JUSTICE LEAGUES MEMBERS PROBLEMS

The situation occurs in the psychologist office, where all the superheroes talk about their owns problems.

-Psychologist (he says to his secretary): Next patient, please come in. Thanks. (Invisible Woman comes in with her footsteps and the shoes front of the coach) -Psychologist: How are you? -Invisible Woman: Hmmm, Im feeling a little bit better, but, I think, everyone still ignores me! -Psychologist: right, we need to settle this. (Phone rings warning that Batman comes) -Psychologist: Let him pass. (Batman enters) -Psychologist: How are you Batman? -Batman: I still have fear to get out in the nights and I cant hear any kind of opera without starting to cry. (Superman enters without being announced because he is really known there) -Psychologist: Whats up superman? -Superman: Very well, I'm seeing there are many crazy people over here! -Psychologist: I think we all. (Flash arrives) -Flash: Excuse me I'm late and I couldnt arrive early, even I could bathe this morning I dont have any time. (He sits where the boots are, and everyone tell him that he is sitting in the Invisible Womans seat, so he cant sit there) -Psychologist: Ok, as you know this is group session, I want you to tell your name and age, and please talk to me about your problems. -Invisible woman: I am Susan Storm, and I am 19 years old... as I said to you, doctor, Im been ignored by everyone, even Flash did not see me and j ust sat on my seat...and Im not having an importance for all the heroic acts that I really do. (The psychologist assents) -Batman: I am Bruce Wayne, Im 28 years old, and my problems are my fear of the dark and to get out only in the night, thats why I had to get out with robin, and everyone gossips about us, moreover he doesnt live with me in the bat cave and everyone in Gotham city thinks that I am a batgirl. -Flash: My name is Wally West, I am 20 years old and I always have sloth and I cant do the things fast like I did it before, In the shower I delay around a one hour, I think that I have lost my superpowers, people also dont let me run in the marathons and Im really tired because everyone took photos with Flash and then I discover that Flash is the flash in camera, nobody wants a photo with me. -Superman: Im Clark Kent, Im 30 years old and I dont have problems Im superman! I just want to fix this crazy people because they are useless in the justice league, also why should you have problems? I dont have patterns, I work for a small salary in a newspaper and I cant pass for metal detectors because Im the man of steel, this is the worst

(Superman starts panting) -Psychologist: Is good to hear you and see how you are opening your mind to me, so I can see whats wrong with all of you. Please, let me give you this test. It contains 20 questions about different situations and how you would face them. Please, answer with honesty. -Batman: (reading the piece of paper): What would I do if I have to decide between save the lives of 20 children, or save the life of my lover? What kind of stupid questions are these? Are you sure this will help us, doc? -Psychologist: For sure, Batman. Ok, I think I know what to do with you all; I will show you these pictures and you will tell me what do the image in the picture seems. (Psych. shows an ink-blot) -Psychologist: What do you say about this one? -Invisible Woman: I think that you are not a good artist. -Psychologist: Mmmm I didnt draw this picture. -Invisible Woman: The person who did it has to get back to school. -Psychologist: Its just an ink spot. -Invisible Woman: yes, it is a terrible ink spot. -Psychologist: Anyway, you had to tell me what you see here, but I suppose that this picture didn't look like anything to you. -Flash: Ok, so you did a good work. -Psychologist: I didnt draw this picture! -Superman: (Talking to the crazy patients) Cant you see a butterfly or anything in that spot? -Flash: No, (he stands up, takes the picture and very quickly draw a butterfly), this is a real butterfly!! -Psychologist: Ok, lets take another focus. Batman, tell me, what do you have always in your mind? -Batman: My bat-top! -Superman: No, this is your head, what do you have in your mind? Inside your head! -Batman: My hair? -Invisible Woman: This is your head, he is talking about inside, your mind, thinking, thoughts Got it? -Batman: Ok, I got it, my brain!!. -Flash: Oh my god. -Psychologist: Ok, Superman, I see that you are interested, tell me, what do you feel? -Superman: My shirt. -Psychologist: No that is what you are touching, what are you feeling right now? -Superman: (He touchs his nose) I feel my nose. -Invisible Women: Thats what you are touching; the doc is talking about feelings, emotions. -Batman: Just tell to the doctor how do you feel? -Superman: Ooookey!!, I feel good (singing) -Psychologist: Thats a progress, I think. -Superman: I can't do this, why don't you start with that words exercise that you did that time before? -Psychologist: Ok, I will say a word, and you will say to me the first word that you catch in your mind.

-Batman: brain. -Superman: Take it easy!! He hasnt started!! -Flash: Start it, doc! -Psychologist: Just wait a second. -Flash: Delay. -Psychologist: Stop it. -Superman: Pause it. -Invisible Woman: Be quiet!! -Batman: Calm. -Psychologist: Its enough. -Superman: Its quite. -Invisible Woman: Listen, please!! -Batman: hear. -Psychologist: No, youre a fool!!, You don't understand. -Flash: Know. -Psychologist: Just get out, get out, and get out. -Superman: Leave, leave, leave. -Psychologist: You are going to make me crazy. -Invisible Woman: Lunatic, sick, demented, insane!!? -Psychologist: The activity is finished! The session is over!!! Its obvious; you are having super self esteem lack!! Im so tired, please, just leave, we are going to have another session next Friday. Bye. (Psychologist goes out) -Flash: I believed that I was the faster in the world, but, jum, I better go out now because I have pico y placa and I dont have my shoes to run. -Batman:Thats all? This is a swindle, the session was supposed to be 1 and a half hour, and only have passed 10 minutes! I want to punch someone in the face! Now I will have to wait until Robin picks me to go to the Batcave -Invisible Woman: This psychologist didnt pay attention, for sure, he is going to earn me... -Superman: I cant pass to the airports and neither enter in a bank all because I am the steel man. ...to be continued.