that are
family and foster an inviting, comfortable simultaneously educational
atmosphere in which students can learn and entertaining, and that
and creatively contribute to the Jewish expand the definition of Jewish

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Another Freedom
rememberance and redemption
Victor Wishna

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T
ake NYC Transit’s E train to the
end of the line, switch to the #4
bus, and 20 minutes later, you’re
there. The Beth Elohim Hebrew
Congregation occupies a storefront on Linden
Boulevard in the St. Albans neighborhood in
Queens; the building is nondescript except for
the large Stars of David on the awning. Inside,
the long, narrow space resembles a modest
synagogue sanctuary, with a mahogany ark,
carved chairs and pulpit. And like Jews around
the world, the congregants of Beth Elohim
annually mark Pesach, and its redemptive
message of freedom following generations of
bondage. While these ideas of persecution,
slavery, liberation and self-determination touch by Julian Voloj
the core of Jewish identity and faith, they have
additional significance at this synagogue. Here, Elohim in 1983. But Chief Musician Raphael
everyone—from the rabbis and Hebrew School Ben Dan, who has released a CD of original intones, pointing to the poster pinned to the
teachers to the music director and down to the Hebrew songs, was born a Baptist in Ohio podium: a 19th century daguerreotype of a
last member—is African-American. and first converted to Islam before finding his slave on an auction block, his hands and legs
According to blackjews.org (a website place among the Israelites. A guest from Beth chained, a large iron yoke around his neck.
administered by Rabbi Shlomo Ben Levy, Shalom in Brooklyn, Rabbi Yeshurun Ben To everyone in the room, this passage is the
Beth Elohim’s rabbi), there are approximately Israel, was a city transit worker before attending Torah’s prediction of the Middle Passage, the
long, middle leg of the Europe-to-Africa-to-
America slave trade route.
Whether talking about slavery in Egypt The ceremony includes a symbolic display
not unlike a Passover table. Four colored candles
or America, he refers to “our people.” represent four attributes of nature, and a Seder-
plate-inspired selection of seven foods (bread,
40,000 African-American Jews in the Israelite Academy, the Queens-based institute rice, fish, corn, boiled egg, parsley, and water)
United States. These are not Ethiopian that ordains the community’s rabbis. signifies everything from sustenance to the
Jews, but Americans who have come to this Like many other synagogues, on Tish’ah bitterness of 400 years of slavery. “But 400 years
interpretation of Judaism primarily in the B’Av, Beth Elohim commemorates the can’t take away 40,000 years,” Rabbi Eliyahu
20th century. The majority of them observe destruction of the first and second Temples, exclaims. He implores the congregation to move
most holidays, the rite of circumcision, and the as well as a litany of other Jewish catastrophes. forward from an enslaved mentality, to cast off
laws of kashrut. God is invoked as Hashem; But this congregation adds one more date: that “chain on the brain.” “The Torah has the
men and women sit separately on Shabbat; August 8, 1444, when Portuguese traders key to unraveling these problems,” he exclaims,
and when the evening begins with a rendition embarked from Africa with a shipload of eyes wide. “And we even heard it in this week’s
of “Hinei Ma Tov,” the tune is the same one human cargo, marking the beginning of more Haftarah, remember? ‘Comfort ye, comfort
many other American Jews learn in Sunday than 400 years of slavery in the Americas. ye, give comfort to my people…proclaim that
school and summer camp. “The Torah gives us a way to commemorate their service is at an end!’ Isaiah said that. It’s
Beth Elohim is part of a loosely affiliated the slavery in Egypt, but we needed to create a all about moving on!”
movement of Hebrew congregations in ceremony to convey our slavery in this country,” Later, Rabbi Eliyahu repeats his message,
Brooklyn, Harlem, Philadelphia, Chicago, Rabbi Levy says. Whether talking about slavery identifying the meeting place of Jewish
and elsewhere. Unlike some more radical black in Egypt or America, he refers to “our people.” traditions: “Torah is what it’s about and
sects that claim to be the only true Jews, these About 40 people gather; many of the men wear you all are the custodians of the Torah,”
Black Jews—or Israelites or Hebrews, as they jeans and kippot, but most of the women are he says. “You kept it for 3,000 years. I tell
sometimes prefer—see Jews as co-religionists, in colorful African robes and headdresses. The my people to think about that. If it weren’t
despite differences in race and tradition. Rabbi program is led by Assistant Rabbi Eliyahu, who for you, we never would have been able to
Levy admits that most of his congregation makes a dramatic entrance in white Ethiopian rediscover it.”
is not Jewish according to halakhah, but robes and a goat-hair hat. On other days, he
points out that fewer than 10 percent of the wears a sharp modern suit or a red velvet Victor Wishna and Julian Voloj are completing a
5.3 million white Jews in America observe garment festooned with Stars of David. book about black Jews, from which this piece is
halakhah themselves. The congregation rises as Rabbi Yeshurun excerpted. Victor’s first book, In Their Company:
Rabbi Levy was born into the community; reads loudly from Deuteronomy, Chapter 28. Por traits of American Playwrights, was published
his late father, Levi Ben Levy, founded Beth “He will put a yoke of iron upon thy neck,” he last fall (www.intheircompany.com).

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a german in tel aviv
closure in bauhaus
..

I
am a German and I love Tel and nobody seems to mind. People talk Daniel Schummer
Aviv. I was not always this to him, and I never saw him begging
way, though. I was born for money. His clothes are relatively
in an old German town, tidy and sometimes his family comes
Aachen, the point where Holland, for a visit.
Belgium and Germany meet. Until Here, there is a Muslim girl in
the spring of 1992, when I was about my neighborhood who loves Vodka
to turn 16, I had not heard anything Redbull, and dances the night away
good about Israel. In fact, I had no on the bar at the Nanutshka Georgian
desire to come to Israel in the first place. nightclub. I cannot tell her apart from
My love for Israel is my father’s fault. any other Israeli girl.
It was he who forced me to go on yet Here, there is a famous game
another international youth exchange, programmer who lives on a small yacht
he who pushed me to meet Israelis. without an Internet connection; there
And since then, I’ve been hooked. I’m is the “gay beach” right next to the
addicted to Tel Aviv. “religious beach”; there are the Filipino
Tel Aviv is not just a city; it guest workers that celebrate Christmas
is a collection of various different in the basement of the Central Bus
characters, from sympathizers to Station, and there is the Italian ice
Nobel Prize winners. There is an cream man who built an empire of ice
Orthodox man on inline skates who cream shops. There is an old lady who
rides up and down Ben Yehuda Street, explained to me in her finest Hoch
and spreads the word that the Messiah Deutsch how to use the shelter in case
is coming. During Sukkot he moves Hizbullah ends up shooting missiles
around wearing a phone booth-like at Tel Aviv.
sukkah on wheels, offering every It seems that most senior citizens
passer-by the chance to observe Sukkot in Tel Aviv speak German, but I never
prayers and shake the lulav. There are experienced any negative attitudes
the Breslover Chassidim, or followers towards me as a German, non-Jew.
of Rabbi Nachman, who dance around In Germany, people fear visiting
cars stuck in traffic jams, telling drivers Israel, because they believe Jews would
that one must always be happy. There single out the grandchild of a German
is the Chassidic man that wants to perpetrator. In my experience, the
turn me into a good Jew, since he is opposite is true. Old people love to
convinced that my mother must have talk to me in German. For Holocaust
been Jewish. survivors that I meet, it feels as if I am
There is the vagrant who wears providing a final chapter in a long and
suits, whose living room I abuse to painful story of the Jewish-German
do my laundry. Unlike in European relationship. A happy ending, with
cities, people here talk to the poor. My friendship between Germans and
vagrant friend lives in the laundromat Israelis, and reason for hope.

..
Daniel Schummer

..
Daniel Schummer is a graduate student at Tel
Aviv University’s Middle Eastern Histor y Master’s
Program. His Israeli and German friends call him
a true Israeli Ambassador to Germany since he
organizes many youth exchanges, and infects
Germans with the “I love Israel virus.”

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SHUSHAN USA
iranian jews in southern california
Karmel Melamed

W
hile news about Iran often dominates current
political headlines, one does not often learn much
about its ex-patriot community—particularly
its Jewish one. Yet almost 30 years after Iran’s
Islamic revolution, the near 30,000 descendents of Queen Esther who
resettled in Southern California have become one of the most affluent
and productive Jewish communities in the United States.
“You have to look at our situation from so many angles. We
are the survivors of a revolution,” said Dariush Fakheri, co-founder
of the Eretz-SIAMAK Cultural Center, a Jewish cultural center
formed in 1979. “Our main goal was to survive, so we did whatever
we had to do to reach that goal.”
While many Iranian Jews have been successful professionally,
Eretz-SIAMAK has taken up the task of providing support to
Iranian Jews in Los Angeles who are just barely getting by. With
their primary goal to feed hungry, low-income Jews, Eretz-SIAMAK
subsidizes food expenses for needy families by giving them $50- to
$100-worth of coupons per month, depending on their income, and
provides help from other organizations and assistance for people
in their households, said Manizeh Yomtoubian, co-founder of
Eretz-SIAMAK.
In addition, the Jewish Vocational Service (JVS), Jewish
Family Service and other agencies affiliated with The Jewish
Federation of Greater Los Angeles have helped create a support
by Ben Faulding

system for new Iranian Jewish immigrants. JVS has helped


persians in politics
about 250 immigrants locate suitable work over the last Political activism is a new phenomenon for Iranian Jews. Throughout their
five years, said Elham Yaghoubian, one of the agency’s four tenure in Iran, most Jews were barred from political activities and were denied
Persian language-speaking counselors. certain civil rights.
“We refer them to appropriate English as a second “It took a while for us [Iranian Jews] to take care of our immediate needs
language classes and vocational training,” Yaghoubian said. in the U.S.,” said Sam Kermanian, Secretary General of the Iranian American
“We also train our clients in job-search techniques and provide Jewish Foundation and a former co-vice chair for the Bush/Cheney 2004
job referrals.” campaign in California. “This is a community that came here as refugees and
had to put its foundations in place—so getting involved in politics in the last few
Also with new immigrants in mind, the L.A.-based Torat
years only became a priority after all these other issues were taken care of.”
Hayim Center, Eretz-SIAMAK and the Hope Foundation
Beverly Hills Councilman Jimmy Delshad, who in 2003 became the first
formed the Caring Committee, which helps provide newly Iranian Jew elected to public office in the United States, has inspired other
arrived Iranian Jews with funds for rent, groceries, medical Iranian Jews to run for municipal elected offices.
and legal bills, transportation and school tuition. “One of the reasons I ran was to get Iranians involved and now I think one
“We help them because no one else does, and we offer of my dreams is coming true,” Delshad said. “I see quite a few Iranian Jews are
them what they cannot receive from welfare; or some don’t getting involved in lobbying for Israel through the American Israel Public Affairs
have any documents in this country but are hungry,” said Committee and traveling to Washington.”
Manijeh Youabian, an 18-year Eretz-SIAMAK volunteer. Iranian Jewish support has also extended to the Democratic Party. In 2004,
Los Angeles attorney and now president of the Los Angeles Board of Water
Philanthropic causes are central to many Iranian Jews.
and Power Commissioners, H. David Nahai, campaigned for John Kerry in the
During Israel’s war with Hizbullah last summer, Iranian community, and in 2005 campaigned on behalf of Democractic Los Angeles
Jews living in Southern California and New York pledged a Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa.
total of almost $6 million for Israeli organizations aiding the “The Iranian Jewish community is very much a part of this city,” he said.
victims of Hizbullah rocket attacks. The giving has special “What happens to Los Angeles happens to us and so we have a deeply vested
meaning for Iranian-American Jews who not long ago enjoyed interest in the outcome of that race.”

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the umbrella of protection Israel offered them while living in Iran. Jews of Iranian descent to connect with their heritage and for American
Now, many feel a sense of duty to support Israel at a time when it is Jews to become more familiar with us,” said Dr. Morgan Hakimi,
being threatened by Iran. Nessah president.
“We are the children of parents who were born and raised in In Persian Orthodox culture, where men traditionally dominate
Iran’s ghettos during the Holocaust and the subsequent birth of the leadership positions, Hakimi’s post is unique because she is the only
State of Israel,” said Sam Kermanian, Secretary General of the Iranian female president of an Iranian-Jewish synagogue. Hakimi was first
American Jewish Federation (IAJF), based in L.A. “I think we have elected in 2004, despite great skepticism. Yet as her initiatives led to
a keen understanding of the fact that when the chips fall, the only a substantial increase in membership, she was re-elected in 2006.
guarantee against another Holocaust is a strong State of Israel.” Now, more young Persian and non-Persian Jews participate in
In 2000, various Iranian-Jewish organizations in Los Angeles brought programming Hakimi has developed. During Shabbat services, crowds
to the world’s attention the plight of 13 Iranian Jews who were arrested pack Nessah’s two sanctuaries, particularly women. Eight women
by Iran’s fundamentalist Islamic regime on false charges of treason now sit on the center’s board of directors, and more women serve in
and were in danger of being executed. Immense publicity resulted in committee and staff positions. Nessah is also one of the few Iranian
the Jews being sentenced to short prison terms and later released. Jewish organizations that gives its youth committee a full budget and
Despite these collective efforts, the community is often divided the ability to make decisions on their social activities.
on matters of religiosity, leadership roles, economic and social status, Despite the high rate of assimilation of Iranian Jews, many say
and political activism concerning Iran. As a result, the community they will continue to pass on their cultural traditions to the U.S.-
in Southern California hosts, in addition to large synagogues, more born generation.
than two-dozen storefront synagogues and small religious schools. “I feel the pain of a Jewish mother who was born and raised in
Community leaders have made a new effort to set aside differences Iran and has difficulty raising her children in the U.S., where there
of opinion to attract younger Iranian Jews who have begun to are different values,” said Hakimi. “I hope that as a community we
intermarry, who join American synagogues, or who abandon their can bridge the gap between American Jews of Iranian heritage and
Jewish roots. In particular, the Nessah Cultural Center in Beverly their rich traditions.”
Hills has encouraged greater participation of women in its religious
services, which used to be more male-oriented. Karmel Melamed is an internationally published freelance journalist
“I have always felt that Nessah could be an incredible bridge for based in Southern California and contributing editor for the Iranian Jewish
more women to participate in our community, for younger American Chronicle magazine: www.ijchronicle.com.

Preserving
Cultural Treasures lights, camera
Southern California’s Iranian Jews have also taken steps to preserve Living in Hollywood’s backyard, many Iranian Jews aim to leave
Judeo-Persian literature. “In Iran the Jewish community was not aware their imprint on the entertainment industry. In 2006, Iranian-Jewish
of the value of Judeo-Persian writings, but now that they are away real-estate-developer-turned-film-producer Bob Yari’s independent
from their home they feel more attached to their heritage and want to film Crash won an Oscar for best picture and generated $93 million
preserve it,” said Nahid Pirnazar, founder and director of the nonprofit in worldwide sales.
Los Angeles-based House of Judeo-Persian Manuscripts foundation. “I had a gut feeling that it would be something special but you
Considered some of the oldest but least-studied Jewish texts in the never know, so I was hoping and my hopes came to fruition,” said
world, Judeo-Persian writings consist of the Persian language written in Yari, 44, whose four production companies have backed 25 films in
Hebrew characters by Jews living in what today are Iran, Afghanistan, three years.
Uzbekistan and some parts of India during the last 1,000 years. Judeo- The acting bug also has bitten a number of Iranian Jews. Last
Persian came into being following the Arab Islamic conquest of Persia in year Bahar Soomekh made her film debut in Crash in the role of
the seventh century, when the Jews of Persia, who then spoke what is an Iranian woman named Dorri, and over the summer she played
known as Middle Persian, refused to write the Persian language in Arabic opposite Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible III. Another Iranian Jewish
letters and instead wrote it in Hebrew, Pirnazar said. actor, Jonathan Ahdout, 16, was a regular on the Fox television series
“Our first goal is to collect and transliterate these manuscripts into 24, playing the role of an Iranian terrorist. Ahdout made his acting
the Persian script before the generation that can read them easily is debut four years ago in the film House of Sand and Fog, alongside
gone,” Pirnazar said. “The next step is to eventually publish and translate Oscar winners Jennifer Connelly and Sir Ben Kingsley.
some into English and other languages.” “My biggest fear is becoming type-cast as the Muslim Middle
Pirnazar said she formed the House of Judeo-Persian Manuscripts Easterner because I think society today has their sights set on the
in 2000 after a significant number of Iranian Jews in Southern California Middle East and it’s become a much bigger part of American culture,”
expressed their interest in learning more about these ancient texts. said Ahdout. “I don’t want to necessarily fuel any kind of stereotype
In the last five years, Pirnazar has acquired Judeo-Persian manuscript that could be created”.
collections from the United States, Europe, Israel and Iran. Ultimately, Finally, history was made in 2006 when Lila Yomtoob, a 30-
she aims for the House of Judeo-Persian Manuscripts to amass the something sound editor on the HBO documentary Baghdad ER,
largest collection of Judeo-Persian works in the world. became the first Iranian Jew to win an Emmy.

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“W He said
hen are you going to get married?” is a question
I hear constantly from my grandmother now
that I’m back in Los Angeles after three years
of law school on the East Coast. Mind you I my grandma and your grandma
only recently turned twenty-seven. The question used to be, “what
are you going to be when you grow up?” That one was a simpler Levi Barlavi
multiple-choice question with two correct answers: a) doctor or b)
lawyer. At least I got that one right. Now it is simply “when are
you going to get married?” Jewish grandmothers think finding
someone is as easy as going to the supermarket and picking
out a Cornish hen for Shabbat dinner. “Whatever happened
to falling in love?” I ask her. She doesn’t have time for that. She
wants great-grandchildren.
In considering my experience as a single 20-something Persian Jew conflicted. You learn to adapt—if you don’t, you’re liable to drive
living in Los Angeles, my grandmother is one of the first things that yourself crazy. It’s a Darwinian thing.
comes to mind. The truth is, whether you are Ashkenazi or Sephardic, a I value privacy, but it is hard to come by in a small insular
Persian Jew or South African, your experience with your grandmother community like mine. Rumors abound about who is dating whom.
is one of the links that unites the tribe. Grandmothers are in fact part Go to a café in Brentwood, and like Cheers, everyone knows your
of the great Jewish trifecta: Torah, Israel, and “Nana” as my Ashkenazi name. Whether you are glad to see each other is a different story. All
brethren refer to them. I’m certain that if any young Jewish ladies of a sudden, taking a date to a restaurant an hour away starts to seem
visit the Chabad House in Shanghai, there is a grandmother like like a good idea. Just be sure not to expend all your conversation on
mine waiting to ask for your phone number to give to her grandson. the car ride there. The whole experience can become a bit stifling.
It’s just what they do. Despite this, growing up Persian and Jewish can be very enriching.
When I was a law student in Washington, D.C., people unfamiliar We Persians do things big. We are big on food, most of us grew up in
with the great many Persian Jews living in the United States, Europe, big families, and we like big parties. We are also a sensitive species.
and Israel thought the whole concept of an Iranian Jew was oxymoronic. We love to laugh and are not embarrassed to cry. Hugs and kisses
The reality is that before its Islamic Revolution in 1979, Iran housed from friends and family are the norm. You learn to incorporate these
one of the largest and oldest Jewish communities in the Diaspora. parts of your culture into your life as you grow older. It becomes food
Today, a great deal of them live in Los Angeles. for the soul. Assimilation is not a bad thing if it is done right.
As a Persian Jew and first generation American, my life, both My experience reflects the similarities Jewish communities around
professional and social, consists of negotiating between three different the world share. Again, I refer back to my grandmother. I liken
worlds: American, Iranian, and Jewish. My experience is not unique. my grandmother and her friends to traders on the New York Stock
Add a dose of Los Angeles superficiality to the mix and you can Exchange. The commodity they peddle: 20- and 30- something single
understand why some young Iranian-American Jews here feel so Iranian Jews. It’s a small market but the trading is fierce. Graduate
from medical school, and your stock goes up.
Move to Silverlake and become an artist and
you’ve relegated yourself to over-the-counter status
overnight. When I shared this anecdote with an
Argentinean-Jewish friend of mine he laughed.
He told me he now understood how similar my
whole experience here in Los Angeles was to his
situation in Buenos Aires. We both realize that if
you allow some of your culture’s antiquated ways
to get to you, you lose the forest for the trees.
I had dinner with my grandparents the other
night. We had barely finished our salads when
my grandmother started up again. “When are
you going to get married so I can have great-
grandchildren?” There is really only one way to
answer the question. “Why don’t you pick me up
a wife when you go to the market and grab dinner
for Friday night,” I said. She wasn’t amused.

Levi Barlavi is a graduate of Georgetown University


Law Center and does not have a myspace page.
All serious dating inquiries will be for warded to his
Grandmother.

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Blogs, podcasts, wikis, widgets, social bookmarking, use

B
logs, podcasts, wikis, widgets, Another site, Chosennet, is still in beta (a They provide everything from daily quotes and
social bookmarking, user- testing phase); it is free and has more than 1500 sports scores to event countdown clocks and
generated content, metaverse, members in Southern California, 350 in New tools to track water intake. Already familiar
aggregated content and social York and only 50 in Chicago. If Chosennet to Mac users, widgets will become even more
networking...don’t feel bad if you can’t define can follow the Craigslist model—starting in ubiquitous in 2007; it shouldn’t take long for
all (or any) of these terms. Technology is California and moving east—it might find Jews to invent widgets that provide a Pirkei
constantly evolving, and in almost every new a bright future. Avot (Ethics of the Fathers) quote-of-the-day,
mode of creating content, there are sites built Instead of rekindling friendships a list of regional Jewish events, or a Hebrew
by Jews for Jews. If you haven’t yet traveled or playing matchmaker, one new social date calculator.
the information superchaiway—or you are networking company, SmartVolunteer.org,
looking for a newish Jewish site to visit, here are seeks to match non-profits to volunteers Je w Tube
a few worth your time right now—although offering professional skills pro-bono.
it could all change tomorrow. “SV embraces the fundamental principles
of tzedakah (charity) by giving volunteers the
The Je wish MySpace opportunity to share their most precious
commodity, time, in concert with their
given and cultivated professional skill sets,”
says Moshe Bellows, a co-founder of the
site. Bellows envisions a time when “every
organization—down to the smallest nonprofit
—is using the site, growing its volunteer base
and saving millions of dollars.” Already the site
has registered more than 100 non-profits and
received NYU’s Stern Business School’s and
the Satter Fund’s Prestigious Entrepreneurship YouTube made video-sharing easy and
Award last year. Volunteers are calling it “the scalable (as accessible to one million people as
perfect networking device to assist in making it is to a hundred). Its flash videos, links and
a difference in the world.” html scripts enabled enterprising Netizens
Taking the social media concept and to embed the video into their own blogs and
Jewing it up a bit, Koolanoo.com, Shmooze. Widge ts websites to share with friends. If you want to
com, Chosennet.com and FrumHere.com—all enter the field, you might consider snapping up
competing to be the Jewish MySpace—offer www.jewtube.com (on sale by an enterprising
familiar Friendster-like features allowing sitename squatter for the bargain price of ten
you to build a network, upload photos, and grand), ensuring your place as the name brand
rekindle connections. in Jewish video content. Until then, check out
When musician Jon Fursh was promoting the “Israeli YouTube,” www.Flix.co.il, for a
his Hanukah song parody, “Latkelicious,” this sampler of Israeli videos, including TV clips,
winter, he created profiles on a number of weekly horoscopes and numerology forecasts,
social media sites. and categories like “Don’t Try This at Home”
“Koolanoo certainly has potential; it has (we won’t).
already laid the foundation for becoming a
leader in the online Jewish community market
—they offer a great service very similar to
MySpace,” he said. “However Koolanoo still Many bloggers or users of Google’s It could all change
has some work to do.” personalized homepage, Yahoo! or MSN Live
The site still needs a critical mass of users use small programs called widgets that stream tomorrow.
to be useful as a social network. Opening new content or information from a third-party site.
windows and instant messenging is clumsy, Thousands of widgets are available, and can
and the site doesn’t allow personalized pages. be run on a desktop or via website sidebar.

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Information SuperChaiway
surfing the jewish web
er-generated content... Leah Jones

Predictions for an a writer and editor for Israelity, a group and participating in new progressive Jewish
Interne t Je w-topia blog about life in Israel. “Everyone’s always organizations and projects.”
talking about ‘outreach’ and ‘continuity’ and Adam Shprintzen, a Chicago blogger,
‘bringing in the unaffiliated.’ Well, here is has his own idea of an ideal Jewish website:
your tool—and it should be used much, “Can there be a Jewish web application that
much more.” DOESN’T have a banner ad for a Jewish
“I think the Internet will help progressive dating site?”
Jewish organizations and projects flourish,” While the answer to that question seems
predicts Aryeh Goldsmith, founder of blog a clear “no,” the Internet could provide many
aggregator JRants.com, social networking solutions for today’s Jews. Those who complain
sites Twentyfoursix.com and Jewster.com, that the unaffiliated won’t come to them need
as well as the new JewishInnovation.org. to get online and go to the unaffiliated. The
“Online anonymity allows people to get infrastructure for the Jewish future exists, if
acquainted with Judaism without feeling only we make the choice to embrace it.
intimidated. It used to be ‘my way or
What precisely is the future of Jewish the highway.’ Today it’s, ‘My way or the Leah Jones is a writer in Chicago, blogs at
Internet tools? “I think they should be information super-highway.’ People who AccidentallyJewish.com, and by day is a
embraced and financially supported by the want to be Jewish but don’t identify with Conversation Analyst in the me2revolution at
organized Jewish community to a much the established Jewish organizations of Edelman Public Relations. Leah also contributes
greater extent,” says Allison Kaplan Sommer, yesterday are the people who are starting to JewishFringe and Shebrew.

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Mother ruth
oldest young person in the world
Rebecca Bebe Leicht

I’d bought sardines in fifty years. When I began taking them out of the
can—proud that I’d opened the lid so easily—what I didn’t know was that
I’d dripped oil all over the floor. Next thing I knew, I was sprawled on it.”
She’s been in a cast for weeks, but that doesn’t stop her from working.
Gruber’s living room doubles as her office, and, accented with an
iMac desktop, it is wrapped, wall-to-ceiling, with an extensive book
collection—a number of them books she authored (she will publish her
nineteenth book in April 2007). Wall-space not covered with books is
draped with awards, photography, and artwork from Gruber’s travels
as a foreign correspondent. The long ivory couch in the center of the
room is lined with colorful pillows depicting African life.
“They are made by Ethiopian Jews-the Falasha—and they are
all for sale,” says Gruber. “The proceeds from the pillows all go to
charity for Ethiopians in need…aren’t they lovely?” The pillows pay
tribute to Gruber’s coverage of airlifts of Ethiopian Jews from famine
to safety in Israel.Gruber has tracked, traveled, and written about
almost every wave of Jewish refugee migration—in fact, almost every
significant moment in the recent history of the Jewish people.
When reminded of her date, Gruber chuckles. “They didn’t have

Those refugees, their


Ruth Gruber by Daniella Kahane children, and grandchildren

I
n December 2005, as the Limmud conference dedicated to still call her “Mother Ruth.”
Jewish cultural study was winding down, a blonde woman
with blushed, pink cheeks and tinted red lips was asked on any warm milk, but they heated up some when they saw how many
a date. She accepted, though it was far past her bedtime. people I was attracting.”
At the bar, the young man who had asked her to join him inquired, People listen to Gruber because she’s got lots of good stories
“What would you like to drink, Ruth?” to tell. Gruber has been writing for most of her years—initially as
Ruth Gruber replied, “Do you happen to have some warm milk?” a student, which garnered her first New York Times story. Gruber’s
By the time Gruber and her date sat down, a crowd gathered name is generally found in bylines, but in 1931, she herself was the
around them. This is how Gruber’s life seems to work—when she subject of a big story: according to the Times, at age twenty, Gruber
speaks, people listen. Especially those younger than her. And at 95 was the youngest person in the world ever awarded a doctorate.
years old, almost everyone she meets is younger than her. She wrote her dissertation on Virginia Woolf while studying
“A day without an interview, writing, or teaching is a day wasted,” in Cologne, Germany, and it was there that Gruber believes she
she says, sitting in a cushioned chair in the living room of her Central began changing focus. “I thought I would teach,” she says, “but I
Park West apartment, resting her bruised arm on a pillow. was living as an exchange student in Germany…and I tried to go
Gruber is delicate and small, and covering the cast on her arm is to as many Hitler rallies as I could.” There, in an exhibition hall on
a sleeve of tanned silk, to go with the taupe-and-beige scheme she’s the Rhine, Gruber saw Swastika banners waving in the packed hall,
chosen for the day. Gruber’s demeanor, like her clothing, is fluid and a stage adorned with Nazi flags, and heard anti-Semitic songs that
deliberate, evoking images of an elder Bette Davis without the cigarettes charged the crowd with an “energy of hatred.” As Hitler chanted
and damning personality. Gold slippers match the hoops in her ears, and “Juda verecke,” (or, “may the Jew croak”), the crowd took up his cry.
one gets the feeling that’s no accident. A walker stands next to her chair, And it was there that Ruth Gruber, clutching her American passport
and its cumbersome, hard, metallic presence seems out of place—other in her bag, began to think of herself as a refugee.
than its durability, it has nothing in common with its owner. After a year in Germany, she moved back to her family’s home in
“It was the sardines that gave me the bruising,” Gruber explained. Brooklyn, New York, and began to look for work. Gruber began sending
“I was at yoga, and I like the instructor so much that when he mentioned pieces to the New York Times—and they bought one of her first articles
that we should eat sardines, I went out and bought some. I don’t think for twenty-five dollars. “It was a lot of money in 1935,” she says.

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Gruber’s work as a journalist began in earnest when she was ambition. She asked the refugees to describe the horrors they had
offered the chance to go back to Eastern Europe. Working as a foreign seen before being rescued. They described losing children, having
correspondent for the New York Herald Tribune, she was determined their babies torn from their arms and hung on meat hooks, like cow
to write about the danger of Hitler’s rise. It was in traveling around carcasses, before their eyes. As Guber wrote, she “often had to stop,
the region that she found her first scoop. Gruber was given the chance because tears were wiping out the words in my notebook.”
to travel to the Soviet Arctic, to Siberia and to the Gulag—the first After the Second World War, Gruber covered Displaced Person
woman, and the only Western journalist, to have that opportunity. camps. She reported on official talks to allow more Jews into Palestine.
“It was in the Siberian gold mines that I learned to write in the dark,” She sat in on the Nuremberg trials. She wrote of the British “ban” on
she writes in Inside of Time: My Journey from Alaska to Israel. Holocaust survivors coming to Palestine. She published the stories of
After filing story after story from the Arctic, Gruber caught the the Exodus, Israel’s War of Independence, and the migratory aftermath
attention of President Roosevelt’s Secretary of the Interior, Harold of “rivers of Jews” pouring into Israel from Europe, the Soviet Union,
Ickes. Ickes hired her as his special assistant. Her first assignment was North Africa, and the Middle East. Her photography has been in
to survey Alaska for the Department. Later, when Roosevelt allowed more than twenty exhibits and documentaries.
a group of 1,000 Jewish refugees to take shelter in the United States, For Gruber, conflicts of the past are not a question of numbers
it was Gruber who was their official chaperone from Europe. and incidents. The human face peers out of every corner of her writing,
In a long glass case in Gruber’s entranceway, opposite shelves and the horrors and triumphs of refugees become thoroughly real.
upon shelves of memorabilia from all over the world, a tangible truth So what more does Ruth Gruber want?
of this time sits on royal blue felt. It is a portion of the Safe Haven “To continue to use my tools—words and images—to fight
fence, behind which the refugees Gruber chaperoned to the United injustice wherever I see it. To wake up to the sun rising, to see it
States were detained in Oswego, New York. Those refugees, their setting, and to never, never retire.”
children, and grandchildren still call her “Mother Ruth.” All this, and she still has time for warm milk with young men.
It was on the Haven boat that Gruber recalls her most pointed
moment of focus. “Give me words—words, words—I live by words Rebecca Bebe Leicht is a graduate student at Columbia University and a writer
and photos…these are my tools, and wherever there was injustice, I for the Mayor of New York City. In her dreams, she writes good poetr y; in reality,
turned to my tools,” she said, recounting her crystallized and sustained she writes good policy.

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When the get gets in the way
no spring fling
Abigail Pickus

N
ot long ago I had a weekend romance with a fellow in New
York.
After I returned home to Chicago, we exchanged a few
emails and talked on the phone once; a long, lovely chat that
ended with me reading an article I was working on aloud and him offering some
very keen editing suggestions.
But then he disappeared.
I didn’t think much of it at the time and attributed it to the distance. I was
thinking more in terms of geography than religion, but during a recent visit to
New York, upon running into the friend who had introduced us, I discovered
otherwise.
“You didn’t hear this from me, but the reason he never called you again is
because of your divorce,” said the
mutual friend. “Because you got
a Conservative get (religious
divorce) and not an Orthodox on Judaism, who no longer observed, no longer attended synagogue, didn’t keep
one.” kosher and wasn’t—don’t ask how I know this—shomer negiah (refraining from
I was shocked. I knew that touching the opposite sex), would be the type to not accept my Jewish divorce.
the weekend romance with My sister had another take on it. “This is someone who is just looking for
this particular fellow wasn’t obstacles to prevent him from being in a relationship,” she said. But there were
going anywhere, but I didn’t plenty of other obstacles to hide behind, the most obvious being that we live in
mind because he was such a different cities. Or he might have pointed out that when I told him after seeing
delightfully odd little guy. his disgusting, filthy, cramped apartment that I’d never, ever, ever, set foot in
What I never anticipated there again, that he’s looking for someone a little more—how shall we say this?
was that this same ferret of a —generous of spirit.
kid who had turned his back But he didn’t say either of those things. And what he did imply was far
worse, because it reeks of hypocrisy.
This isn’t the first time I’ve found myself dismissed on religious grounds. Two
other men said they couldn’t date me because they were kohanim - descendants
from the priestly tribe who are forbidden from marrying a divorcee. One of
these gentlemen was so disconnected from Judaism that he didn’t even attend
synagogue on Yom Kippur. And yet, as he pointed out in an e-mail he sent after
our one and only lunch date, while he found me attractive, smart and funny,
as a kohen, he couldn’t in good conscience date a divorcee because he couldn’t,
ultimately, marry her. (He did magnanimously offer to have a strictly sexual
relationship, “no strings attached,” which I magnanimously declined.)
Then there was the male friend, a modern Orthodox Jew, who during my
separation, pulled me aside and advised me to get an Orthodox get so that “there
won’t be any problems later on when you re-marry.”
“But I’m not Orthodox,” I told him. “Plus, I got married by a Conservative
rabbi, so if they didn’t accept my marriage in the first place, what difference
does it make who sanctions my divorce?”
This made me wonder: why is it always the men who refrain from nearly all
Jewish observances that nonetheless cling to the most outdated tribal customs
and display such a strong sense of Orthodox superiority when it comes to their
dating lives? Is this akin to the man who, completely disconnected from Jews
and Judaism, dates a Gentile woman specifically because she does not remind
him of his mother, sister and cousin Stacy with the double master’s degree? Is

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it the same guy who, when faced with marrying his non-Jewish
girlfriend, suddenly insists that his bride convert, or at least give
up Christmas, and vows that there will be no baby showers or
Easter bunnies for their children?
To be fair, much of contemporary Jewish life is about picking
and choosing. It would be hypocritical of me to blame a guy for
choosing to observe some aspects of Judaism and not others when
I do that myself. What I don’t understand is why a man who
chooses to observe nearly nothing considers my choices, such as
the religiosity of my divorce, not kosher.
Maybe the answer to these questions is not found within
Judaism, but within the men who use Judaism as a point of
contention rather than as a point of commonality. When the time
comes for me to marry again, I have a feeling that whomever the
stars have destined for me won’t let a little thing like a get get in
the way of spending the rest of his life with me.

Abigail Pickus runs the Nextbook literar y series in Chicago (www.


nextbook.org). Her ar ticles have appeared most recently in the online
publications Zeek, Killing the Buddha, and the Book Slut.

by Rober t Lotzko

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Face the facts
ten things you can do to end slavery
Laya Millman

Protest against child labor in a labor parade


George Grantham Bain Collection 1 Support and empower individuals and define the crime, ensure punishment for
organizations who are in a position to effect the perpetrators and provide for victim

S
real change. Volunteer your time or donate protection and assistance? Does the law
lavery isn’t just an aspect of money to a local NGO that fights human provide for temporary or permanent
our identity as Jews; it is the trafficking. residence status? If there is a law, is it
cornerstone of our history as being enforced? Are those charged with
a people. Since we remember 2 Educate yourself and others. Read a enforcing the law sufficiently trained? Are
what it was like to live as slaves to Pharaoh, we book on the topic, like Disposable People by those charged with protecting the victims
should cherish our freedom and independence Kevin Bales, to learn about slavery and the capable of ensuring their security?
all the more. global economy.
Given this collective memory of slavery, 8 Contact local government
Passover is an annual reminder that slavery 3 Google “human trafficking” and representatives to make sure that human
is by no means a past phenomenon. While the name of your city to find out what’s trafficking continues to be a priority issue
we sit down for lavish banquets, others sit happening where you live. Map your on the political agenda.
enslaved. An estimated 30 million individuals community and know what is going on in
live in slavery today—more than all the people your own backyard. Whether you live in a 9 Internet child pornography is child
kidnapped from Africa during the entire big city or a small town, human traffickers trafficking and child abuse. Each hit on
period of the trans-Atlantic slave trade. The can take advantage of the economic, social, a porn site enslaves a child; don’t tolerate
U.S. State Department reports that within ten and cultural vulnerability of women and it among your friends, colleagues, co-
years, slavery, or “human trafficking,” as it has children for their own profit. Talk to the workers, or family members.
become known, will exceed arms and drugs as police. Investigate the commercial sex
the largest illegal enterprise in the world. And scene—are there massage parlors and strip 10 Raise awareness in your community
it’s not just happening far away—pervasive clubs? If so, there is probably exploitation. by starting a campaign in your school/
across America, human trafficking is also a synagogue. Get creative: initiate a campus-
steadily increasing problem in Israel. 4 Are foreign workers—those who work in wide “Day Without Chocolate” to boycott
Today’s human trafficking involves the factories, in fields, in restaurants, as maids— the use of slaves in the manufacturing of
recruitment, transportation, and harboring allowed to keep their own travel documents? chocolate and get the media involved.
of individuals using fraud, deception, and Are they paid a decent wage? Are they
violence. These modern-day slaves might permitted to maintain regular contact with + 1 Be a responsible consumer. Educate
find themselves working in agriculture, their relatives and to develop relationships? yourself about the manufacturers of
construction, textiles, the domestic services the brands you like to wear. Many large
industry, and most infamously, the sex trade. 5 Keep your eyes open! Many victims of fashion companies have made changes
In all cases, they are brutally exploited for third- human trafficking have been rescued by to ensure fair wages and labor practices
party gain. We need to face the facts: from the neighbors who saw that something was not in their overseas factories as a result of
clothes we wear and the chocolate we eat to the right and reacted. This is especially true in public pressure. Support the companies
coal that powers auto-manufacturing plants, we the case of forced domestic servants and that have made these changes, and boycott
are all net beneficiaries of modern slavery. women working in massage parlors. If you companies who have not.
How can we help? Unfortunately, suspect something, contact a local NGO.
there are no swift or sexy answers. Human Remember The “Bad Son” in the Seder does not
trafficking is so insidious and complicated 6 Help provide for a trafficking survivor. deny that slavery existed—he simply places himself
that most people are not in a position to effect Many NGOs lack resources to provide outside of the story. But we are an inextricable part
lasting change. However, Michele Clark, for necessary long-term protection of the story. Let’s not let one of the most poignant
Head of the Anti-Trafficking Assistance and assistance. Raise funds to directly lessons of the Seder be lost on us.
Unit at the Organization for Security and contribute to assisting one person.
Cooperation in Europe (OSCE), offers Laya Millman is a writer, photographer and web
suggestions of how we can help bring an 7 Advocate for policy change where designer. She is the co-founder of Jewlicious.com and
end to contemporary slavery: you live. Are the laws sufficient? Do they lives in Jerusalem.

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Seder Unplugged
we wine, we dine, we recline, and then...
Adam Chandler

by Avital Aronowitz

H
ow is this Texas-style Seder
night different from all
other nights? Well, four or
more glasses of wine are
imbibed; technically, no leavened bread is
four questions redux
consumed; and there is reclining, albeit mostly
kneeling over another celebrated deity made of
Why haven’t you called me?
What are you doing with your life?
porcelain. It’s freedom, right? Why not feel free
to break the mold of the Seder, and reaffirm

?
the importance of long-standing Passover
traditions in new and inventive ways?
“Alternative” traditions are simply When are you going to get married
sweeping the Jewish globe. (Alright, maybe
Did you know that Debbie Wasserman is a
?
not exactly “sweeping the Jewish globe,” but
scattered deviations from the norm have brought
new perspectives to religious observance). (great) grandmother of two children already
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Take Israel for example, where some have adopted the custom of not holding a Seder at
all. Think about what kind of statement that makes in the Jewish State: that on every single Ne w Order
day, Jews should commemorate their freedom and make Passover stand out no differently
from any other day. Critics of this observance consider it to be an apostasy, but who are they alternative haggadot
to judge? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, say the striking words from the Gospel
of John. (Which Jews don’t hold by, but we’ve made our point.) Sara Fried
Other Israelis observe Passover by taking a “reverse Exodus” and going to the Sinai
in Egypt. These pilgrims wander the desert without electricity and reenact the history of
their oppression by sleeping in modest tents and playing paddle tennis by the water. While
lambasted by adherents of more conventional Passover rituals, this tradition comes closer to
literally re-emerging from the birth canal of Jewish freedom than any other.
Jews who have chosen to keep having a Seder or two also have personalized their Passover
traditions. For feminists, the ritual of placing an orange on the Seder plate has political
significance. The story goes* that a rabbi once claimed that a woman belongs in the rabbinate
like an orange belongs on a Seder plate. Perhaps by placing an orange on the Seder plate,
some feminists believe that if Jewish women are able to scrub away the sticky citrus juice
from the Seder plate then maybe the Jewish community will be sufficiently impressed to
allow all women into the rabbinate.
(*The “orange” story was recently revealed as an urban legend. Writer Susannah Heschel
once heard someone say that a lesbian has as much place in Judaism as a crust of bread does on
the Seder plate. Wanting to express solidarity with the gay Jewish community, but unwilling
to put bread on her Seder plate, Heschel substituted an orange as a sign of fruitful support.)
Another popular tradition which has emerged (I’m guessing from California or Colorado),
uses a more lax or “chill” interpretation of what constitutes the “bitter herbs or bitter greens”
on the Seder plate. This tradition also blunts the method by which Jews are supposed to
ingest said “herbs” during the Seder. While causing a high increase in the excitement over
the communal pursuit of that last munchy-crunchy piece of matzah, many observers of this
tradition omit other cherished Passover traditions like the singing of Chad Gadya because
of the new and sudden complexity of the task.
When visiting home for the holiday, younger Jews who have recently moved out for
college or life in the real world, often detect a difference in the Four Questions. They find that,
instead of the youngest person at the Seder asking the Four Questions, suddenly it becomes
the task of the oldest person at the Seder, usually the mother or bubbe, and the questions are
no longer just sung but rather are “scream-sung” accordingly.
By and large, these questions are not answered by the person who asks them; instead, the
inquiries are often met with awkward silence or sporadic crying. From personal experience, it
is not recommend that the “bitter greens” and the “going home” traditions are ever combined
in the course of the same Seder, no matter how appealing they may seem as complementary
interpretations.

Adam Chandler is a contributing editor of PresenTense Magazine. He currently


lives and works in New York and is the founder and editor of TrustfundRepor ting.com.

sonnet; conversation
by Dana Weiss by Avital Aronowitz

W
They say that we are like indigent children hether you call it “Passover”
so hungry, even for the pockets of air in our bread, or “Pesach,” the Jewish
the spaces between the letters; holiday that calls for spring
this is a metaphor we are familiar with. cleaning, giving up most
we are familiar with metaphors, forms of carbs, and staying up late singing a
the dreaded conventions of our speech; song about a goat probably brings many fond
I don’t, like, speak to You like I talk to him, memories to mind. While Passover lasts for
hesitatingly and kind of rushing like eight days, the focal point of the celebration
I’ve drunk a little too much of the coffee of exile; of the exodus from Egypt comes at the very
or maybe not enough. beginning in the form of the Seder.

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What makes this night different from all includes the traditional text with humorous A Hip Hop Haggadah is a rock album. With
other nights of Jewish feasting? The answer cartoons, messages of Tikkun Olam (healing tracks like “Pesach Zelt” and “Passout For
lies in the Haggadah, the book that leads us the world), and mystical or what some might Passover,” it is a great way for the hip-hop
from enslavement, through the Exodus saga, call “new-age” thought. Check it out at www. generation to celebrate their Passover love.
and finally to a roaring rendition of L’shana santacruzhag.com. Additional tracks retell parts of the exodus
ha’ba’ah b’Yerushalayim, a culminating hope to story. To add more Jewish-themed hip-hop to
celebrate the Seder “next year in Jerusalem.” Vegetarian your playlist, check out Los Hip Hop Hoodios
The Passover story can become a bit banal Journey of the Liberated Lamb: at www.hoodios.com.
after retelling it in the exact same manner Reflections on A Vegetarian Seder
each year. Others feel that the Haggadah By Roberta Kalechofsky Patriotic
needs to be restructured to make it more For many, the concept of enslavement refers The American Heritage Haggadah
politically correct. Fortunately, the nature of not only to human beings, but also to animals Compiled by David Geffen
the Haggadah leaves room for us to tailor the as well. Whether you are a member of PETA, At first read, the title of this Haggadah seems
Seder experience to our own needs. In recent a pet owner, or just think sheep are too cute to odd. What exactly would an American
years, the idea of creating alternative Haggadot sacrifice, then this Haggadah is right up your Haggadah contain? The answer is: Americana
surfaced as a solution to dissatisfaction with alley. In it you will be led through the Passover of course! Full of Passover advertisements from
the norm. story by a lamb and learn about alternatives over the years, pictures of Haggadot produced
The commandment that we fulfill by to ritualistic animal slaughters throughout by big-name companies, and entertaining
having the Seder and retelling the exodus story Jewish history. stories of the history of Passover in America,
rests in the words “V’ higadeta l’bincha bayom this Haggadah is sure to delight anyone who
hahu… ,” “And you shall tell your children Children’s loves to see American consumerism in all its
on that day...” (Shemot 13:8). Jews are not A Different Night: The Family glory, selling Passover to the Jewish masses.
obligated to read from a Haggadah, but for Participation Haggadah
centuries we have used Haggadot to both By Noam Zion and David Dishon Cyber Seder
tell the Passover story and also gain a deeper Choosing the best Haggadah for children Congregation Emanu-El NYC
understanding of how it relates to our lives. is a daunting task. Many options consist of For 11 years now, Congregation Emanu-El
The contents of the Haggadah have evolved the traditional text with a few illustrations of New York City has been broadcasting a
since it was first written. For example, the and questions to ponder. But with beautiful cyber-Seder which includes readings from
songs Dayeinu and Chad Gadya were only illustrations, rabbinic tales, Jewish history, A Night of Questions: A Passover Haggadah.
added around the 10th century, but who today and games alongside with the traditional If you are more of an audio learner than a
could imagine a complete Seder without these text, A Different Night is a great Haggadah visual one, this might be the right fit for
classic jams? for both the young and the young at heart. you. You can find all the information at
The metamorphosis of the traditional For a supplementary children’s Passover book www.emanuelnyc.org/seder/seder.html.
Haggadah continues. We do not simply add where Mother Goose meets matzah, Uncle Happy listening!
a new prayer or song, but instead we find new Eli’s Special-for-Kids, Most Fun Ever, Under-
ways to make the Seder an evening of insight the-Table Passover Haggadah can add some Sara Fried was born and raised in Los Angeles and
and learning. Both Jews and non-Jews alike rhyming and laughter to the holiday. graduated from UC San Diego in 2005 with a BA in
have found messages of hope, freedom and Art History. She is pursuing a career in magazine
strength in the Haggadah, and the newest Musical publishing, and currently lives in Israel studying
editions create opportunities for people of The So Called Seder: A Hip Hop Haggadah Hebrew, interning at The Jerusalem Report and
all stripes to relate the exodus story to their Not an actual Haggadah, The So Called Seder: having a blast!
lives. The Haggadah has been re-written as a
work of feminist literature, humanist ideals
and other incarnations. If Pesach is about
retelling, and therefore reliving, the exodus
then these Haggadot create a framework for “Ah, Jews are very impatient
ways that today’s Jews are actively discovering
their connection to the Jewish nation, just as with doing the same thing
our ancestors did centuries ago.
over and over again. It’s
Hippie Haggadah
The Santa Cruz Haggadah
gotta be different!”
By Karen Roekard
— Arthur Miller, playwright
Santa Cruz is the birthplace of the Haggadah
that claims to ensure “a Seder that is deep,
high, and fun.” For anyone seeking a feel-good
Seder night, this is the Haggadah for you. It

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VINES and WINES

K
osher wine is good for you. Well, let’s work backwards.
four cups
Wine is good for you. Modern science has confirmed
what wine-lovers have always dreamed - that wine, and Neil Berman
red wine in particular, lowers the risk of heart disease
and heart attacks, raises HDL cholesterol (the “good cholesterol”),
and thwarts LDL (the “bad”), all the while preventing blood clots,
reducing blood vessel damage caused by fat deposits, and other sundry
salutary properties.
The funny thing about scientific discovery is its propensity to
confirm what the “believers” have always known. And how did this
believer know? I was weaned on wine, literally from the cradle, or,
er, my circumcision. Apart from witnessing the curative powers of
viticulture in my own life (when I drink I have the capacity to fly, x-
ray vision, and the strength of ten Jewish men), I’ve also been taught
wine’s essential role in Jewish tradition. Kiddush aside, in early rabbinic
literature wine is described as a source for happiness:

“‘And you shall be happy in all that the Lord your G-d has given you’
(Deutoronomy 26:11). With what does one make them happy? Wine…
Rabbi Yehuda ben B’taira said: there is no happiness without wine, as it
is said: ‘and wine makes happy the heart of Man’ (Psalms 104:15).”
Babylonian Talmud, Pesachim 109a

And this, written thousands of years prior to medical research,


simply speaks to the happiness of “the heart.” I can proudly attest to
wine making this man’s heart happy, and that of many others.
So how does one make a kosher-keeping heart happy? What
distinguishes a kosher wine from one that’s not kosher? In theory,
all wines could be kosher (winemakers don’t often tamper with their
art by including foreign ingredients, be they pig, mollusk or insect
in provenance). As you probably know, wine is the beautiful product
of grapes. Grapes, like all fruits, are kosher.
Be that as it may, history kicks in to problematize a seemingly
simple situation. There’s a well-known biblical principle that prohibits
gaining benefit or pleasure from an item used for idolatrous purposes, Rothschild is one of the most requested Bordeauxs in the world;
a principle that seems to have grown out of the historical encounter smooth, medium-bodied, with an elegant bouquet, this red is a
of Jews and Pagans. In ancient times, the overwhelming majority of delightful assemblage of Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon grapes. It
non-Jews were card-carrying Pagans, and wine was regularly used is available with kosher certification on the label for about $15.
as a libation for idols. As a result, the rabbis derived a new regulation Another fine kosher Bordeaux is the Chateau Bel Air Bordeaux
– any wine handled by a non-Jew was off-limits to Jews, in case, while Superieur, also from a long-established chateau that strictly reduces
handling it, a non-Jew might plan to proffer the wine as an offering the output from its vineyards to realize the best possible grapes. The
to a deity. Since no self-respecting Pagan would use boiled wine for result is limited annual production, and it’s a masterful blend of
rituals to appease the gods, the Rabbis offered an exemption – if Merlot (50 percent), Cabernet Sauvignon (35 percent) and Cabernet
wine was cooked (mevushal), it would be Kosher, even if handled Franc (15 percent). The 2001 and 2002 vintages are still available,
by a non-Jew after boiling. priced at about $17 to $19.
With that lesson out of the way, let’s turn to recommendations. Some other stellar Bordeauxs that frequently bear kosher
This time of year is perfect to enjoy Chile’s major red wine export, certification, though somewhat more expensive ($35 to $60), are
the beloved Malbec, made from a grape practically engineered to the Marquis de St. Estephe, the Chateau Roc de Boissac (St. Emilion),
provide solace and shelter from the harsher elements. I recommend the Chateau du Quint (Pomerol), and the Chateau Haut Breton
Layla’s Malbec available for around $15. Larigaudiere Margaux.
Another wine to enjoy (or cellar, if you’re inclined to keep And let’s not forget the Holy Land. Great new Israeli reds from
precious bottles away from light, heat or vibration) is one belonging the Hebron Heights area include Noah (Tevel)’s Cabernet Sauvignon,
to the class of oldest and grandest in sophistication and complexity, Merlot and Cabernet-Merlot blend, priced around $15 to $17. Replete
a Bordeaux. Mouton Cadet Rouge from Baron Philippe de with concentrated, fully ripe fruits and hints of juicy currants, cherries,

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Mevushal is the Hebrew word for “cooked.” A mevushal wine retains
its ‘religious purity’ no matter who opens, pours or drinks it. Making wine
mevushal is a process that includes bringing the liquid to a boiling point,
defined as heating it until air bubbles are brought to the surface and some
wine is lost through evaporation. The point at which most modern kosher
winemakers apply the heat is until what is called the “must” is achieved,
the slurry of grape solids and juice resulting from the grape pressing, and
is done before the fermentation process begins.

High-Density Lipoprotein (HDL) carries about one-third to one-


fourth of blood cholesterol. HDL cholesterol is known as the “good”
cholesterol because high levels of it seem to protect against heart
attack. Medical experts think that HDL tends to carry cholesterol away
from the arteries and back to the liver, where it is passed from the
body.

Low Density Lipoproteins (LDLs) are combinations of lipids (fats)


and proteins, and are the form in which lipids are transported in the
blood. The low-density lipoproteins transport cholesterol from the liver to
the tissues of the body. When too much LDL cholesterol circulates in the
blood, it can slowly build up in the inner walls of the arteries that feed
the heart and brain. LDL cholesterol is therefore considered the “bad”
cholesterol.

Viticulture, from the Latin word for vine, viticulture refers to the
cultivation, science, production and study of grapes, often for use in the
production of wine. It is a branch of the science of horticulture.

Tannins are usually condensed, bitter-tasting, polymerizing plant


protein compounds prevalent in red wines, composed and fermented
from grape skins, seeds or oak containers. Tannins are a key component
in the flavor and complexity of a wine and aid in controlling the rate at
which wine is so essentially oxidized – that is, given adequate time to
breathe. Tannins also slow down the hardening of arteries.

Chateau is a wine-producing “estate,” which in contemporary spin


sometimes bespeaks a far less stately seat of centuries-old nobility than
might naturally be inferred.

Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) is a fellowship of men and women who


by Avital Aronowitz share experiences, strength and hope with each other to solve their
common problem of alcoholism, and aid others in recovering and achieving
raspberries and plums, they have benefited from the marriage of the sobriety. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking.
Judean Mountain sun and the cool Mediterranean breeze. If cellared For more information, visit www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.
over time, you’ll notice additional elements of fuller-bodied wood,
rustic tannins and playful tobacco aromas.
Another fine Israeli red is Gedeon’s 2004 Cabernet Sauvignon. It Wine Defined
hails from the foothills of the Judean Mountains, such that you can
practically taste the Bet Shemesh fruit, toasted vanilla and tobacco
notes. It is typically priced at an inexpensive $14. If your liquor store crisp 2006 Sauvignon Blanc-Semillon with intriguing apple, orange
doesn’t carry the Gedeon or the Noah, you should politely request and pear edges.
them while asking how many more years their policy of Zionist Happy drinking, and remember, friends don’t let friends drink
discrimination will be in effect. bad wine, unless the cupboard is irreparably bare. Oh, and if anyone
Everyone brags about their favorite Australian Shiraz, but I find needs an AA sponsor, I’m available and I offer a discount to expectant
many to be overrated and overpriced. A chateau of exception is the mothers.
Beckett’s Flat Western Australia Margaret River vintages, which Cheers!
resemble Napa and Bordeaux in climate and soil. The Beckett’s
Flat 50/50 Cabernet Sauvignon/Shiraz blend is awash in dense Neil Berman is an attorney by day, criminal by night and oenophile throughout.
red cherry flavor, rich spices and soft tannins, and for about $25, He has given classes at the Chelsea Wine Vault and other wine education
it’s a perfect accompaniment to a hearty steak or course of lamb. If centers, is a first-time contributor to PresenTense Magazine and ardently
you’re looking for a nice white, Beckett also makes a delightfully advocates for a more vibrant pepper economy.

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features
damage report
the spring after
Tiferet Zimmerman-Kahan

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oliticians have been trying Unfortunately, the oil spread 150 km north people may need to think twice about eating
to foster peace in the Middle along the Lebanese shore, reaching the fish caught in the eastern Mediterranean.
East since the founding of the southern coast of Syria. By the end of August,
State of Israel, but last year’s Greenpeace Middle East said they detected fuel The Damage : Israel; Loss of Forest
violent Israel-Hizbullah conflict and the oil on the seabed and just below the surface. In Israel, the most noteworthy damage
environmental toll it exacted on the region The effects of an oil spill can be profound: is the loss of landscape and habitat due to
should urge world leaders to step up those contamination of an ecosystem touches all fires ignited by Hizbullah-launched Katyusha
efforts. Fighting during the hot summer of species that are dependent on it for survival. rockets from southern Lebanon. According to
2006 left a horrific scar on the land and sea. The In this case, the loggerhead turtle has been a recent collaborative study by public Israeli
harm after only two months of confrontation particularly threatened. This creature, already agencies and the Jewish National Fund
is a call to consider whether images of dead sea found on the endangered species list, nests (JNF), more than 800 forest fires blazed in
turtles, oil-coated beaches, or bare, parched along the Lebanese coast and depends on the northern region as a result of the war,
land that once rooted a forest (now burnt other sea life in the contaminated region for during the driest season of the year. More than
down to stumps) serve as a warning against food. Migratory birds on their way south from 2,900 acres of forest, mostly coniferous, burned.
inciting another war. Europe to Africa use the war-torn area as a The JNF estimates that at least half a million
popular flight route, and are now susceptible trees (about 20% of the forests in the north) were
The Damage : Lebanon ; Oil Spill to poisoning. In a world where biodiversity lost. More than 16,000 acres of nature reserves,
In mid-July, about 30 kilometers south is decreasing at unprecedented rates, this national parks, and other conservation land
of Beirut, the fuel storage at the Jiyeh power oil spill is just another example of the same in the Galilee and Golan Heights regions also
station was bombed. Many media sources old pattern of loss due to human activity. burned. Areas sustaining the most concentrated
reported that the Israeli Air Force carried out Our biosphere, however, is an intricate web damage were in the Naftali Ridge (more than
the strikes, but the Israeli Foreign Ministry’s of interdependent relationships between all 1800 acres, with 70% of the forested region
Acting Deputy Director General for the species. The thinner the web gets, the faster burned) and near Tzfat in the Birya Forest.
Middle East, Jacob Keidar, says it’s not it will completely collapse. Because of the soil type and other factors,
clear whose bombs fell on the fuel tanks. Though the direct impact of this spill on rehabilitation of the Birya Forest might be
What is clear, however, is that the strikes humans is mostly economic, oil contaminant more complex than in other regions.
resulted in a massive oil spill, releasing at in natural systems can eventually cause Though fires can be part of a healthy
least 15,000 tons of heavy fuel oil into the humans physical harm. In August, the World ecosystem cycle, 50-year-old coniferous trees
eastern Mediterranean Sea according to Conservation Union, an environmental umbrella burn up like matchsticks in unmanaged
sources at Friends of the Earth Middle East, group, found cancer-causing substances—poly- situations of such breadth, and burning will
a regional NGO. nuclear aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs for lead to more far-reaching environmental
Because of Israeli air and sea blockades as short—present in oil-slick samples. PAHs are consequences. Bare, deforested land is much
well as other military operations, volunteers known by scientists to persist in the ecosystem more susceptible to soil erosion and landslides.
were unable to address the spill immediately, by accumulating in the organs of fish, causing Forest-dwelling wildlife (especially young)
the most effective way to deal with it. fish populations to plummet. From now on, is harmed or displaced, causing problems
elsewhere. Loss of forests also decreases

Did you know?


air quality and raises the average air
temperatures, an especially important
consideration during the hot summer
Jewish texts accentuate a clear point in the Jewish tradition: we must be aware of affecting months.
God’s creations and have respect for them, while at the same time acknowledging that we have
“dominion” over them (Genesis 1:26). Even if we must besiege a city, the Torah commands us
“not to destroy its trees by forcing an axe against them” (Deut. 20:19-20). The Torah brings this
Remediation Efforts—
extreme example of consciousness during wartime to teach that we should be even more aware Lebanon
and careful of our actions during calm periods. The concept of bal tashchit, not to be wasteful The Israeli Foreign Ministry
(derived from the verse above), is discussed at length in the Talmud, showing the importance of insists that it is unclear whether the
understanding and observing this commandment fully. It is said that “one who covers an oil lamp Jiyeh oil spill is a result of Israeli
(causing the flame to burn inefficiently) or uncovers a kerosene lamp (allowing fuel to evaporate actions, and has not issued any
faster) violates the prohibition of bal tashchit” (Talmud Bavli, Masechet Shabbat, p. 140 side statements apologizing for the damage
b) This application of the law stresses the importance in our tradition of the conservation of
caused or claiming responsibility for it.
resources and the wise use of what we are given.

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According to Keidar, Israel offered assistance
to Lebanese authorities with cleaning
equipment and expertise, but Lebanon has
not responded. Rather, other international
sources have contributed funding and
expertise to Lebanon’s remediation efforts.
A meeting in Athens in mid-August resulted
in backing from the UN Environmental
Program (UNEP) and International Maritime
Organization of a $50-million (actually, about
$66-million) action plan to initiate clean-up
in Lebanon.
By last November, some of the coordinated
efforts taken by the UN environmental
unit, together with the Lebanese Ministry
of Environment, were already underway.
The Joint Unit established an oil-spill clean-
up management center, facilitated flights
during the continued Israeli blockade to
survey the damage, and set up a clearinghouse
for coordination among groups providing
environmental assistance. Longer-term
recovery plans are meant to be addressed
more fully by Lebanon itself, still enlisting
the help of its foreign supporters.
Greenpeace Middle East has also been
involved in the clean-up effort. Its “Rainbow
Warrior” naval station, anchored off the donated by JNF
Lebanese coast, assisted with the beginning
stages. An international team of crews and More than 2,900 acres of forest,
divers, working under the direction of the
Central Institute for Marine Research in Italy, mostly coniferous, burned.
helped to map the extent of the oil spill and
location of contamination in preparation for have taken responsibility for clean-up and time around will, according to Ginsberg, allow
removing it completely. remediation efforts there. In September, the for “a greater level of biological diversity of
In a report released December 1, 2006, Jewish National Fund (JNF) launched a global, [the] forest inventory and a higher degree of
the Regional Marine Pollution Emergency ten-year, $400-million plan to “rebuild and resistance to fire and diseases. They will also
Response Center for the Mediterranean renew northern Israel and help make it home contribute habitat and food sources for native
Sea (REMPEC) laid out the progress of the again for its residents,” hoping to redevelop wildlife.” The remediation projects in Israel
clean-up efforts to date. Most of the NGO and rejuvenate the North. Their plan includes will likely serve as a forum for scientific study
groups conducting clean-up along the shore reforestation efforts, preparing agricultural and research on environmental repair and
have completed their efforts and are awaiting lands, creating incentives for families to move development as well.
final inspection, or have turned over the up North, and purchasing a fire fighting plane
responsibility of monitoring and follow-up to assist in the case of a similar disaster. moving forward
to the Lebanese government. Submerged The forest fires destroyed mainly Keidar, of the Israeli Foreign Ministry,
oil collection has been completed but, as of Jerusalem pines that had been planted in recalls his experience on the front line.
November 18, floating oil still remained on the the years after the State’s founding, half a “Unfortunately, when you’re under attack,”
surface mostly to the west of the Tabarja Beach century ago. According to Paul Ginsberg, he says, “the environmental issues seem to not
Club, in the Tripoli region north of Beirut. Director of the Forest Department of the JNF, be so important.” It is naïve at this point to hope
REMPEC reports that “cleanup of the area is the pine was chosen at the time because it that a country would choose wartime tactics
under consideration to avoid a recontamination is “a very adaptable species, [able to grow] that avoid harm to the environment rather than
of cleaned beaches north of Beirut, as the oil in the moist, cool north, [as well as in] the to respond to political needs. In a time of peace,
may be remobilized during winter storms.” dry south, in a large variety of soil types.” however, it is reasonable to expect a country to
The JNF reforestation campaign plans to act in its best interest environmentally.
Remediation Efforts—Isr ael reintroduce more broad-leaf native species, Environmental resources do not obey
National government agencies and such as eucalyptus, cypress and pistachio. political boundaries, and securing safe access
independent foundations within Israel Planting a larger variety of tree species this to these resources often entails cooperation

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and Did you know?
When the pioneers, known as the Halutzim, first came to Israel, they focused on making the land habitable. They
drained the swamps and planted fields, and formed kibbutzim that would rely on land-based income and sustenance.
David Ben-Gurion introduced and promoted the idea of “making the desert bloom” in hopes of increasing the arable land
for Jewish inhabitants. Since then, Israel has been an international leader in agricultural technologies. Students come
from developing countries in Africa and elsewhere to learn water conservation techniques. Drip irrigation, which brings
water directly to plant roots, limiting evaporation, was a technique invented by Israeli scientists and engineers.
Organic farmers in Israel have been focusing on growing food in a balanced way that aims to replenish the soil.
Nutrient-rich soil, like water, is a scarce commodity in Israel, and these farmers pride themselves in “growing soil”
as much as in growing food. Organic farming traditionally focuses on sustaining nutrient levels in the soil, unlike
conventional farming methods, which concentrate on maximizing yields, often at the expense of environmental interests. warm, as political conflicts
Small-scale farmers are looking to native drought-resistant crops rather than genetic engineering in order to deal with do occasionally erupt,
the lack of water. Recently, an organization was founded teaching Israeli and Palestinian farmers seed-saving techniques
Bromberg explains that the
to decrease dependence on imported, non-adapted hybrid seeds that need to be replaced each year. The organic
collaborative environmental
consciousness is growing as people realize the necessity of sustainable practices. See www.jerusalemcityfarmers.org
for a good collection of sources and information.
initiatives “survive even
through periods of renewed
conflict because of the
strong mutual interest.”
As Israel and Lebanon work
between the countries that share them. Can maintained between Israel, Jordan and through the political fallout
mutual environmental interests establish a Egypt in the management of the Gulf of of their summer conflict, one would hope
lasting peace between two political entities? Aqaba on the Red Sea, built on the peace that shared environmental concerns can help
Gidon Bromberg of Friends of the Earth that exists between the participating nations. bring them closer to a lasting peace upon
Middle East insists that the environment There, the countries share information and which they could build future cooperation
can only “help strengthen the peace process, policies in working to prevent oil spills and on environmental issues.
but it won’t be the environment alone”—a other pollution problems, because the spot
framework for peace and cooperation is an important tourist attraction as well Tiferet Zimmerman-Kahan is a recent
between the two nations must exist first. as a unique ecosystem. Although relations college graduate committed to working in the
For example, a strong partnership is between these countries are not always environmental field.

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Pioneering a New Present
the periphery takes center stage
Abigail Janet and Sara Fried

The Negev by Sharone Bond

“The desert provides us with the best opportunity to begin again. This is a vital element of our renaissance in Israel. For
it is in mastering nature that man learns to control himself. It is in this sense, more practical than mystic, that I define
our Redemption on this land. Israel must continue to cultivate its nationality and to represent the Jewish people without
renouncing its glorious past. It must earn this–which is no small task– a right that can only be acquired in the desert.”
Excerpt, Memoirs of David Ben-Gurion

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art of the Negev and the Negev. The Jewish National Fund’s aim is service, and commercial entrepreneurship
Galilee are often referred to to transform the Negev into a region where —enables student activists to transform the
as Israel’s “periphery” areas in people choose to live and choose to work.” land using a hands-on approach.
desperate need of new residents JNF’s Negev Blueprint project creates Working with the Jewish Agency and the
to strengthen existing communities and to housing and the agricultural infrastructure Office of the Prime Minister, Ayalim (www.
create new ones. While the pioneers of Ben- to support new communities in the desert. ayalim.org.il) promotes the establishment of
Gurion’s time established some communities The region’s brackish salt water is used to villages for students and young entrepreneurs.
in the Negev—as well as a world-renowned produce fresh-water fish and sweet tomatoes; In these villages, students become involved in an
university—the majority of this region has greenhouses allow farmers to grow flowers intensive experiential educational environment,
remained undeveloped. Today, the Negev desert that can be exported all over the world; and learning what it takes to live in these often-
covers 60 percent of Israel, but is home to only the JNF recently began bottling a premium overlooked areas. In an environment of social
15 percent of its population, and many existing olive oil produced with no fresh water. Even action, they discuss their new homes in terms
inland cities in the desert suffer economically. vineyards are in the works. Further south and of Zionist ideals, considering what it means
But with cities in the center of Israel more inland, however, fewer communities to serve Israel and their new communities to
becoming increasingly overcrowded, today’s have been established, as the land is harder the best of their abilities. Scholarships and
new pioneers are making efforts to realize to irrigate and more mountainous. subsidized housing further encourage activists
Ben-Gurion’s dream and create sustainable In the next ten years, Lauder says the JNF to settle in the area permanently.
settlements throughout the Negev. aims to bring more than 500,000 people to Channeling the spirit of the halutzim who
100,000 housing sites, creating another 25 settled Israel in its early years, today’s settlers of
A “Blueprint” for a Greener Nege v new communities. Toward this goal, the JNF the Negev are greening the desert, emerging as
Following the Israeli withdrawal from has established a fund of $250 million to be pioneers for a new century, and contributing to
Gaza in Fall 2005, hundreds of families used for the development of the Negev. the practical redemption of Israel. Safe to say,
were relocated from Gaza to the Negev. “The Ben-Gurion would have approved.
Negev is at a critical turning point,” said Activism Makes an Impact
Jewish National Fund President Ron Lauder. In September 2002, a group of young Abigail Janet has a Masters degree in architecture
“Following ten years of dramatic population army veterans created an organization designed from Savannah College of Ar t and Design and is
growth in Israel, all of the indicators— to invigorate peripheral communities in the currently working at Kushner studios in New York.
economic, demographic, and geographic North and South. Ayalim’s program—which Israel is her favorite pastime.
—point to the necessity of developing the combines settlement activities, community Sara Fried is a contributing editor of PresenTense.

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ebb and flow
tapping into israel’s water tech
Leora Addison

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f you ask Israelis what they see as making the case that it can supply crucial countries because the traditional evaporation
the number one existential threat elements to aid in the rapid and sustainable method of desalination is incredibly inefficient,
to the state, their response will development of China’s economy requiring enormous amounts of energy. Israeli
increasingly be a nuclear Iran. On A major way Israel is attempting to build engineers have attempted to supplement limited
the heals of the recent UN Security Council up its economic ties and its political clout freshwater supplies through the development
sanctions against Iran, it seems the international with China is through Israel’s expertise in of negative osmosis technology. This process
community has come to agree with Israel’s water management and water conservation moves water through a permeable membrane
assessment regarding the real dangers posed technology. Israel’s advancements in water while not allowing other substances, such as
by Iranian nuclear weapons. Yet despite the technology have become a cornerstone of its salt, to pass through. Negative-osmosis uses
proof provided by the vitriolic rhetoric spewed bilateral foreign relations with China. An relatively less energy and is more cost-efficient
forth from the mouth of the Iranian President, analysis by the Britain Israel Communications than the alternate method still used by many
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, two of members of & Research Centre in February 2005 states of Israel’s oil-rich Arab neighbors.
the Security Council —Russia and China—still that China “has been eager to receive Israeli In the summer of 2005, Israel began using
pose obstacles to getting any sort of meaningful support—especially since providing adequate a new 70,000-square-meter desalination plant
sanctions passed. sustenance for over a billion inhabitants is in Ashkelon, which owner VID Desalination
With the rapid growth of their economy, a tremendous developmental challenge.” Company Ltd. says is the largest and most
the Chinese foresee only an increasing need Further, in February 2006, China announced advanced negative osmosis facility in the
for Middle Eastern oil in order to keep their its goal to produce 5.5 billion cubic meters of world. As China’s power in the international
development machine chugging along. As desalinated water annually. arena, and especially in the Middle East,
such, China was hesitant to impose too severe In a December 2005 article entitled continues to grow, Israel hopes that its
sanctions on Iran, one of its major energy “Israel: Waterworks for the world?,” Business assistance in such technological realms as
suppliers. If Israel wants to “convince” China, Week Online cited the Israeli water sector as water and agriculture (in addition to its now
an on-the-rise international power, that Iran’s a “world leader in desalination.” Desalination infamous sales of military weaponry) will help
threat needs to be taken seriously, it is becoming has existed for years, but is just beginning counter-balance China’s dependence on Arab
apparent that an emotional appeal regarding to be considered a serious potential method and Persian oil.
the dangers of Iranian political leadership will for producing enough potable water to satisfy To advance its interests, the Israeli water
not do the trick. Rather, Israel should seek consumer needs. In the past, desalination industry formed a lobby called Waterfront in
to undermine Iranian influence in China by has been used mostly by oil-rich, water-poor 2005. According to Business Week, the goal

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As the Israeli water industry
markets itself, many fast-growing
countries, particularly in Asia, look
to Israel as a source of inspiration
for their water-conservation
techniques.
by Avital Aronowitz

of Waterfront’s chairman, Ori Yegev, is “to Among the technologies that Israel will a dominant share of the global market. Israel
turn Israel into water technology’s equivalent showcase at WATEC are its advancements and the international business community,
of Silicon Valley, with $5 billion in water- in drip irrigation techniques. Guided by the however, see this power-vacuum quickly
related exports by the end of the decade.” As Zionist principle to “make the desert bloom,” evaporating. As the Israeli water industry
part of a response to Waterfront, the Israeli Israel, in its mission to cultivate the Negev, markets itself, many fast-growing countries,
government developed a new research and pioneered the system of drip irrigation—which particularly in Asia, look to Israel as a source
development program called “Agamim 10.” transports water to individual plants directly, of inspiration for their water-conservation
Agamim was designed “to tap a window of close to the ground. Using computers to monitor techniques. Israel aims to use this role not
opportunity and enable approximately 100 soil moisture and regulate dripping, this process only to advance its economic ties, but also
Israeli start-ups to leverage their advantages exemplifies the Israeli fusion of information its political influence.
and become major players in the $400 billion technology with water management. In the past, water was the natural resource
annual global water market,” according Israel has also become a world leader in that was most sought after, and its limited
to the Israeli Export and International recycling treated wastewater for crop irrigation. availability was respected and feared. Although
Cooperation Institute. A July 2006 World Bank background paper economic and human sustainability continue to
The government’s new program is set reported that in 2003, half of Israel’s irrigation depend heavily on water, the importance of this
to allocate more than $7.5 million a year sector was using 65% of the country’s natural resource, as well as its finite availability,
towards encouraging additional academic wastewater (it should be noted that there is often overshadowed in international dealings
and industrial research and development in are health standards imposed on the quality with the Middle East by the overpowering shine
water technology. In addition, over the next and usage of the treated wastewater in crop of “black gold.” Israel, however, is attempting
three years, the Israeli government will spend irrigation). According to The Wall Street to step out from under oil’s shadow, and bring
$3.3 million to promote wastewater treatment Transcript, the second largest water recycler in the international community back to the day
technologies for agriculture and industry, the world is Spain, with only 12% recycled. when water was king.
and $6.7 million to encourage innovation The Israeli government, academia and
in Israeli urban water infrastructure. Israel private sector have begun proactively to Leora Addison has a Master’s degree in
is also gearing up to showcase current and take advantage of their growing expertise in International Relations concentrated in Middle
developing water technology at the worldwide water management technology in an attempt East Studies and International Economics from the
conference WATEC (Water Technologies and to become major players in the field. At the School of Advanced International Studies at Johns
Environmental Controls) in the fall of 2007. moment, no single business or country controls Hopkins University.

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farm fresh
community supported agriculture
Natasha Rosenstock

It’s good for the farmer because it puts local purchasing power
behind his or her produce, and it’s good for you because
healthy organic food is available at competitive prices.
by Avital Aronowitz

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hen it comes to rules certification) based on fair labor practices. Murane says that people are drawn to
about food, Judaism has The Reform Movement is also reviewing this CSAs for many reasons: a concern for social
no shortage. So why are possibility. This could lead to another layer of justice; a sense of community from picking
young Jews looking for kashrut supervision, and eventually another up produce weekly with others; sharing
more? Jewish scholarship waxes poetic on the concept of kashrut entirely. recipes; participating in farm activities; and
types of permitted animals and their required Yet many maintain that “eco-kashrut” participating in learning about farming from
level of fitness, but what about pesticides is nothing new—rather, it embodies the a Jewish perspective.
on fruits and vegetables? Does Jewish law continuation of Jewish tradition, which has Lindsey Paige Savoie participates in
include rules about how to grocery shop, or always focused on how to live ethically. a Hazon CSA hosted by Tifereth Israel, a
require you to get to know the farmer who In 2004, Hazon, a Jewish environmental Conservative congregation in Washington,
sells you produce? organization, created a Community Supported D.C. Though not a congregation member,
“Eco-kashrut” has developed over the Agriculture (CSA) program, Tuv Ha’Aretz, Savoie learned about the CSA from a neighbor.
past 15 years as an intersection of traditional which organizers say will be running in 10 She says maintaining a personal relationship
Jewish and environmental concerns (see cities by the end of 2007. with a local farmer appeals to her.
sidebar). These include: caring for the earth “In a CSA, a group of people come “He invited us to the farm a couple of
(bal taschit), respecting animals (tza’ar ba’alei together and agree in advance that for a given times, not even to work, but just to show us
chayim), guarding one’s body (sh’mirat haguf), growing season, they’ll buy food from a local around, get to know us, for us to get to know
not oppressing workers and customers (oshek), organic farm,” said Hazon Communications them,” she said.
and sharing with the poor (tzdakah). Coordinator Ben Murane. “It’s good for The farmer is Jewish, and trained in
The “eco-kashrut” concept—which the farmer because it puts local purchasing ritual slaughter. He is currently working
originated within the Jewish Renewal power behind his or her produce, and it’s to become certified to sell kosher turkeys
Movement—has evolved to such an extent, good for you and your family because healthy and chickens.
that now the Conservative Movement is organic food is available every week, at “What’s nice about Mike, our farmer, is
considering an additional hechsher (kosher competitive prices.” he sends weekly e-mails with a list of what he

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to mark these products with a hechsher, or
kosher seal.
“A lot of people are buying kosher chicken
who aren’t Jewish, or Jews who don’t keep kosher
buy it,” said General Manager Joe Holtz. “It
might be the one that looks the best that day.”
Corrine Lang, an observant Jew and
WHAT IS A CO-OP? A CSA? grandmother, has been a member of the Park
Slope Co-op for 20 years, and is currently
CO-OP is a cooperative food store that is owned and operated by members. Often the head of food processing for the Kosher
prices are much lower than in regular grocery stores and a variety of fresh and organic Committee, which meets once a month.
foods are available. At most food co-ops, members are required to work shifts at least “We’re giving them the information of
once per month, allowing the co-op to save money on labor. Some co-ops require you what it says on the packaged item, and then
to be a member in order to shop there. people decide for themselves which hashgachas
[rabbinic supervision] they want to use,” she said.
CSA Community Supported Agriculture allows participants to purchase
“It’s very neutral in that way. We’re not deciding
a yearly share in a local farm and receive fresh products from the farm, usually on a
what’s kosher and what’s not kosher.”
weekly basis. CSAs are beneficial because the farmers do not need to borrow money at
the beginning of the growing season and they are sharing the risk of bad weather, etc.
A co-op bulletin board displays updated
with the CSA participants. Participants often get to know the local farmers and visit the information on the symbols for different
farms for programming. hashgachas, including the name and number of
the Kosher Committee’s supervising rabbi.
“We’d like to bring in more kosher
products like kosher cheeses,” Land said.
“We have hopes but it moves slowly. I find
that there’s a lot of red tape and bureaucracy.
is sending,” Savoie said. “If he sends a lot of “All Jews should be doing this because Everything has to go through the board.”
one thing or something different, he’ll send we all care about the earth. Participating in a However, if one goal of eco-conscious
recipes or links to articles about the food so CSA is a great way to do that without changing consumerism is to support local farmers, is
he really gets you involved in it.” our lifestyle.” a co-op or CSA your only option? Current
Nonetheless, Sovoie says joining a CSA While CSAs are taking off with some consumer focus on farmers’ markets and local,
is not for everyone. “Being a shareholder in young Jews, food cooperatives are the places family-run farms has led large retailers such as
a farm, you’re running a risk of whatever for many others to find fresh, eco-conscious Wal-Mart, Whole Foods and Food Lion to seek
the farmer is risking. You’re investing in groceries. Although exclusively Jewish co- nearby suppliers. If an eco-conscious consumer
something that could or could not work, ops are hard to find, many food co-ops sell can go to the nearest chain supermarket and
depending on the weather. You have to kosher products, in addition to natural and buy affordable organic products and local
deal with that there are going to be losses. organic items, at a reduced price for members. produce, will there be a need for co-ops and
You have to get past that to appreciate For Jews outside of cities with major Jewish CSAs in the future?
the benefits. There are weeks when there populations, this can be a valuable resource. Mary Keltner, a resident of rural
isn’t any rain and he’ll tell us nothing was Jewish co-op members in some cities band Kentucky, used to belong to a food co-op.
growing. Or too much rain at one time. together several times a year to order a large Every month, co-op members ordered organic
You’re so used to going to the grocery store amount of kosher products for delivery. products—produce and dairy, frozen and fresh
and getting whatever you want whenever Even in a richly Jewish city like Philadelphia, —for delivery. Now that Kroger and Wal-
you want.” which has kosher stores, the Weaver’s Way Co-op Mart are in town and offer organic products,
However, she still recommends joining, exists as a resource for challah, kosher poultry the co-op is a thing of the past.
“to appreciate how difficult it is to grow and Jewish holiday products. “This was started because there wasn’t any
things, how it works, how much better fresh “You see members wishing each other gut health food store or organic food around. Now
produce tastes; it’s not shipped in from Texas yontif and gut shabbos,” said Jon McGoran, that has changed,” Keltner explained.
or California or Argentina; to support local Weaver’s Way communications manager. Only time will tell if commercial grocers
farms because without them, all of our food In Brooklyn, members of the Park will stick to this buying habit or go back
is going to be grown in factories. It’s a really Slope Co-op are as culturally diverse as the to their old ways. Perhaps the demand for
powerful message that we can grow these neighborhood, and by no means exclusively organic products will mature—or perhaps
things, and can have food that tastes good Jewish. Yet the co-op has a Kosher Committee it will fizzle out.
and is grown here.” to handle the purchasing and repackaging But for now, the ideas are fresh—and
Savoie adds that by participating in the of organic kosher chicken and other kosher hopefully the food is too.
CSA, one practices many Jewish values, such foods that are bought in bulk, including
as guarding and respecting the earth, and nuts, dried fruits, spices and loose teas. Natasha Rosenstock is a writer living in
tikkun olam. The committee decides whether and how Washington, DC.

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the Death of Eco-Kosher
ethics on the table
Leah Koenig

by Avital Aronowitz

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magine a bag of potato chips. We’re talking salty, savory organic string beans flown from Guatemala to New York and wrapped
potato chips that beg for a sandwich and dill pickle. On the in three layers of plastic on top of a Styrofoam container.
bottom-right corner of the package, a small OU symbol For some Jews, the ideas behind eco-kashrut has greatly influenced
proclaims the chips kosher, meaning they were processed the way they think about and purchase food. In 2004, Hazon (the
and packaged in accordance to Jewish dietary laws. What the bag organization for which I work), created the first Jewish Community-
doesn’t say is that the potatoes used to make these chips were grown Supported Agriculture (CSA) program, called Tuv Ha’Aretz. CSA
using synthetic pesticides. They were picked by migrant Mexican connects local, organic farmers with urban and suburban Jews who
workers who were paid less than a living wage. Once picked, they pre-purchase an entire season’s worth of the farmer’s produce. The
were fried in trans-fat oils which make chips taste great, but are linked farmer benefits from a stable market of pre-paid customers. The
to increased heart disease. So here’s the million-dollar question: are members benefit from weekly deliveries of organic, locally-grown
the chips actually kosher? produce delivered to their synagogue or JCC.
Beginning with the Torah’s prohibitions on certain animals and Tuv Ha’Aretz, which will be in 10 communities across the country
eating customs (primarily in Leviticus 11 and Deuteronomy 14), and and Israel in 2007, builds upon the CSA model by using it as a platform
continuing with the deliberations of the Talmudic and post-Talmudic for innovative education and community building around issues of
Rabbis, the Jewish tradition has a long history of figuring out what
is “fit” (the literal meaning of kosher) for Jews to eat.
More recently, some contemporary Jews have started asking if
their food is not only kosher, but “eco-kosher”. Originally coined by WHY JOIN A CO-OP?
Rabbi Zalman Schachter-Shalomi in the late 1970s, eco-kashrut asks 1
the question: can food really be fit for Jewish consumption if it harms Know where your fruits and vegetables come from and how they are grown.
individual health, weakens community, or damages the earth? 2
In his book, “Down to Earth Judaism: Food, Sex, Money, and the Buy nutritious food for much less than you’re spending now.
3
Rest of Life,” Rabbi Arthur Waskow writes, “What if, by eco-kosher
Have access to foods from all over the world.
we mean a broader sense of good everyday practice that draws on the
4
wellsprings of Jewish wisdom and tradition about the relationships Support local farmers.
between human beings and the earth?” It is hard to imagine, given 5
these criteria, that the bag of potato chips would be eco-kosher. Neither Help the environment and be an eater, rather than a passive consumer.
would eggs from hens raised in battery cages nor, perhaps less obviously,

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1
It’s good for the farmer because it puts local purchasing power behind his or
Jewish Telegraph Agency writer Sue Fishkoff quotes Orthodox
her produce.
2
Union Rabbi Menachem Genack, as saying “The Orthodox
It’s good for you and your family because healthy organic food is available Union…ultimately decided that its mandate is simply to provide
consistently. certification of what’s kosher according to halachah, not what’s
3 ‘healthy’ or ‘ethical.”
Competitive prices. Coming from the leading Orthodox kosher certifier, the
4 possibility for change within the system seems pretty dismal. But
Reframes what it means to keep kosher in a more meaningful way. on a grassroots level, it is becoming increasingly possible for both
5 traditionally observant, as well as non- or alternatively observant
Provides an educational component between the community and farm,
Jews to fully eat their values.
strengthening the community as a whole.
In addition to Tuv Ha’Aretz, meat and poultry company,
Wise Kosher, is “doubly certified,” both kosher and organic. New
York City resident Simon Feil is creating a meat co-op, Kosher
WHY NOT JOIN A CSA? Conscience, which offers customers chicken and beef that was
humanely raised and slaughtered by a certified kosher shochet
1
I would be committed every week and we may or may not be around enough
(butcher). And the Conservative Movement recently announced
to use all the produce. its intention to create an ethical kosher certification that takes
2 workers rights into account.
I wouldn’t know in advance what I would be receiving and there may be weeks Savage remains hopeful that the tide may shift for the
where we don’t like the majority of the items. Orthodox Union as well. “I think that in 50 years, it’s possible
3 that an OU stamp of approval will not only mean that the animal
The quality of the produce is excellent, but I can get almost as fresh at a was shechted in the proper way, but that it was treated ethically
farmers’ market and I am only getting what I want and the amount that I
during its lifetime.”
need.
For the sake of the chickens, as well as the sake of Jewish
4
The need to pick up the share at a set time, and at a set location, which can
tradition, I hope he’s right.
sometimes be inconvenient (or I simply forget).
5 Leah Koenig works for Hazon (www.hazon.org), running their Community-
The feeling that I lose in spontaneity—for instance if I see an item at the Suppor ted Agriculture Program, Tuv Ha’Aretz, and writing for their new
store or farmer’s market that looks really good and want to try it—but I don’t blog, The Jew and the Carrot (www.jcarrot.org). She is also an assistant
because I have enough produce at home through the CSA. editor at Zeek (www.zeek.net).

Adding the prefix “eco”


inherently positions ethical
health and sustainability. One explicit goal of Tuv Ha’Aretz is to
encourage the Jewish community to think more deeply and broadly food issues outside of the
about what it means to keep kosher. That said, Hazon Executive Director
Nigel Savage would not define the program as eco-kosher. Why? mainstream conversation
“I propose that we entirely stop using the word eco-kosher,” Savage
argued at a recent Hazon-sponsored conference on the intersection around kashrut. Proponents
of Jews, Food, and Contemporary Life. This was a gutsy statement,
considering the conference participants included some of eco-kosher’s of traditional kashrut, as
primary advocates. Adding the prefix “eco,” he suggested, inherently
positions ethical food issues outside of the mainstream conversation
well as the kashrut industry,
around kashrut. Proponents of traditional kashrut, as well as the
kashrut industry, can simply write off ethical considerations as not
can simply write off ethical
their concern. considerations as not of
Savage suggests that Jews remove the notion that humane
treatment of animals, locally-grown food, or fair labor practices are their concern.
“eco,” and instead directly challenge the kashrut industry, since many
of these underlying issues are central to Jewish tradition. But will the
industry listen, or maintain that kashrut and social ethics are simply
different categories?

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“J eden revisited
ewish Farmer” might sound like the beginning
of a joke, but what we forget is that ancient
Israel was, by most accounts, a largely agrarian
society. Biblical Judaism revolved around today’s jewish farmers
agriculture and the seasons, and most ancient Jews—our
ancestors—were Jewish farmers. Simon Feil
What we also don’t realize is that Jewish farming is
back and in a big way.
Like most comebacks, there’s been a re-branding.
The difference with Jewish farming is that the changes
are anything but cosmetic. Ancient Israelites were farmers
of necessity; not so the Jewish farmers of today, most of
whom chose farming as an expression of a particular set
of values, a particularly post-modern luxury. Back in the
Land of Israel, inhabitants were farmers who happened to
be Jewish. In contrast, many of today’s farmers are Jews
who choose that lifestyle as an expression of their religion.
While their backgrounds might be as varied as the crops
they grow, they share the search for greater meaning in their
Judaism through farming.
The sign at the entrance to “Adamah,” a Jewish
Environmental Fellowship Center nestled in rural
Connecticut, contains the following passage from the rabbinic by Avital Aronowitz
literature knows as the Midrash:
internalized the potential relationship between myself [and] Judaism,”
The Holy One, blessed be He, from the beginning of the creation of the said Adamah alum Robert Friedman.
world, was occupied before all else with planting. As it is written, “And This echoes what many Adamah-niks, even those from observant
the Lord God planted a garden in Eden” (Gen. 2:8) , and so shall you. backgrounds, express.
When you first enter the land you should first occupy yourselves with “Farming, especially in a Jewish context like Adamah, has
nothing else but planting, as it is written, “And when you shall come into helped me clarify how I practice Judaism,” said Rachel Krieger, who
the land and plant any tree for eating.” attended day school for most of her life. “Through farming I have
(Lev. 19:23) Leviticus Rabbah 25:1-2. definitely become more ‘observant’…. observant of Shabbat and
chagim [holidays], yes. And also more observant of nature’s cycles
“Adamah,” meaning “earth” in Hebrew, is housed at the Isabella and seasons, and of my own senses, too.”
Freedman Jewish Retreat Center, and serves as a training program Farming has also helped her redefine her Jewish identity.
for Jewish 20-somethings who want to integrate “organic farming, “I have some friends who call themselves ‘Earthodox,’ and I can
sustainable living, Jewish learning, teaching, and contemplative definitely identify with that.”
spiritual practice” into their daily lives. A Jewish farmer with a different focus, Rabbi Shmuel Simenowitz
“At its core, Jewish farming is informed by the essential Torah of Sweet Whisper Farms, makes maple syrup in Vermont. A “post-
principle which teaches that humans do not own the land but rather denominational Torah Jew with chassidic sensibilities” dressed in full
serve as stewards of God’s earth,” said Shamu Sadeh, Adamah’s program Chassidic garb, R’ Shmuel strikes a different chord with respect to his
director. He is referring to two verses in Genesis, which state, “And relationship to observance and farming.
the Lord God took the man and placed him in the Garden of Eden, “We don’t merely live a Torah “lifestyle” which sounds like an
to till it and to tend it” (Gen. 2:15) and “God said to them…‘fill the L.A. lifestyle or a corporate lifestyle—our very lives are dedicated
Earth and subdue it and rule over…’” (Gen. 1:28). This last verse has to Torah,” he said. “As farmers, we’re just much more aware of the
been the cause of much discussion in the enviro-Jewish world, as the cycles and rhythms of life. I appreciate shabbos more since the week
correct reading or translation of the italicized portion is debated. involves physical and mental labor.”
Does “subdue” imply an iron-fisted, might makes right attitude, or a Like R’ Shmuel, today’s Jewish farmers come to till their soil
more benevolent, holistic approach? Adamah reads responsibility and from the entire spectrum of Judaism, to find meaning and peace
stewardship where a more traditional reading has rendered “subdue” from working the land. And as Mr. Sadeh explains, “to work with
with an almost military sensibility. the earth, with God—the creative force of the universe—is at once
For all of their Biblical exegesis and Midrashic quotes, few of humbling and awe inspiring.”
the “Adamah-niks” (as they are affectionately called) come from How many of us can say that about our daily routines?
traditionally observant backgrounds.
“I grew up where being Jewish meant reciting Sabbath prayers, Simon Feil is an actor/educator who has created Kosher Conscience, an
visiting Israel and being confirmed after many uninteresting years of ethical kosher meat co-op dedicated to infusing the laws of kashrut with the
Sunday School. It was only at the Adamah Fellowship when I first values of tsar baalei chayim, the prohibition of causing an animal pain.

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it’s not easy Cuisine with
being green a Conscience
The New York City temperature And both halacha and environmental People many things into account rounds to ensure that Tav-certified
dipped to 10 degrees. My son, practice require living with limits, when choosing a place to eat. They restaurants continue to meet the
daughter and I bundled out the accepting constraint and valuing the consider a restaurant’s ambiance, organization’s standards. Originally
door for the walk to school. larger communal good more than the quality of food served and the focused on Jerusalem, the Tav
“You’re a fanatic,” a neighbor the individual unit of the self. amount of money entrées cost. But initiative has expanded its reach
admonished. In halachic life, shared some people in Israel now consider to other major urban centers and
Living an environmentally observance helps people rediscover more than just aesthetics when kibbutzim throughout the country.
ethical life feels fanatical, or, you and commit to spirituality. In green choosing a place to eat, and a new Currently, there are close to 250
could say, a little orthodox. That’s living, people also need communal social seal of approval—the Tav eating establishments that boast
because halacha, the term used to practices to remain intimate with Chevrati, a mark of socially just a Tav seal.
refer to Jewish oral or traditional law, the environment. kashrut—helps them to do so. By creating the Tav Chevrati
and sustainable living have a lot in “Halachic living is a dance, Those who look for the Tav certification, Bema’aglei Tzedek
common. A relational psychoanalytic finding mutuality through the choice think about waitresses and busboys challenges Israelis to re-imagine
perspective—one that considers to be bound by limits,” Yammer in Israel, who barely eke out a living and refashion Israeli society on the
the connections between people said. Sustainability also dances despite working full days. principles of tzedek (social justice)
to be the building blocks of between limits and possibility, They might also consider the in addition to those of tzedaka
psychological organization—would between constraints and expanse. fact that it has become normative (charity). Currently, Israel prides
view both halacha and “green living” “It is hard to be modern and practice for Israeli employers, itself on having more welfare-
as interpersonal strategies to build halachic.” particularly in the country’s food- related non-profits per capita than
a better world. It is likewise hard to be service industry, to pay workers most countries in the Western
People have a natural drive to modern and green. Lights must less than minimum wage while world. While this fact could be
connect with God, or to a spirituality be turned off. Special bulbs have the government turns a blind eye, interpreted as a testament to the
that can contain their emergent to be purchased from out-of-the- assigning only 22 supervisors charitable spirit—the tzedaka—
identities. Halacha can provide a way vendors. Public transportation nationwide to uphold the rights of of private Israeli citizens, it
means of expressing that drive, and does not operate on one’s personal millions of workers. simultaneously implicates the State
fosters such a bond. People also clock. Organic produce deliveries Others who seek the Tav might of Israel with a lack of economic
have a natural drive to connect to often bear weeks of kale and keep in mind friends who are and social justice - tzedek. Indeed,
the earth, a life force that contains pears. If the secular world finds disabled, since most Israeli eating the more a given society is built
humanity’s destiny. Living green modern orthodoxy peculiar, how establishments lack ramps, wide on foundations of tzedek—i.e.
can give expression to that drive by might it react to individuals who entranceways and other forms of equitable opportunities for housing,
fulfilling a desire for unity with nature. use bamboo fiber sheets, or who accessibility. I picture the 700,000 employment and education – the
My colleague David Yammer, don’t use air conditioning—ever? or so Israelis with some type of less its inhabitants require acts of
a psychologist at a New York City Yet the more scientists discover disability or injury, and can’t help tzedaka. By compelling restaurant
day school, describes how halachic about the urgent threat of global wondering where they go when they proprietors to respect the rights
living can imply “an existential warming, the more our future want a cup of coffee or a night on of their workers and the dignity of
experience of truth.” rests in the shared observances of the town. disabled individuals, the Tav Chevrati
“People look for a system to sustainable living. Created less than three years hopes to shift the balance in Israeli
help them feel closer to that truth, That morning when my ago, the Tav is an initiative of the society away from a dependence on
closer to God, and to spirituality children and I walked to school, Israeli-based non-profit Bema’aglei tzedaka to a demand for tzedek.
through behaviors,” he said. the brisk wind bit our faces. A Tzedek, “Circles of Justice.” The For more information about
When I encounter people gust grabbed my daughter’s scarf certification—which is distributed to Bema’aglei Tzedek and a complete
drawn to green living, I note that and unwound it up into the sky. restaurants whether or not they are listing of the restaurants with
they seek environmental harmony’s We grabbed the tassels. “Come kosher in the traditional sense— the Tav Chevrati check out their
larger truth. back!” we encouraged. expands the classical definition of website: www.mtzedek.org.il
Yammer adds that children It seemed so natural, appro- kashrut to include ethical treatment
are ready to accept God, to an priately cold, and hopeful. of workers and a concern for people Dyonna Ginsburg
experience beyond themselves. When they arrived at school with disabilities. Upon completing her B.A. in
Similarly, children also have a that day, the children leapt up the In addition to average political science at Columbia
natural intuition towards steward- steps, their legs strong from all the restaurant-goers who insist that University, Dyonna Ginsburg
ship of the earth—but then society walking, their faces ruddy. Yes, I their favorite haunts adopt socially made Aliyah five years ago. She
intervenes. Peer pressure exerts a thought, hope is green. and economically responsible is currently living in Jerusalem
tremendous pull toward secular and policies, the Tav derives its strength and works in the field of nonprofit
materialistic living. The stewards of Susan Bodnar runs a private from Bema’aglei Tzedek’s ever- administration and fundraising,
the earth become the caretakers practice in psychology and widening grassroots network of having recently finished an M.A.
of merchandising. Consumerism psychoanalysis; is an adjunct volunteers. Every two to three in Jewish Education at Hebrew
that passes for authentic living faculty member at Teachers weeks, more than 30 volunteer University.
eschews the discomforts that College, Columbia University; works mashgichim, supervisors, make the
typically build character. with the William Alanson White
Religious observance can Institute, and The Stephen Mitchell
reconnect a person to God. Relational Center; and is assistant
Environmental practice repairs the editor at Psychoanalytic Dialogues.
human bond to nature’s spirituality.

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Not Just Kosher, Kosher Justice
The Conservative Movement of Judaism is working to create a “Tsedek Hechsher”—a social justice kashrut certification. Such a Hechsher will
ensure that, in addition to providing food that is certified as kosher, kosher food and meat processors are also protecting their workers’ health, safety
and security. In order to earn the certification, companies will have to prove that they are providing employees effective training and instruction, regular
on-the-job support, bilingual instruction when necessary, and maintaining safe working conditions. The need for “Tsedek Hechsher” became clear after
a May 2006 article in The Forward reported hazardous working conditions at AgriProcessors, Inc. in Postville, Iowa. This was not the first time public
attention was drawn to AgriProcessors; in February 2005, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) claimed to have video footage of cruel
and inhumane slaughters at AgriProcessors including practices that were not only illegal, but also against the rules of processing kosher meat.
Following the Forward article, the United Synagogue of Conservative Judaism and the Rabbinical Assembly sent a commission to tour the plant. The
commission found serious problems, including: insufficient training and safety procedures, the use of possibly unsafe chemicals, and unclean lunch
areas for employees. AgriProcessors is the largest kosher meatpacking plant in the U.S. Its alleged impingement on workers’ rights not only violates
Jewish law and values, but also jeopardizes kosher meat supply. While the commission reports that it is helping to implement reform at AgriProcessors,
the Conservative Movement’s “Tsedek Hechsher” initiative aims to prevent similar troubles in the future.

Miriam R. Haier
Babel
By Yehuda M. Hausman

And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened: That night Pharaoh had a vision:
Let every single man take up his staff, Pestilence deserves a better chance,
and stretch out his hand upon the waters, An opportunity to live peacefully with all creatures.
upon their streams, and upon their rivers, Let pestilence coexist with the camel, the cow,
upon their ponds, and upon all their The horse, the sheep and donkey,
gatherings of water, that they may become That every creature may live peacefully
free and democratic, like America. on my ranch.

Let freedom ring throughout the land, I believe in security, security for boils....
That it be on every tree and every stone. I believe in opportunity, equal opportunity for hail.
So every fish may live and every frog Let bombs of hail rain down from the sky.
might leap with hope, I command all grasses to stand beneath the rain,
To hop in every house, and in every All servants and livestock be left out in the open,
bedchamber, upon every bed, every oven, That they may be struck by shock
and in all kneading trays. awe and thunder.
So that a great sweetness may rise up and
waft through the land of Babel. Then Pharaoh declared:
I know we have made mistakes.
And Pharaoh’s heart was hardened: Miscalculations. Too much rain and thunder.
If you are not with us you are against us. But we must not let our soldiers go.
Lice must live throughout the land. What we need are locusts.
On every hair and piece of skin, They shall invade the country instead,
On every beast and every man, Every territory therein in thick multitudes.
Let freedom ring. Let freedom ring
Throughout the land. Let no grass or shrub or tree remain,
No place to hide for the wilderness men,
And Pharaoh pointed to the ground: No fruit or fowl for them to eat.
We must deal wisely with our enemies. Let darkness reign throughout Babel.
Let swarms of insects fill the sands,
The houses of government, And Pharaoh’s heart was very hard:
The homes of upstanding citizens. We need more soldiers,
We shall overcome. We shall overcome We need outstanding citizens.
The wilderness men. It is the highest sacrifice.
Let every firstborn be conscripted.
Let them find the wilderness men,
That we may eat the bread of freedom.
Let freedom ring. Let freedom ring
Throughout the land.

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paradigm shift
A Year in Service
a new rite of passage
Seth Garz

T
hink of the one question the largest number of self-identifying are loath to forestall their progress in academic fields may conduct
Jews would answer in the affirmative. “Do you believe in research in areas with direct social application, such as HIV or
divine revelation at Sinai?” is certainly not near the top of depression. Jewish high school graduates (particularly Israelis) who
the list. A more likely question might be, “Have you been already travel to the developing world in parts of South America and
bar/bat mitzvahed?” Thanks to birthright israel and Russian aliyah, “Have Asia after graduation, could perform service in these locations. Because
you ever visited Israel?” has certainly moved up the ranks recently, but is a YIS allows communities to define service for themselves, it would create
ridiculous question for the six million Jews who currently live in Israel. a platform for globally-minded, unaffiliated young Jews to explore
But what if we asked about the desire to do good in the world? the non-Jewish world through the lens of their Jewish identity, while
High esteem for social service may be one of the most virtuous common not excluding Jews from traditionally observant communities.
denominators among the Jewish people. And for a people so plagued Beyond strengthening Jewish peoplehood, social service provides
by dichotomy—secular vs. religious, Diaspora vs. Israel, particularism intrinsic value for the global community and the individual. Imagine
vs. universalism—a shared dedication to social service may be the key the social impact of tens of thousands of high school graduates spending
to enhancing the strength and relevance of Jewish peoplehood. an entire year dedicated to service. For the individual, the experience
Imagine if Jewish communities around the world shared the would facilitate personal growth, enhance social consciousness, and
expectation that, following the completion of high school or the help develop useful professional skills. Additionally, this movement
equivalent, Jewish youth across all denominations and religious of tens of thousands of young Jews around the world could enhance
backgrounds would spend a year engaged in social service. At the the perception of Jews in the non-Jewish world.
age when youth are first empowered to demonstrate their national The potential impact of the YIS concept, however, does not answer
citizenship through voting or military service, Jewish youth would be the obvious question: How can such a cultural transformation be
expected to affirm their Jewish citizenship by positively contributing accomplished? As we’ve seen, the bar mitzvah model for change provides
to communities of their choosing. This Jewish Year in Service (YIS) precedent, but non-Jewish movements can serve as models as well.
would constitute a new rite of passage—and the potential for its The Quaker community is well respected for its ethic of social service,
acceptance by the community can be seen in the revolutionary power and the and the Mormon community claims to currently have more
of the bar/bat mitzvah. than 40,000 19-26- year-olds serving in some 330 missions around
The bar mitzvah, in its ancient form, was composed of blessings the world.
said by a father to formally abdicate responsibility for a son’s fulfillment Unlike centrally organized programs, the YIS challenge is not
of the commandments. Beginning the Middle Ages, boys began to to coordinate the litany of Jewish organizations dedicated to social
mark the bar mitzvah around the age of thirteen by reading from service, but to diffuse the concept of a year of social service across the
the Torah in front of the congregation. In the early 20th century, network of Jewish people. However, the organized Jewish community
Reconstructionist Jews began to include girls in the rite of passage in is not necessarily supportive of this proposal.
response to the growth of egalitarian consciousness within broader When asked about the idea, Rabbi Haskel Lookstein, principal
society and among certain Jewish communities. The bat mitzvah, of Ramaz, the Orthodox day school on the affluent Upper East Side
subsequently, has spread throughout Jewish denominations, including of New York, was critical, suggesting that high school graduates
those that do not consider themselves egalitarian. Thus, there is a “should be completing their education and then devoting themselves

Imagine the social impact of tens of thousands of high school


graduates spending an entire year dedicated to service.
compelling precedent for innovating customs, including those based to chesed. If the completion of that education involves a year or two
on Jewish law, in the face of novel circumstances. of study at a Torah institution in Israel, so much the better. But, if
Unlike contemporary outreach initiatives practiced by Chabad not, they should get on with their university studies.” Noga Brenner
and birthright israel, YIS is not intended to bring unaffiliated Jews Samia, executive director of the advocacy group Kol Dor, explained
“back into the fold” of religious or Zionist tradition. Quite the opposite, some of the critical responses she heard while campaigning to establish
YIS provides common ground on which to renovate the concept of the Hebrew month of Cheshvan as a Jewish month of social action:
Jewish peoplehood. “Some people said ‘we do social action all year.’ Others said ‘Why
The initiative allows for the inclusion of vastly different Jewish one month? It needs to be one day.’” It is important to consider such
communities by broadly defining the concept of service. Students who challenges while developing the YIS idea.

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Would a year of service take away from
an individual’s commitment to his or her
Jewish community? Would forestalling full-
time Torah learning, academic studies, and
professional engagements inhibit the spiritual,
intellectual, and material development of the
Jewish nation? Many religious communities
send children to study Torah full-time in Israel
after high school—could dedication to Torah
study be combined with social service? Israelis
must serve in the Israeli military after high
school—could military service be considered
a form of social service? The range of questions
reflects the variety of communities that YIS
could potentially reach and the paradigm shift
that YIS represents.
But there is reason to believe that this idea
will take hold. Social service programming
is emerging as the next major theme in the
Jewish philanthropy world, and resources are
on the rise.
In December of 2006, through the new
Center for Leadership Initiatives, the Charles
& Lynn Schusterman Family Foundation
organized the Leading Up North winter break
trip for 500 young Jews to rebuild northern
Israel, in order to “reduce the distance between
Israel and the Diaspora and to model global
Jewish community.” One of Leading Up
North’s trip organizers was the Jewish Coalition
for Service. And, in June of 2006, Tel Aviv
University’s School of Government and Policy
organized a brainstorming workshop with a
veritable ‘Who’s Who’ of Jewish leaders from the
international development world to launch their
Tikkun Olam Project, which, according to the
subsequent policy paper, “seeks to significantly
increase Jewish involvement in humanitarian
and development assistance, making it a central
component of Jewish identity and Israel-world
Jewry relations.” As a quantitative indicator,
the budget of the American Jewish World
Service (AJWS), the largest Jewish international
development organization, has grown from
$2.1 million in 1998 to approximately $22.5
million in 2006.
As a new rite of passage, the Year in
Service offers a badly-needed mechanism for
affirming diverse forms of Jewish citizenship,
connecting Jews with other Jews and with
the tradition of service, while simultaneously
enhancing the relevance of the Jewish people
for the world. Will you encourage your peers
and children to participate?

Seth Garz can be found riding his bike through the


streets of Tel Aviv when he is not consulting on
China-related business and cultural projects.

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photoessay
clearing a path
leading up north
Eli Valley

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Immediately following the Lebanon-Israel War in the summer
of 2006, human rights groups and international aid agencies
converged on Northern Israel to aid communities that had been
subject to crimes against humanity. The University of California
at Berkeley sent a contingent of more than 500 human rights
activists to renovate bomb shelters and uproot dead trees.
Progressive luminaries such as Tony Judt and Noam Chomsky
marched hand-in-hand down the main thoroughfare in Metula,
chanting “No more imperialism! Iran and Syria out of Lebanon!”
before helping to dismantle undetonated bombs throughout
Northern Israel. Kofi Annan chained himself to a tree on a hill
overlooking Kiryat Shemona, vocally defying the “Party of God”
to stop committing crimes against humanity.

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Just kidding! Actually, not a single
international human rights group came to
Israel’s aid during or after the war crimes
perpetrated by Hizbullah. Instead came
a different kind of aid: over the course
of two weeks, 500 young Diaspora Jews
participated in this winter’s Leading Up
North service initiative, to help heal an
area ravaged by war.

One of the founding myths of Zionism


was that Israel would not only be a safe
haven for Jews, but that world Jewry
could rely on Israel to come to its rescue.
It went without saying that Israelis would
be able to take care of themselves
without physical assistance from the
Diaspora Untermenschen that Zion had
come to replace. But with Leading Up
North, Israel wasn’t aiding world Jewry;
world Jewry crossed the Mediterranean
to assist Israel.

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True, participants were not defusing bombs or paratrooping
behind enemy lines. And the program did not transform the
North into a utopian dreamscape. Indeed, some critics groused
that the program’s cost of $1.5 million, funded by the Charles
& Lynn Schusterman Family Foundation, could have been better
spent in more direct aid to Northern Israeli communities. But the
criticism misses the point: the purpose of Leading Up North was
to instill a tactile sense of shared experience and responsibility
between Jews in a trying period of Israeli—and, by extension,
Jewish—history. When Israelis suffer, all Jews suffer and it was
the collective responsibility to help heal the trauma.

Perhaps the most important contribution of Leading Up North was


the strengthening of the implicit bond between Diaspora Jews
and Israel, through the magic ingredient of service. Leading Up
North participants spent their days underground, in dilapidated
bomb shelters, and on the ground, amid the roots of trees in
burnt-out forests. Through service, they literally burrowed into
the ground of Israel—and, one might argue, into the substrata
of Jewish history and experience—to connect to a familiar and
yet not-too-familiar society that had been traumatized by war.

Eli Valley is the author of The Great Jewish Cities of Central


and Eastern Europe. He is currently finishing his first novel.

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reviews
books

Under the Hammer and Sickle


kosher in the ussr
Rachel Levy

M
y good friend Boris knows Moscow-born professor of Yiddish at the
his Soviet history inside University of Toronto, tries to analyze the
out. Whenever he travels Soviet Jewish culture that formed after the
back to the former Soviet Bolshevik Revolution in 1917. The Soviet
Union where he was born, he catches up on government that came to power enacted
months of deprivation of what he holds to policies to eliminate perceived injustices
be “proper” culture by attending the theater, from the tsarist regime and to turn its multi-
concerts and ballets night after night. When ethnic empire into a Soviet nation. Soviet
his visit in his native country is finished, he Jews were among the biggest beneficiaries of
returns to his new home in Amsterdam with these new policies. Old pre-revolutionary laws
a suitcase stuffed with Russian literature and that restricted Jews’ mobility and access to
music, because only Russian literature and education were eliminated; this change caused
music meet his standards of “decent cultural a social revolution, with Jews migrating, both
productions.” The other half of his suitcase is physically and metaphorically, to the centers
filled with Russian delicacies such as caviar of power in the cities. At the same time, the
and cuttle fish. government engaged in a cultural revolution
Boris would never dream of marrying a to create a new kind of Soviet Jew. In her new SOVIET AND KOSHER:
Gentile girl and the vast majority of his friends book, Shternshis tries to uncover the results of JEWISH POPULAR CULTURE
are Jewish. He attends shul on practically all this social and cultural revolution. In more than IN THE SOVIET UNION, 1923–1939
Jewish holidays. Yet, he does not believe God 100 in-depth interviews on three continents, by Anna Shternshis
exists and because he believes in the truths of conducted over four years, Shternsis tried to 252 PP, Indiana University Press,
astrology, makes his life decisions based on determine what being Jewish meant to those $24.95, 2006.
the position of the stars. who grew up in the Soviet Union.
But Boris is not alone in his beliefs—in The Bolsheviks were brazen when it
fact, it seems that many Russian Jews, who came to agitating against religion, but also By 1939, the Sovietization of the Jews
celebrate both Christmas and Chanukah, used religion when it suited their ideological was considered complete and the cultural
and reject even the basics of Jewish dietary goals. On Passover, Jews would gather to read campaigns were on the decline. The
laws eating pork and cuttle fish, are quite “red Haggadahs” in which the traditional changes within the Jewish community were
comfortable in their mode of Jewish life. But themes of slavery and freedom would be astonishing: urban centers now accounted
how did that come about? applied to the liberation from tsarist rule: for 86.9 percent of the historically provincial
In her new book, Anna Sternshis, a “This year a revolution here; next year—a community. From just 26 percent of Jews
world revolution!” As Shternshis argues, the declaring Russian to be their mother tongue
Bolsheviks essentially set up a parallel shtetl in 1926, the number had grown to 54 percent.
Many Russian Jews, who that preserved Jewish identity while convincing But as Shternshis points out, not all cultural
Jews that religious belief was not essential programs worked as planned; indeed, much
celebrate both Christmas to it. Rather than having Jewish children of the Bolshevik propaganda was interpreted
taught in Russian, authorities insisted that satirically, or plundered for information about
and Chanukah, and reject they attend special Yiddish-language schools. the religion it criticized. By combining careful
even the basics of Jewish Hundreds of synagogues were shut down, readings of newspapers, leaflets, songs and
many of them transformed into clubhouses scripts with interviews of 225 people born
dietary laws eating pork where former congregants were inculcated between 1906 and 1930, Shternshis clearly
with a new set of beliefs. Local and visiting shows how the reception of Soviet propaganda
and cuttle fish, are quite theatrical performances became the center of differed from the intended purpose.
rural Jewish life; among the odder practices In the end, the harnessing of Jewish
comfortable in their mode Shternshis describes were elaborate mock trials ritual for Soviet ends seems to have backfired.
of Jewish life. in which everything from literary heroes to
Jewish holidays (the Sabbath, Yom Kippur)
Regardless of the anti-religious message Soviet
efforts attempted to communicate, the fact
were put on the stand. that they were still geared toward a Jewish

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audience helped to keep a Jewish identity intact for further re ading
in traditionally religious areas. The hundreds
of thousands of Jews flocking to the cities
had to cobble together an identity by other
means. As the younger generation rejected
tough jews
their parents’ lifestyle and insisted, almost
defiantly, on speaking Russian, their sources of
information about Jewish culture dwindled to
the output of sympathetic propaganda about the fierce provocations of the Jewish Defense
Jews—films, books, songs—that was aimed League (JDL). Halevi’s tale sifts through
at reducing anti-Semitism. Paradoxically, as his motivations in recounting the appeals of
Shternshis demonstrates in one of her more Rabbi Meir Kahane, and describing how he
provocative arguments, it was largely through became a part of the JDL—and why he left.
this propaganda directed at Gentiles that many The author, who became an activist in the
urban Jews re-conceptualized their secular Student Struggle for Soviet Jewry while just
Soviet Jewish identity. Which brings us back Pioneer Jews: A New Life in the Far West a boy living in Brooklyn, resembled many
to Boris and his cuttle fish who, in spite of the by Harriet and Fred Rochlin 1960s radicals, shifting restlessly as the decade
Soviets’ best efforts, would still never marry 272 PP, Houghton Mif flin, $30, 2000. progressed. Even as he questions his violent
a non-Jewish girl. past, the sharpness of Halevi’s words cut
Confronting extreme weather was just the start deeply, fashioning a true examination of his
Rachel Levy is a freelance journalist and editor for of it—Jewish pioneers in the West were met place in the modern world.
publications in Holland, America, and Israel. with hardships unknown and unimagined
by their European cousins and their brethren
in crowded East Coast cities. Hostile Native
Americans and the rigors of frontier life
turned these pioneers into tough Jews. And
still, removed from Old World rituals and
biases, many settlers found success, starting
dry-goods companies and blue-jeans empires.
In this book, Harriet and Fred Rochlin give
us wonderful, insightful anecdotes about the
difficulties these trailblazers faced, like Denver Emma Lazarus: Selected Poems
couples who had to plan their weddings far and Other Writings
in advance—in order to guarantee use of the by Emma Lazarus
city’s single chuppah. 364 PP, Broadview Press, $21.95, 2002.

Lazarus is perennially known as the author of


the poem inscribed on the Statue of Liberty:
The Dream of the Poem: Hebrew Poetry
“Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled
from Muslim and Christian Spain, 950-1492
masses yearning to breathe free.” But the
by Peter Cole
forceful humanism of those bold lines also
576 PP, Princeton University Press, $24.95, 2007.
infuses the rest of her work.

The Dream of the Poem gives English-speakers a Born to an assimilated family in 1849, her
unique oppor tunity to explore Sephardic poetr y discovery of Jewish history and literature—
written in medieval Spain. The anthology includes Memoirs of a Jewish Extremist: spurred by her activism on behalf of Russian
about four hundred poems by fifty-four authors, An American Story refugees—earned Lazarus her place as the first
making it an essential source of Hebrew literature by Yossi Klein Halevi important American Jewish poet. The poems
and Jewish histor y. Translated, edited and 248 PP, Little Brown, $22.95, 1995. in Songs of a Semite passionately defend the
introduced by Peter Cole, the volume also features dignity of an oppressed people, presenting
an historical introduction, author biographies and In this straightforward autobiography, America as the land of Jewish freedom: in
notes. The full original poems in Hebrew can be journalist Yossi Klein Halevi brings to life “1492,” she links the expulsion from Spain
found on the Princeton University Press website, the turbulent undercurrents sweeping young with the discovery of the New World, where
press.princeton.edu. Jews to the fringe in post-Holocaust America. “Falls each ancient barrier that the art / Of
Beset by mirages of ‘Holocausts-on-the-verge,’ race or creed or rank devised, to rear / Grim
searching for a spiritual home in a changing bulwarked hatred between heart and heart!”
world, Halevi channels his adolescent rage into

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The Book of Judith
Judith Beheading Holofernes
painting by Caravaggio

A Jewish contemporary of Boadicea, Judith was best-known for wreaking havoc


on the enemies of the Jews—specifically, the invading general Holofernes, who
quite literally loses his head in her honeytrap. Don’t be deterred by words like
epigrapha and pseudopigrapha: The Book of Judith is a gripping read for all
post-feminist Jewish women, men, and anyone seeking a good dose of in-your-
face heroism. Want to save the kingdom of Judea? Check her out.

Tough Jews: Fathers, Sons, Witness


and Gangster Dreams by Ruth Gruber
by Rich Cohen 288 PP, Schocken, $27.50, 2007.
304 PP, Random House, $13.95, 1999.
When we say tough, we mean gutsy. A force of
Meyer Lansky. Bugsy Siegel. Louis Lepke, the nature. In Witness, Ruth Gruber shows us not
self-effacing mastermind of Murder, Inc. Red only her own daring adventures, but also new
Levine, the Orthodox hit man who refused to insights into some of the most dramatic events
kill on the Sabbath. Abe “Kid Twist” Reles, of the last century. Among the photographs
who looked like a mama’s boy but once buried and essays included are Gruber’s account
a rival alive. These are the looming figures of of Exodus, the ship which, in 1947, tried to
the Jewish mob, and Rich Cohen traces their deliver 4,500 Jewish refugees—including 600
steps from the candy stores of Brownsville to orphans to Israel. When it was attacked by
the clubhouses of the Lower East Side. Cohen five British destroyers and a cruiser, the Exodus
gleans his sharply witty stories from research, refugees fought back with potatoes, sticks, and
government documents, and mostly, oral cans of kosher meat to plant their feet on
histories—his father grew up on New York Israel’s soil. More than tough—that’s simply
City streets where Jewish gangsters controlled inspiring.
the neighborhoods with muscle and moxie.
You can practically hear the rattle of gunfire Rebecca Bebe Leicht
and screeching tires.

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tv

Curb Your Identity


larry david’s laundry
Bezalel Stern

David is still probably best In the season finale, David finds out that
known for his work as the driving he may not be Jewish after all. In a typically
force behind the hit series Seinfeld, hilarious arc, David discovers that he’s been
which dominated American pop- adopted, and that his birth parents, whom he
culture in the mid-’90s. Seinfeld’s assumed were Brooklyn Jews named Cohen,
narrative revolved around the Jewish are actually Arizona WASPS named Kan.
comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his David’s realization causes him to experience
three purportedly non-Jewish but a startling transformation. All his neuroses
very Jewish-like friends. While in fall away like water from Teflon. Formerly
its beginnings, Seinfeld skirted the a shabbily dresser, he takes to wearing stiff
issue of its obvious Jewishness, in its suits covering bright, friendly vests. Indeed,
later (and better) seasons, the show
dealt with such Jewishly-inflected
themes as shiksappeal, the laws of Curb Your Enthusiasm

kashrut (in order to get back at a Executive Producer Larry David

kosher-keeping woman, George HBO

feeds her lobster), and, of course, the


age-old question of what to do when
everyone other than your Jewish the man’s entire personality changes.
self is celebrating Christmas (“A Formerly a whining crank, David becomes
festivus for the rest of us”). an indefatigably cheerful man.
by Avital Aronowitz David did not truly peak, Watching the clearly Jewish man lose

A
however, either creatively or in himself in the revelry—or, to be blunt, the
merican Jews have been his exploration of Jewish themes, until his utter carelessness that the true Jew can never
exploring different modes creation of the magnificent HBO series Curb experience—is both fantastic and somehow
of interaction with their Your Enthusiasm, in which David plays a depressing. Fantastic, because David, who so
gentile neighbors since the character—Larry David—strikingly similar clearly is a Jew (and discovers at the end of
establishment of the Republic. Historians to David himself. But even Curb, which goes the season that he has been a Jew all along),
and philosophers, scholars and critics have so much further than Seinfeld in directly so wants, so needs this acceptance into a
pontificated on the meaning of American addressing themes of Jewishness, only truly community he never truly knew he missed
Judaism practically since the moment the dealt with the issue of being an American until he had the chance to experience it.
first Jews landed in New Amsterdam, more Jew recently. In the fifth season of Curb, Depressing, for the same reason: David has
than 350 years ago. the startled viewer is treated to such Jewish no possibility of attaining this revelry as a
It should come of no surprise then, that wisdom as a lecture on shkias hachamah—the Jew, and he knows it.
one of our greatest contemporary thinkers setting of the sun, after which, according to After David learns he really is Jewish,
would focus on the question of American the Rabbinic experts who wrote the episode the real David kills the fictional David off.
Jewish identity. I am speaking, of course, of (and other, Talmudic Rabbis), a man may He is sent to a heaven in which all of the

It should come of no surprise then, that one of our greatest


contemporary thinkers would focus on the question of American Jewish
identity. I am speaking, of course, of the comedian Larry David.
the comedian Larry David. David has recently, not be alone with a woman who is not his characters—both the actors themselves and
in his own style—both highly imitated and wife. There is also a recitation of the laws of the characters they play—are Jews. Everyone
decidedly inimitable—created works that have kashrut, and an explanation of how to make from Marilyn Monroe (who famously had a
probed incessantly at these questions. vessels pure (bury them in dirt). Reform conversion; if David’s heaven is

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Jewish, it isn’t Orthodox) to his nagging of a Salesman. For his part, Cohen literally cultural identity of the three men is not
Jewish mother is there to meet him. That all morphs himself into various alter-egos: the something that is imposed externally. David
of the characters in David’s heaven are Jewish gay Austrian; the British pseudo-gangsta; the is the creator of his own show—he doesn’t
is never explicitly mentioned, but it is surely Kazakh reporter. But both, just as inarguably, need to make his character Jewish. Except,
more than coincidence. David’s character, who are fundamentally Jewish. Hoffman’s role of of course, he does. Just as Seinfeld would
tried so hard to live the life of the American Bernie Focker in Meet the Parents is that of the have been a failure had its star ignored his
and discard the life of the Jew, is hounded by ultimate stereotypical Jew: wimpy, sex-starved, Jewishness, David realizes that his creation
his Jewishness not simply in life, but also in ridiculously analytical and emotionally an is believable and funny because of his Jewish
death. Indeed, when he shows up to the pearly open book. Cohen, even given the anti- baggage. Without the frenzied and neurotic
gates, he is met by two men, his guardian Semitic swagger of his character Borat, is history of his religion, his comedic persona
angels, played by Dustin Hoffman and Sacha clearly obsessed with Judaism. would ring false. True, David will always
Baron Cohen. David’s choice, then, of the two landsmen be the neurotic outsider. But it is not the
In a sense, these two men, Hoffman as his guides to the Jewish heaven was goyim who ultimately reject him. It is
and Cohen, represent the fading present particularly apt. Both represent everything David himself.
and the rising future of Jewish comedy. Both they want to be, that they superbly present
Hoffman and Cohen can and should be seen themselves as being, but that they ultimately Bezalel Stern is a freelance writer and journalist
as Everymen. Hoffman has played the most cannot let themselves become. The simple fact based in New York. In his spare time, he studies
universal of roles: from Benjamin Braddock of their own Jewish identity disallows it. law at Columbia University.
in The Graduate to Willy Loman in Death Of course, the shared religious and

film

beyond wonderful
art comes home
Benjamin Hanau

...a reality check on everyday life away from the headlines.

A
rt-house films. Foreign films. “independent movie about what it’s really What a Wonderful Place is part of a new
Festival films. No-budget like.” Whether it matters to the viewer, wave in movies: lots of different characters,
films that deal with reality, though, is another question. Those movies, seemingly living their own little lives, but
real people, real issues. We while pertinent to the filmmaker, might be whose stories intersect at one point or another
always go see them, scared to find out which vacuous to a broader audience. Worse, they add in the script (Crash, Babel, 21 Grams). What
of two possible genres it will reflect: boring to the pool of so-called artsy movies, in which makes this film stand out within this new
and pretentious, or smart and to the point? the few actual gems get lost and diluted. genre is that its many stories take place within a
When you think about it, there’s nothing That’s why audiences should be reassured small Negev town. It allows the film to exploit
hard about making a movie today: anyone when they enter the theater to watch What a this exotic and under-used location, and to
with a camera and a computer can Wonderful Place (Eize Makom Nifla), directed show how varied life can be today in a place
gather a few friends, shoot them in the by Israeli filmmaker Eyal Halfon. Initial bad that was once a desert.
neighborhood and present the result as an lighting, awkward camera movements and iffy There, we follow a group of young Russian
acting didn’t promise much, but focusing on women who were promised a good life in Israel.
the background—the Negev landscape—the But the reality is different: Once they cross the
what a wonderful place dialogues in Hebrew should be enough to make border illegally and immigrate, they have to
by Eyal Halfon viewers feel comfortable, if not win them over. prostitute themselves to earn a living and pay
104 min, 2005 And as characters develop, the story shows its most of their revenue to their boss (really, a
depth, and the director’s vision becomes clear. pimp). It is soon clear that their status is more

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the ater
or less that of slaves. Taking care of them is
Franco, a middle-aged man with gambling reality check
issues. He is drawn to one of the girls, Jana, and
takes her under a protective wing. A parallel when personal becomes public
story introduces us to Zeltser, an unhappily
married moshavnik who manages his ranch Lonnie Schwartz
with the help of Thai workers. A myriad of
characters of all ages and nationalities join the
fray, as they strive to make it though their days
without slamming into the obstacles inherent
in the Israeli status quo.
The strength of this movie is not in its
technicality, but the depth of its characters
and story. It shows us Israeli men as we’ve
never seen them before: unsure of themselves,
troubled, and even overweight. It deals with
an issue often overlooked: the conditions
immigrants live in and the quasi-slave status
Israeli society assigns them. This movie
complicates the national identity of Israel and
its citizens. To the pioneers and visionaries,
it adds a few villains; to perpetual war and
economic meltdown, it offers a reality check
on everyday life away from the headlines.
But more than the story as a whole, what
can really be enjoyed are small moments, full
of truths and tenderness: a young Russian
woman who, after months of struggling in by Avital Aronowitz

D
Tel Aviv, is one day stuck in traffic and realizes
she still hasn’t seen the sea; a Filipino couple rama is the one literary form primarily upon Corrie’s first-hand experiences
trying to show courage and strength when never intended to remain on of specific incidents, leaving the audience with
confronting a mob boss; the moshavnik the page. When a playwright no more than a fragmented, keyhole-sized
realizing he enjoys his evenings a lot more composes a dramatic work it window into a tremendously complex and
drinking beer with his Thai workers than is a means toward live performance, a conduit multi-faceted struggle.
listening to his wife. Such moments are empty toward physical enactment for an audience We meet Corrie at home, in Olympia,
of false artistic pretension. whom—the playwright hopes­—will afterward Washington. Her bedroom is cluttered with
Throughout the movie, one aspect of contemplate and discuss it. But what happens clothing and books in a manner that suggests
Israeli society is never mentioned: war. Nor when the text in question was never intended to character rather than laziness. She is funny
do any Arab faces appear on screen. This break be a work of theater? My Name is Rachel Corrie, and personable, a girl inclined to naming
from the current state of Middle-East affairs which ran at the Minetta Lane Theater this fall, is neighborhood cats and making lists of the
reminds viewers that Israeli life is not just essentially a play without a playwright. The text artists she would like to “hang out” with in
about dodging bullets and bombers, but about is an amalgamation of letters, emails and journal eternity. Her walls are plastered with posters,
the daily struggles of a diverse population. entries by a Washington State resident turned postcards and photos of people and things that
Perhaps when What a Wonderful Place screens Palestinian, activist killed by an Israeli tank in have affected her, and the areas unadorned
in festivals around the world, audiences will March 2003 in the Gaza town of Rafah. are painted a deep red, a shade she likens
see this movie as a reflection of the complexity The problem with a play basing its entire to “carnage.” The bedroom is a metonym
of 21st-century globalization in a country not text on one girl’s real thoughts, words and of Corrie’s character: quirky, inspired and
unlike their own and understand, for once, decisions is that one ends up judging not passionate. We like her already.
that Israel, a “wonderful place,” is a lot more Corrie the character but Corrie the individual. Corrie’s language indicates an evident
than meets the eye—or than what we see on Because the whole script is composed of either precociousness, and both actresses who
the nightly news. Corrie’s ruminations to herself or letters to brought her character to life during the New
those close to her, and because her character York run—Megan Dodds and Bree Elrod
Benjamin Hanau is a producer and editor for an is the only one onstage for the duration of the —imbue her words with an articulateness that
independent production company in Brooklyn. performance, the play is predictably small is self-assured while never haughty. We learn
He’s French on his ID, but his hear t belongs in New in scope. The information we gain about of Corrie’s desire to investigate what happens
York and Israel. He loves to watch movies, write the Palestinian/Israeli conflict—the axis on the other side of American foreign policy,
about movies and may just make one someday. around which the play revolves—is based and, in a matter of minutes, we see her pack up

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her bedroom and set off for the Middle East Iraq war and the U.S. government’s foibles they were. But since the creators controlled
—a region about whose history, politics and therein. It incorporates quotations from real- the editing, tone and structure of the piece,
culture she lacks the knowledge base one needs life politicos while weaving in fictional language the work runs the risk of becoming a means
before taking on a socio-political mission. Nor to imagine our public figures in their private toward their own political argument.
does she mention any intention to research the moments. This “real-life” play works because the The production of My Name is Rachel
Palestinian/Israeli conflict before traveling to synthesis of documented statements and crafted Corrie has no current plans for touring, and
Gaza. Did Rickman and Viner assume this dialogue composes an artistic medley where we perhaps this time apart from performance will
information would be superfluous? Did they recognize the semblance of life while retaining allow for a reassessment of the work amongst its
leave out details deliberately? the awareness that what we see is fabricated. creative team. Despite the stylistic excellence of
In Gaza, Corrie organizes protests, Not so with Corrie, which begs us to see the production as well as the eloquence of the
connects with Palestinian families and it “as it was.” Co-editor Katherine Viner has language, there is a stark manipulation at work
documents her impressions in a pocket said that the play can “stand on its own” with in using the personal expressions of someone
notebook. Eventually, the keyhole through no outside knowledge of the Palestinian/Israeli who can no longer speak for herself to argue a
which Corrie experiences the Palestinian/ conflict. “We realized that we didn’t need to global polemic. Theatrical performance is, most
Israeli conflict becomes the lens through which be playwrights,” she stated. “We just needed often, the culmination of rewriting, reworking
the audience perceives the situation. Corrie’s to edit Rachel’s words…Rachel could tell the and re-crafting. It is wholeheartedly removed
final moments are depicted in the voiceover of story on her own.” Yet Corrie presumably never from the spontaneously jotted notes in the
a fellow activist describing the tank that killed intended to publish her journals, nor did she diary of a girl who is searching to understand
Corrie en route to a Palestinian home she was likely expect her e-mail conversations to serve her place.
trying to physically protect. In the eyes of the as polemic for the Palestinian cause to a room
witness, the tank driver knew “absolutely that of theatergoers. Viner and co-creator (and Lonnie Schwartz is PresenTense’s Theater Critic.
she was there.” And so it is left. director) Alan Rickman no doubt expected She is currently pursuing her MFA in Dramaturgy and
At several points during the play, Corrie audiences to be as moved by Corrie’s story as Script Development at Columbia University.
verbally attacks the Israeli military for bulldozing
homes in Gaza, but she never questions why
the bulldozers were there in the first place. If
she had, she might have learned that the Israel
Defense Force specifically targets the homes of
terrorists and suicide bombers. Are innocent
Palestinians affected in this retaliation? Without
a doubt. But such strategies, based on Israel’s
need for self-defense, do not merit Corrie’s
labeling Israel’s military policies as evil—her
exact word. Were she a playwright, the use of
so strong a word could be a rhetorical device
in the crafting of a character; said candidly
by a girl out of her element, it simply makes
her appear misinformed. This is not to say
that writers should shy away from incendiary
and challenging work. But we must be clear
that art—even when it imitates life—is not
life, and should not be reflected upon as such.
Our judgment of fictional characters and their
opinions is incomparable to our judgment of real
individuals. In an interview with Alan Rickman
by the Royal Court, the director expressed, “My
biggest challenge was that Rachel’s words were
not written to be staged.” Exactly.
It is unusual to see plays where the entire
text is based on an individual’s thoughts. Several
shows base their text on the words and ideas
of one individual, though typically writer and
actor are one and the same. This is the case
with writer/performers like Lisa Kron, Billy
Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg. David Hare’s
Stuff Happens, staged last year at the Public
Theater in New York City, depicts the current

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music

Matthue Roth

Klezmatics group Ta-Shma group


Wonder Wheel album Come Listen album
The Klezmatics’ Wonder Wheel (winner of Ta-Shma is a supergroup of sorts—Hasidic
this year’s Grammy for Best Contempo- MC and beatboxer Chunah Silverman, pre-
rary World Music Album) consists of viously best known for freestyling on every
twelve songs with new music composed corner of Crown Heights with anyone, at
from lyrics left behind by Woody Guthrie, any time, combines his talents with Men-
the godfather of American folk music. This achem Shapiro, another Chabad Hasid and
concept’s been tried before, in Mermaid “C.H.” scenester, and the production team
Avenue and Mermaid Avenue II, a pair of of Twelve Tribes, a hip-hop beatmaking
similarly-premised albums released in 1998 by Billy Bragg and Wil- outfit best known for their work on Matisyahu’s first album. The re-
co. Wilco and Bragg might have seemed like odd choices to carry on sult of their collaboration is Come Listen, a primer in Hasidic hip-hop
Guthrie’s legacy—one’s barely American, the other is barely folk— and a mash-up of programmed beats and traditional Jewish songs like
but the albums were a success critically and commercially, selling “Woman of Valor” and the Alter Rebbe’s wordless song, or niggun.
more copies than any of Guthrie’s albums ever had. Now the Klez- The album’s opener, “Revolution,” starts with Shapiro and
matics try the same experiment. Does it work? Sort of. Silverman singing an original niggun a capella—a melding of two
The opening song, “Come When I Call You,” sets Guthrie’s musical terms (respectively, “a slow, meditative Hasidic dirge” and
words to a rollicking, sea-shanty rhythm, a little haunting and more “singing without instrumental accompaniment”) which are not
than a little old-school. Lead singer Lorin Sklamberg’s vocals are commonly found in contemporary hip-hop. A deep, concentrated
note-perfect, and the whole group seems determined to make every beat drops in, and before you know it, Shapiro and Silverman are
minute of Wonder Wheel worth listening to. “Gonna Get Through going crazy over the music, spitting verses and trading rhymes while
This World” is eerie and sad; “Mermaid’s Avenue” swings in a way imploring listeners to “promise to be loyal and faithful” and “it’s not
that we always imagined the ’20s did (circa the TV show Brooklyn advice, it’s your life / tomorrow is permanent.”
Bridge, or Neil Simon-induced movies). The album features the expected cameos by fellow Hasidic scene
But everything feels a little too perfect. Till We Outnumber staples Matisyahu, who does his not-exactly-singing, not-exactly-
’Em, Ani Difranco’s Guthrie tribute featuring Bruce Springsteen, rapping shtick, and up-and-coming Boro Park M.C. Y-Love, who rips
the Indigo Girls, and others, felt largely unrehearsed—just folks it up with a song-stealing appearance on “Journeys.” Less expected
on acoustic guitars singing old Guthrie songs by heart. On Wonder is clarinetist Andy Statman’s appearance on two songs; along with
Wheel, everything feels too polished, the lyrics treated with too much several sampled Chabad nigguns and Ta-Shma’s uplifting, crowd-
care—as though every moment has been meticulously planned. friendly lyrics, Statman’s participation transforms from just another
Guthrie and longtime collaborator Pete Seeger were famous appropriation of culture-specific music into a bona fide approbation
for abducting other people’s songs and adding their own verses; you on an existing form of cultural music.
won’t find any of that here. The lyrics make Guthrie’s Mermaid Avenue If there’s one major fault to the album, it’s that some tracks suffer
hangout feel like a jolly, clean place, not the lowbrow, working- from fuzzy production, and some of the songs—“Shine,” “Return
class rumble of a party that it probably was. Songs like “Headdy Home,” “Jacob’s Ladder”—overdo the resonant themes of spiritual
Down” and “Goin’ Away to Sea” are sanitized and polished, the awakening, clinging to G-d, and the need for love. But, hell, it’s about
arrangements so perfect that they feel hollow, despite the Klezmatics’ time somebody said it.
best intentions. These are songs written about sailors and soldiers and Ta-Shma is a group that could only come out of a place like
penniless drunks, not Broadway theater-goers and armchair-klezmer Crown Heights—and, if Shapiro and Silverman keep doing their
Upper East Side yuppies. thing on the stage and in the streets, they could offer the neighborhood
But there’s a lot about Wonder Wheel that’s undeniably good. its best chance toward a much-needed multiracial dialogue and
The Klezmatics make these songs their own, putting klezmer violin understanding.
segues and step-dancing rhythms in places where they shouldn’t fit,
but always do. The clarinet-and-violin jams are executed masterfully, Matthue Roth is a writer and per formance poet whose first novel, Never Mind
in a way that makes every moment feel like a Coney Island carnival the Goldbergs, just came out in paperback. Matthue also writes for Bitch
sideshow. Not like the voice of the streets, but a voice to take us away Magazine, Zero, and the San Francisco Bay Guardian, and reads a lot of comic
from them. Maybe, even, like Woody would’ve wanted. books. He and his wife live in Chicago.

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music

on the horizon
new artists
Ben Brofman and Miriam R. Haier

Ever dreamt you were in synagogue, and Musician, percussionist, and penny-whistler,
not only were you naked, but Frank Zappa, Shmuel Perkel is constantly working to
or maybe Tom Waits, was your cantor? Well, engage others in the arts. A native of South
after hearing Sway Machinery you just might. Africa who divides his time between New
While much amazing, new Jewish music is York and Israel, he sees music as a universal
spiked with references to Jewish themes, means of education and expression—one
stories, and melodies, Sway Machinery is that is often lacking in schools.
jazzy, punk-infused Judaic music, grounded In Spring 2006, he created Musical
in ancient scriptural liturgy, advanced on a platform of modern musical IQ, an interactive and educational music program for children of all
idiom. The New York-based quintet of vocalist and guitarist Jeremiah ages. Central to the program is The Drum Tales workshop, where
Lockwood and drummer Tomer Tzur, joined by the Afro-beat horns participants are each given a drum (often handmade and imported
of Antibalas, aims to create music that forges an emotional connection from an African country), and encouraged to play as part of a musical
to a modern mythology. Codenamed Hidden Melodies of the Jews narrative. The workshops often focus on Jewish holiday stories, like
of New York City, this sound is grounded in the deep roots of Ashkenazic Hanukkah, Purim, and Pesach.
Jewish spiritual music, based on the arrangements of Lockwood’s “Musical IQ is all about creativity. It’s about opening up one’s
grandfather and teacher, renowned cantor Jacob Konigsberg. With creativity through music and art,” he said.
a powerful rendition of “Shalom Aleichem,” possessed by the ghost Additional Musical IQ workshops include Percussion Playground
of Fela Kuti, the ensemble has been barnstorming New York and (percussion and rhythm), MusIQ (tone, melody, and harmony), Moyo
Europe with snowballing success. Along with grooving melodies (dance and movement), and Quilt (fine arts and crafts).
provided by Stuart Bogie (tenor sax) and Jordan McLean (trumpet) Perkel brings his programs to schools and camps in the U.S.,
listeners will be roused by a rich hard-bop and Mid-Eastern backbeat South Africa, and Israel, and took them on the road as part of a
via the novel rhythmic pairing of Tzur’s Israeli drums with the stalwart “Sunshine Summer Tour” last year.
Colin Stetson on bass—saxophone that is. If American music is an Miriam R. Haier
outgrowth of the blues, and Jewish music an outgrowth of chazzanut,
then Sway Machinery is a perfectly wild blend of both and everything
after; melding tunes of jazz, rock, klezmer, punk, and Israeli folk with
funky nigguns.
Ben Brofman

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DJ Handler
on each of the eight nights of Hanukkah (with
the exception of Shabbat). It was a pretty
portrait of an artist
hefty solo undertaking. “There were nights
were I was expected to produce one event, dj Deborah Fishman
at another, and photograph another.” This
took timing and coordination, as dj handler
arranged for djs to sub for him when he was what exactly Sephardic music is or should
otherwise occupied and factored in the time it be. Nor did the artists themselves have to be
would take him to run back and forth between Sephardic. “There were a lot of Ashkenazi
clubs in time to do what was needed. “I guess people playing in the festival what they see
I have a lot of energy,” he said. as Sephardic music,” dj handler said. And as
But rather than focus on his own for creating a mash-up between a Yemenite
performances, dj handler prefers to highlight cantorial piece and a hip-hop beat, “it’s tricky
the diversity of the events and artists , who to make it subtle,” he says.
often play together onstage. The most recent Dj handler’s work has not gone unnoticed,
festival featured “Hip Hop Sulha” at B.B. and SMF fans are calling for similar shows in
King’s, with acts Hadag Nachash, Saz, Yuri other cities, particularly on the west coast.
Lane, Y-Love, Omar (N.O.M.A.D.S.), Ragtop Currently, dj handler is convinced that New
(the Philistines), and Jake Break as well as dj York is the best possible festival venue, largely
handler himself. because of the proximity of its innumerable
“All these great performers were on the musicians. “Jewish, not Jewish—musicians
same stage,” he marveled. “Their backgrounds live in New York,” he said.
could not have been more different, and the Dj handler’s inspiration for the festival—
way they interpreted hip-hop on stage was and his primary connection with Sephardic
drastically different, but it worked. Hadag music—came from his grandparents’ Yemenite
Nachash balanced party vibes with more synagogue in Ramat Gan. Dj handler was
political views all over a fun live hip-hop funk hypnotized by the Sephardic Shabbat service,
band. Then you had Saz rhyming over Arabic traditionally based on variations on a single tune.
hip-hop beats about his life as an Arab Israeli. “The whole thing is very meditative. You really
Then Y-Love took the stage with religious and get into a zone,” he said, “a meditative state that
by Avital Aronowitz political views that bridged the two groups, makes you feel more spiritual and connected

H
and then you have Yuri Lane depicting the to something that rarely happens.”
is mother is Yemenite, his father’s situation and hoping to relate both sides with Dj handler began his career as the hip-
of Eastern European descent, he’s equal pathos and all through the art of spoken hop and jazz director for the University of
soon to marry into the Chabad word and beat-boxing.” Maryland radio station, where he developed
tradition and he runs a Sephardic Another festival highlight was “Women his fan base. Since then, he has been
music festival single-handedly. Meet Erez, of Tzadik,” a performance featuring Basya recognized by numerous publications and
a.k.a. dj handler, the 26-year-old who delivers Schechter, Jewlia Eisenberg and Ayelet Rose radio stations for his vision and creativity.
a fluid kaleidoscope of sounds as diverse as Gottlieb, which was also a personal favorite of dj When not orchestrating the SMF, dj handler
his own background. handler’s. “Jewlia did a one woman-show with runs Modular Mood Records, an independent
Despite the current popularity of Jewish visuals and sound effects. Ayelet Rose Gottlieb’s record label that produces hip-hop, rock and
music, dj handler laments that Sephardic music show was a sextet with backup singers and klezmer-jazz bands. He also spins parties in
flies below the radar for too many American elegant choreography involving a multicolored and around New York City. He said his favorite
Jews. “The majority of American Jews put the tapestry, wrapping Ayelet with the tapestry part of being a dj is providing transitions by
focus on Eastern European Jewish music,” he during the songs. Basya Schechter closed the playing between sets or between bands.
notes, pointing to most Jewish music festivals show with her Queen’s Dominion project, a For dj handler, it’s all about sharing his
and articles about Jewish music to illustrate beautiful collaboration with Santur player Alan style of musical fusion with the world. And
his conviction. His personal answer is the Kushan. It was very theatrical,” he said. In for the artists and fans readying themselves for
Sephardic Music Festival, with its mission of addition to nightly concerts, the festival offered SMF ‘07—that’s music to their ears.
giving people “the opportunity to learn and programs such as the Sephardic Scholarship
enjoy this rich, sensual tradition that has the Series at Makor, which discussed, in dj handler’s Deborah Fishman is a recent graduate of Princeton
power to make hips shake and souls soar.” The words, “where the roots started, where it’s at University, where she was a News Editor for the
second installment took place in December now, [and] keeping the music alive.” Daily Princetonian. She currently works for the
2006 and showcased Mizrahi, Yemenite and To embrace the full miscellany of American Zionist Movement and lives with her
Ladino grooves, presenting at least one party Sephardic music, the festival avoided defining husband in New Jersey.

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The Crispiness of Compromise
persian dill rice with limas (polo sabzi)
Miriam Segura

G
rowing up in Los Angeles, a
community with a considerable
Iranian-Jewish population, I
had my first taste of the many
sublime varieties of polo at the buffet of a lavish
Persian wedding. My favorite was the polo sabzi,
a pretty dish gaily adorned with dill and lima
beans, the bright and muted greens contrasting
with the golden, turmeric-scented rice, and, of
course, the shatteringly crisp tadig on the top of
the platter. The ambitious home cook who tries
to replicate this wedding classic at home will find
that there is more than a spurious connection
between a good marriage and good rice. The
intricate mechanics of Persian rice recipes
contain valuable lessons for any relationship.
by Avital Aronowitz
All of the polo recipes, whether made
by a wedding caterer or a housewife, follow tendency, allowing the cooking properties at this critical interface, however, creates a
the same basic principle. White basmati of both liquids to integrate harmoniously. crispy delicacy that only serves to sharpen the
rice, thoroughly rinsed and par-cooked, The seasonings add endless variety, and old saw that the way to your beloved’s heart
is mounded into a steaming hot oil-water spice up the nourishing but otherwise plain is through his/her stomach. While a pot of
mixture at the bottom of a heavy pot. The oil rice, preventing boredom. The cooking rice rice might not be the answer to all of your
crisps the bottom of the rice, forming the tadig requires constant attention and monitoring relationship woes, the attention and loving
layer, and the water bubbles up into steam that lest the bottom burn. care symbolized by cooking for your loved
ensures that every grain is tender. Mixing oil The Vilna Gaon on the Aggadic portion ones certainly can’t hurt.
and water and heat usually results in spatters, of Berakhot 56b notes that a pot is a symbol of
burns and chaos. However, just like in a good productive harmony. In order to make peace Miriam Segura is a Biotechnologist, a Foodie, and
argument, where equal measures of listening between fire and water, even your best cast-iron a Talmudist. Catch her trademark variety of cute
and talking prevent hurt feelings, using equal Le Creuset will have to suffer a little blackening snark at www.hungr yhungr yhippogirl.blogspot.com.
amounts of oil and water mitigates this chaotic and burning. A skillful interposition of rice

Dead in. The sages admonish, Isn’t it forbidden to end sentences with prepositions? Strunk & White The weight of Torah. How much does a Torah weigh? A rabbi once said, Torah is the weight of all that
says yes. Although many contemporary authorities have approved prepositions at the end of sentences, was and all that will be, plus the expectations of one’s parents. Countered a parent, we don’t want to be
many still cling to the ancient tradition. a burden, do what you think is best, as long as you’re happy.
All Jews. Who is a Jew? birthright Israel says, one Jewish parent. Orthodox Jews say, if the womb is Nes, a miracle. What is a miracle? The Orthodox say, every aspect of our lives is a miracle, from the time
Jewish, so is the baby. Mel Gibson says, police officers who cite him for DWI. we get up in the morning until we go to sleep. The Conservative say, life is a miracle but our choices are
The word itself. What does the word sound like? Some say, it is like ‘blah.’ Others say, it reminds us of our own. The Reform say tikkun olam is our chance to create our own miracles. The Vatican countered,
the second plague visited upon the Egyptians. it is not a miracle unless we so declare it.
The Talmud. The Oral Law, made up of the Temporarily based. How many years makes
Mishnah and the Gemara. a “temporary” dwelling? Existentialists say, all
Accessible to everyone. Doesn’t open accessibility dwellings are temporary, because life is temporary.
also open the document to error? Bill Gates says, Singles columnists say, while everything is
“404 File Not Found.” temporary, a dwelling is temporary until it
Springtime crocuses. Some people say, what of becomes a home filled with love. Parents say, even
regions in which the frozen tundra prevents the if you are evicted from your apartment, you will

TwO JEws,
sprouting of flowers, even in spring? And others always have a home with us.
reply, this is not meant to be literal, but is a general Enhance. What parts of religious or social
reference to the springtime season, whatever the institutions require enhancement? Synagogue
actual impact to flora and fauna; rabbis say, it is written: “Our house is a house of
New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. Non-
dwellers inquire, And what of the other cities?
Demographers note, not just in these three cities,
but in any city containing a strong Jewish
ThrEE blOgs prayer, and so it will be called among the nations.”
The twentysomethings and thirtysomethings were
sought but could not be reached for comment.
But PresenTense Magazine has written, Because
population. current institutional structures do not permit
Morphing into ‘the People of the Blog.’ People our generation to flourish—we need to create
have asked, will the advent of blogging obviate spaces, in print, online and in-person, to carry
the need for traditional journalism? Others have on the conversation.
asked, what of books? Have they no place in the Generation Tech. Said the professors of media
Jewish future? The answer is complex, and is studies, What is Generation Tech? Is it Generation
debated by experts in other places. As it is written Two Jews, three opinions. That’s the shul I wouldn’t be caught dead in. I don’t X or Generation Y? Wired Magazine replied,
in the book of Yul Brynner, “so it shall be written, X+Y=Tech, as it is written, “Those who have
and so it shall be done.” ‘hold by’ that rabbi. With a plethora of voices and myriad opportunities for MySpace or Facebook accounts, or who engage in
Spiritual seekers. Entertainment Tonight asks, self-expression and dissent, blogging is the perfect venue for Jews with something text messaging.” And if the parents should ask,
who is considered a spiritual seeker? The National to say. (Which means, of course, all Jews.) what is the difference between text messaging and
Enquirer says, If the embrace of spirituality is According to the Pew Internet Study, eight million American adults have started instant messaging, the children will respond,
intended to deflect attention from their bomb of blogs. But for many (62 percent of the Internet-using population, according to the LOL.
a movie career, they are not considered seekers. Conference on Jewish student identity. A third
Rabbi Boteach says, Kabbalah for the sake of career survey), blogging is still something foreign and feared; perhaps the word itself conference will take place in March 2007.
is not Kabbalah. sounds too journalistically informal, or conveys the perception that blog access Limited number. Some people meet their
requires advanced technology. But after overcoming initial hesitations, Jews are spouses and cease their blogging. But others who
discovering the endless potential of blogging. Perhaps it’s because the format, in meet via blogging go on to blog together in joint
which multiple opinions create an open conversation on a central text, already exists in the Jewish literary experience...it’s blogs about how much they love each other. Other
couples say, that’s so sweet. And singles say, if you’ll
called the Talmud. excuse me, I have to go hurl.
Sacrilegious as it might seem, realistically, it’s not much of a stretch. If the Talmud were being compiled today, instead of Blogger parties. The sages recall: there once was
separate Babylonian and Jerusalem versions, we would likely have one Big Blog edition, a living document, constantly evolving in New York a blogger party at which bloggers
through international, interdenominational discussion. No longer the private domain of rabbis and sages, this contemporary wore stickers with funny phrases on them as
Talmud would be accessible to everyone. conversation pieces. And it came to pass that one
blogger wore her sticker—which read “I take
Where little Jewish life exists, blogs sprout like springtime crocuses, in metropolitan centers like New York, Los Angeles money from homeless people”—on her shirt for
and Chicago. Where Jewish living thrives, so does Jewish blogging. From every denominational position, every new blogger the entire train ride from Murray Hill back to
has a pulpit and a congregation. The face of Jewish identity and the nature of community itself is changing. ‘The People of the Upper West Side.
the Book’ are morphing into ‘the People of the Blog’. Anonymous. The rabbis say, anonymity is
Today’s spiritual seekers, rabbis, students, and the average Joe Jew are also reaching out through blogging, seeking deception, as it is written, “I am God.” As God
identifies Godself, so should we identify ourselves.
community and spiritual connection. “Some people write with searing honesty about why they rejected Orthodoxy, others But there are other rabbis who say, God is sometimes
about why they embraced it. Others write about their courtships, their losses, their journeys, their love,” says blogger Rabbi hidden, as it is said, “I am that I am.” Another
Neil Fleischmann. When she posted about lifting the Torah during a prayer service, Karen Perolman, a first-year-rabbinical rabbi points out, we learn from the Book of Esther
student in Jerusalem, recalls that she “really felt the weight of Torah and the weight I was going to carry my whole life as a that sometimes God is even more hidden. As God’s
Jewish professional. When I read my old posts, I can see how much my Jewish identity has changed.” name does not appear in the megillah, sometimes
our names must be hidden in order to achieve
Blogging has become the great equalizer, celebrating individuality and creating connections between the ostensibly dissimilar. miracles.
For Orthodox screenwriter Robert Avrech, a self-proclaimed “hermit by nature,” the blog suddenly expanded his social horizons. Beit Hillel/Beit Shammai. Two opposing houses
“For the first time in my life, I have close friends who are Reform Jews, Conservative Jews, atheist Jews, and many deeply of Jewish thought in the Talmudic era.
religious Christians who read and comment. This is all something of a nes, a miracle.” Words are powerful. As the cliché says, “the pen
“The more I looked around online, the more I found out about Judaism that I had no idea existed,” says YoYenta’s thirty- is mightier than the sword.” As the writer says,
“The word is mighty, and words can wound. Still,
something Jessica Leigh, temporarily based in the San Francisco Bay area. “After reading so much about what I don’t know, opposite a sword, a smart writer would probably
what I don’t practice, all the references and Hebrew quotations that I don’t get, I feel inclined to become more observant.” prefer another sword.”
Especially in areas lacking a centralized, accessible Jewish community, Jews turn to the Internet for a personalized Judaism The conversation continues. Beyond the
that they design themselves, a la carte and online. “While blogs themselves won’t replace religious or social institutions, they original document, as the editors of PresenTense
can do much to enhance them,” says Oklahoma-based technology consultant Simon Fleischmann, 35, of Up-Load.com. “As have said, the articles are just the beginning
of the conversation—the real goal is to create
the Internet continues to grow, the use of blogs, and other community-builders like podcasts and online forums, will only multiple opportunities for young Jews to connect,
expand in influence,” he predicts. as we continue to converse on the issues that are
On the college campus, life happens on the Internet. Through LiveJournals, MySpace, Friendster blogs, and message boards, important to our generation.
students pursue connection and community. And Jewish innovators are jumping on the campus blogwagon, using online
communities to access the minds, hearts, and Jewish souls of Generation Tech.
Southern California’s Beach Hillel runs an active online community featuring blogs, podcasts, and bulletin boards, has several MySpace profiles, and in 2005, launched
a conference on Jewish student identity, with co-sponsorship from group blog Jewlicious (for which, full disclosure, I am also a contributor). The 2006 conference
drew 350 participants from more than 40 schools: Jews from all over the political, religious, and creative map. And because the conference sprouted from blog roots,
post-conference discussion has flourished online, through blog posts, Flickr picture sharing, and MySpace recollections.
So far, there are a limited number of documented cases of bloggers who have met their spouses online. But there is an expectation of connection—reading someone’s
writings provides a more solid foundation than meeting someone at a party or even online dating. Group blogs like Jewschool and Jewlicious, whose team members live
in different geographical locations, spend so much time together online that the relationship often translates extremely well into offline reality. When bloggers travel,
meetings with local bloggers are de rigeur and transition to bigger blogger parties, where people are introduced by bloghandle (“I’m Esther-JDaters Anonymous”) and
where loyal readers and fellow bloggers can meet the people behind the posts.
For those exploring Jewish identity, the option of anonymity is often a major draw. But others reject disguise. As Rabbi Fleischmann puts it, “By being myself I feel
that I truly connect with people to a much greater degree than if I was completely anonymous.”
Connection. Identity. Community. Self-expression. All of these are the goals of those who participate in the blogculture. But sometimes, these goals create conflict...turf
wars can happen quicker than you can say “Beit Hillel versus Beit Shammai.” Once the gloves are off, leader loyalties are tested. Interblog conflicts utilize PhotoShopped
images and text to engage rivals in everything from good-natured kidding to near-libelous reputation-skewering.
Perhaps blog conflicts teach readers and commenters an important lesson: words are powerful, and once you send them out into the world, you cannot get them back.
Or perhaps the lesson will go unheard and unheeded. Time will tell, but the Jblogosphere will surely be there to record it all—with posts and comments galore—as the
conversation continues.

Original and commentary text by Esther D. Kustanowitz

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1 In a 4-quart Dutch oven, place 2 cups frozen lima beans in enough
water or broth to cover. Add a generous shaking of turmeric, and 1
tsp salt. Bring to a boil and cook until tender but still firm. Drain,
reserving the cooking liquid.
2 In a colander, thoroughly wash 1-1 1/4 cups white basmati rice
under cool running water, rinsing until the water runs clear to remove
external starch.
3 Add rinsed rice to the reserved cooking liquid, which should cover
the rice by an inch; add more water if needed. Add a bit more turmeric.
Cover and bring to a boil, then drain in a colander.
4 Add the cooked limas to the drained, par-cooked rice, along with
up to 1/2 a cup of dried dill. Toss together gently until combined. Set
aside.
5 Add enough of a neutral oil (like canola or soybean) to cover the
bottom of the Dutch oven. Heat on a medium flame, and add an equal
quantity of water. Cover with lid, and let the oil/water come to a boil.
Pour half of the oil/water mixture into a bowl and reserve.
6 Lightly mound the rice mixture in the pot in a cone-shaped pile.
Poke a few holes in the pile with a fork to allow steam to permeate
the rice. Cover, turning to medium high heat, until the rice begins to
give off steam. Pour the reserved oil-water mixture over the rice pile.
Carefully fold a kitchen towel into a square slightly larger than the
mouth of the pot and place on top. Cover the towel and pot tightly
with the pot lid. Checking by smell to ensure that the rice is not
burning, simmer at medium-to-low heat for 20 minutes or slightly
longer for maximum crispiness.

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Until You Don’t Know
Charlie Buckholtz

O
n the fifth day, Esther put on
royal apparel and stood in the
inner court of the king’s palace,
facing the king’s palace, while
the king was sitting in his royal throne room.

She was sitting at her special little table,


signing books—I don’t know if I am going
to be able to explain this. One of the big
bookstores, the chains; she had just given a
reading to a rowdy roomful of New Yorkers.
I had not yet eaten, though The Fast of Esther
had officially ended.
Her reading had begun before sunset, in
the hardest, purest moments of the fast, the
time of prayer. Was she performing at the end
of a foodless, drinkless day? Had she brought
something to snack on after it got dark, a water
bottle in the covey of the lectern?
Had she fasted at all?
I arrived in the middle of her vivacious
Q&A that made everyone proud. Star bat-
mitzvah girl in miniskirt, silk blouse and slight,
game figure. A breast pin gleamed wincingly
as she spoke.
“Whenever I get questions about my
religious practice, what I always tell people
is I’m a pretty observant Jew, but I’m a very
observant writer.”
Big laughter, swelling of applause.
I couldn’t see her. Standing-room only,
musky with shtetl pride, less a bookstore than
a family reunion complete with the requisite
spectrum of aunts and uncles you are vaguely
afraid of but don’t know why.
I knew her brother-in-law.
We shared a rabbi. the jawline. I pictured myself leaning close, nestling experience, sitting at my computer . . .”
I positioned myself at a gap between my head in the crevice of her neck, resting my “Stop coughing on me! I don’t want to
bookshelves, by a middle-aged woman with face on the fleshy pillow of her shoulder. get sick from you!”
just-going-gray hair. She reminded me of the “Don’t cough on me! Shhhhhhh!” I had coughed again. It was a nervous
females on my mother’s side of the family: stocky She stared at me with eyes like bloody habit!
and fair, planted stubbornly in her spot. An aunt egg whites. “I turned away to cough. I coughed over
who took a different route to get here, lost in the True, I had coughed; my latest tick, a there. This place is crowded. If you want more
smoke of some forgotten genealogy. recent habit formed by pressures on the job. space you should move.”
I strained to see, swaying on my feet, almost “I don’t think of myself as an ‘Orthodox I was ready to take a bite out of her face.
brushing against her. With static electricity, I could Writer.’ I don’t think of myself as a ‘Jewish Understand, this was a time in my life.
not only see but also feel the shimmering rows of Writer,’ or a ‘Woman Writer’ or a ‘Young Writer.’ “Why are you standing so close to me?
blond down that padded her broad red cheeks at At the end of the day, it’s just me, with my life You can’t see her.” (She had a kind of pervasive

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nervous twitch you could not isolate to a body One year out of college, two or three tops: read a lukewarm review of that novel and heard
part.) “I don’t want you breathing on me. I we’re the shit-rats, the slaves. Come early, leave the same from friends I trusted; my own brief
don’t want to get sick from you. And you keep late, sleep in the office two or three times a week. gloss confirmed those reports. But I also have
making all these noises.” Hoard away money to put ourselves through dreams (stretched threadbare from caffeine at
But Esther still did not reveal her kindred or B-school. Who gets a life outside of work, much three a.m., at my desk on private files with secret
her people, for Esther obeyed Mordechai’s bidding, less a festival day, a Day of Rest 25 hours/week passwords) of a shall we say literary nature. Story
as she had done growing up in his home. on the clock? titles, character names, fragments, vignettes;

A new starting point:


from this pure good
intention my life
would begin.

by Stephanie Shelan

I come in Saturday at the first three stars, bits of language strung together in a losing
I’d left work early under the pretense of stay through late Sunday night to make it up. effort to remind myself that I am in fact more
going to shul, which I almost, actually, never But tonight was Purim. Not that I was than the sum of the day’s gross.
do. Once I went every day; that lasted a year. planning to go to shul. It was all an excuse Granted she had a few extra years, a
Some attribute it to religious conviction, but I to see her. publishing head-start, but still how many
don’t know if that’s something that comes and of us were there? We shared a universe of
goes. Friday afternoons on the short days of background. We could be a support network
winter I am out by two or three, but even then Wise beyond her years. for each other, talking Jewish from our unique
it’s under the cloud of hostility, the umbrella But wait—do I really care this much writerly perspective. She could introduce me to
of shame. Ushered out by goyish colleagues’ about her? I have not read a word she’s written. others of our ilk—broad-minded souls who saw
quick, begrudging Seeya-laters, coreligionists’ Correction: I read a few lines of her second book not contradiction but strong lines of currency
low caustic Shabbat-Shaloms. and put it down to go do something else. I’d connecting creativity, appreciation of holiness,

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respect for tradition—whom I trusted were out a mustache. Thin and wiry, almost pubic, with I wandered over to a display on Jewish
there but had not yet personally met. Meanwhile, the same unsettling (but misplaced) appeal. authors, three concentric squares against a
our vital dialogue and expanding community Standing out in jarring contrast against what gridded metal stand. The perimeter had the
would revive the passion for Yiddishkeit and for was otherwise olive-skin perfection. most recent releases and reissues of the Jewish
life that God help me I know I once had, and I wanted to love it but managed only to Old Guard: Ozick, Malamud, Bellow et. al.
then didn’t, and in the meantime had been too become increasingly repulsed. Just the books, with little stenciled author
baffled and paralyzed even to look for. Also: thick tufts of arm hair that seemed name tags running above. The second square
A kind of prayer. Dear God, help me to to grow darker as I knew her more. (I began featured first- and second-books gathered under
grow up. To grow. To be a grownup. to feel intimidated, outmanned.) the heading, “PostModern Orthodox: The New
A new starting point: from this pure good And finally: the wispy tendrils, two or Jewish Writers.” Here, each book was crowned
intention my life would begin. three of them, that swirled around each broad by a small glossy author photo, and a cleverly
nipple. “Dammit!” Hagit would say when they provocative author quote.
snagged in my teeth like floss. “Are you trying The center square occupied itself entirely
The line for signatures swirled into to pluck me?” with the three-book oeuvre of tonight’s celebrity
shape, clusters of Jews effusively shmoozing, “Is that done?” guest, with photos and quotes tastefully wedged
me thumbing the pockets of my jeans while “It’s a good thing I’m not falling in love among the crevices. As a whole, her section’s
scanning the crowd as if looking for someone. with you.” busy layout conveyed a buzz of youthful
Seeing women, only women, infinite variations I’d look up with two big eyes. industry, of sincerity and humor and zeal. A
on a handful of Jewish types. Most dominant “What?” she said. “Are you falling in love cute girl about my age—I took her for a grad
the ruddy Russo-Poles, a tepid generation or with me?” student—thumbed through books, read the
two from the Motherland, brown curly hair still I wanted to, it seemed I could and even backs, turned them over in her hand. She was
thick as twine and frizzed out in frenetic humid should have, my life might have blossomed the kind I usually liked: light brown wavy hair,
halos. Straight from the Pale, no amount of out in wondrous unknowable ways. But that if cut fairly short, cheeks stained a permanent
higher education/urban sophistication sufficient darkness—so viscerally disturbing; that lush pink flush.
to squelch the sensual aura of hand-skinned extra measure of fur. Too much, too different. I thumbed through a perimeter paperback,
chickens, peeled potatoes, gutted fish. It stopped me then and has stopped me some new translation of Isaac Babel. She wore
From this pool I was blessed with three ever since. long sleeves and a past-the-knee skirt, possible
sisters and a mother and over my high-school The king extended to Esther the golden scepter indicators of religious observance. She had
and college years plucked a small handful he had in his hand, and Esther approached and Abby’s green eyes, Shayna’s full, active lips and
of amazing playmates. Soulmates, lovers, touched the tip of the scepter. was built like Emily, athletically top-heavy. That
sisters, opponents, tormentors, victims, easy warmth; I could already feel it starting.
friends; movers-in, ubiquitous shapers of my She flipped through the celebrated reader’s
soul, presently forging lives for themselves The line had mostly evolved against the most recent novel, hip-looking hardcover,
throughout the country and world without the wall into a purposeful organism. I found I big-name house.
benefit or apparent need of my assistance. was standing alone in a space almost empty, I pored over the publishing history of
Abby, Victorian lit. aficionado, Ph.D. industrious Bookstore People scurrying around Babel’s Collected Stories.
track at a mid-level southeastern college. me, folding and stacking chairs. “D’you read that?” I shocked myself by
Emily, married to a rabbi upstate. I didn’t own any of her books and was saying. First the fact of my own voice, then the
Shayna, in her village studio, dancing by not about to lay out the cash to buy one. I echo, answering-machine pale.
day and waitressing by night. stood watching her as she settled in for an But she did not seem to take it as an
Sephardi women peppered the crowd, indefinite span of brief personable interactions intrusion. In fact, she barely even looked up
angular, exotic. Them I have learned to love from with strangers. Chatting away, energetically when she said, “Nope, but I’ve heard . . .” as if we
a distance. I had girlfriend, a former Yemenite, pleasant, exuding charisma like a protective already were in the middle of a conversation.
Hagit, the one woman I can accurately say I shell. Full ruddy chipmunk cheeks, big white “Nope, but I’ve heard that it’s good,” she
‘dated.’ We ate ice cream at night, went to smile, short dark bob. Thin, with a silk short- said. “If you ask me it’s kind of hard to believe
college plays and dances and tracked the local sleeved button-down—untucked—that slid it could be as good as everybody says.” Then she

Haman was still being advised by his inner circle when the royal runners
arrived, and hurried him off to the private feast that Esther had made.

bands she obsessively followed. around on her wiry frame, never quite taking, did look up with a pair of nervous, not unfriendly
She began to move in. With increased now and again revealing her breastplate, the green eyes. “She’s so young, you know.”
daylight exposure, I could more vividly observe beginnings of a bony cleavage unabashedly “Oh,” and here I lifted a pedagogical index
what must rightfully go by no other name than announcing its delicious independence. finger, “but that’s her whole thing. Have you

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read the reviews?” “He feels guilty as a human being, as calling ex-girlfriends. Shayna, Emily, Abby. I
“Yeah yeah, ‘wise beyond her years.’ a humanist, not as betrayer of his Aryan did not want to talk. I did not want to hear how
Whatever.” brethren.” their lives were going, how challenging-but-
“You sound,” raising my eyebrows and “Humanist, shmumanist. All I’m saying rewarding everything was, how hard-but-good.
smiling—I am not without a few backup is that some things don’t come out so easy in I just wanted to hear the way they said my name
charms—“like you’ve got something against the wash of one or two generations. There in the moment of voice-recognition. That first
her going in.” is something about the German gestalt, reaction that tells you everything is still on.
The accusation did not faze her. She something built-in, hardwired, that demands Getting the numbers was not difficult; I’m
continued to speak as if writing a paper, trying the annihilation of the Jews.” resourceful that way. No qualms 411-ing old
to get the words out quickly enough to keep up Well! It must be said that, in addition to female friends of theirs I knew still lived in the
with her thoughts. “I’m just sick of the media being cute, she did seem interested in continuing area, friends happier to hear from me than any
frenzy surrounding all these young Orthodox the conversation, perhaps over coffee in the of my ex-girlfriends ever would be again. Only
writers,” gesturing vaguely to the display, “I’m bookstore cafe. But it was tweaked: even as one of the friends, from what I’d heard, was
sure they’re fine at what they do, but like her a sister, she was creepy. And even as a creepy seriously dating; three out of four others invited
for example, it has as much to do with the sister I still fantasized single-mindedly about me out for coffee. Orthodox women this age,
fact that she’s this cute spunky young Modern flipping the back of her skirt up and making still unmarried—I had an older sister and knew
Orthodox woman who takes good pictures her rhythmically brace herself against the wall, not to remind myself of the crushing communal
and gives good sound bites.” spread-armed like someone under arrest. hydraulics, prospects dwindling exponentially,
I nodded “Hmm.” She kept one hand at Which was, I had to admit, ten times creepier friends and family trading you like stock.
all times on a big leather bag that covered her than some dime-a-dozen Holocaust fetish. I dialed the number. After all that! I dialed
stomach and part of her chest. I didn’t disagree “I should get going,” I said. it and let it ring.
with her, but still felt a defensive welling-up on She seemed surprised. Slightly hurt. “Hello?” Emily’s voice rich with
the reader’s behalf. Protective. It wasn’t her fault “Okay, well. Seeya.” motherhood.
she was cute. Maybe the sound-bites came too “Take care.” “Abby here,” unwelcoming the
fluently, but that could be a good thing if there I walked in big strides towards the escalator interruption.
was more behind the work itself. That’s where I going down. Shayna’s unselfconsciously hip “Yo.”
would come in. All roads led back to the necessity Haman was still being advised by his inner Then:
and thus inevitability of our meeting. circle when the royal runners arrived, and “Who is it?”
I kept these certainties to myself. Meanwhile hurried him off to the private feast that Esther “Is anyone there?”
here was this one; why queer the deal? Everything had made. “Hel-lo?”
in its time. I scanned the perimeter of the display. Then:
“Wait—is Vonnegut really Jewish?” “Whoever you are, know that you just
“No, he’s German. Somebody screwed up. Broadway screws with your mind. This I woke a sleeping baby. Have that on your
If anything, he’s probably an anti-Semite.” learned as a child. We had friends in the high conscience.”
Vonnegut? 60’s who would invite us for Shabbes lunch, Click.
“You know, if the name is German, I just a good thirty blocks downtown. My family “Go to hell, Chris. Stop being an asshole.
assume.” was six, three sisters and me, and we walked Chris?”
Oh. Of course. Well…nice to meet you. as a boisterous cloud, exploding showers of Haman said, “The Jews are divided and
“Go to Germany. You’ll see.” Sabbath laughter. dispersed throughout the land. Easy prey.”
Sudden guilt: what if she were my sister? It’s a straight shot down to 72nd; you are Mordechai said, “Don’t think you’ ll save
Then would I just walk away? taking a neighborhood stroll. Then you look up yourself: it could be for this very reason you became
“Vonnegut’s not even German,” I said. and suddenly the buildings are tall, Broadway queen.”
“He was born in America. He fought against is broad, you have to negotiate little concrete And Esther said, “Fine—bring everyone
the Germans in the war. He’s like the head of islands to cross the street. You’re in Manhattan. together in a communal fast. I’ ll approach the
the,” I waved a hand around as if whipping the Ahead, Broadway curves and forks, switches king without permission and beg. If I die, I
name up from invisible particles in the air, “the places with Amsterdam. West End ends. die.”
International Society for the Advancement of My eyes would dart, disoriented, dwarfed. I went down to the cafe and thought of
Humanism, or whatever.” I could not comprehend how we got here, how ordering a frappucino, but decided instead to
“The Germans were the biggest humanists things could change so much just walking keep fasting.
of the 20th century. There’s no contradiction straight. My family would quiet down and The up escalator was right where I had left
when you define a certain group as being sub- squeeze hands. My big sister would narrow her it. Parallel to the down.
human.” eyes and scan the traffic for signs of danger.
“But he’s not German,” I said. “Did you Wait here, Mom would say and stiff-arm The story continues on www.presentense.org.
read Slaughterhouse Five? He participated in us to the curb.
the bombing of Dresden!” Then she’d step out, stiff-arming traffic. Charlie Buckholtz is a rabbi and fiction writer
“He feels guilty about bombing Dresden. Purim the year of the reading fell out mid- in NYC’s East Village. His aspiration is to write
Of all the things to feel guilty about!” February. By the end of December I had started aggadic stories and create aggadic communities.

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