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n Gordie’s campfire tale, bullied Lard Ass takes revenge at a pie-eating contest by downing castor oil and a raw egg pre-tournament to prompt epic vomming. Those blueberry pies return in blue fountain form as Lard Ass sprays his cruel tormentors.

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