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    The Principal's Underwear Is Missing

    By Holly Kowitt

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    When you're a sixth-grade nobody, the last person you want to accidentally zonk with a volleyball is Sloan "Selfie" St. Clair--the eighth-grade glamour queen of the school. But that's what happens to Becca Birnbaum, and it only gets worse when she tries to do Selfie a favor. She grabs the wrong shopping bag from the principal's office -- one containing a very personal item. and even that might not be so bad, if only Selfie didn't immediately lose it.

    If they don't get it back ASAP, they're toast. They try not to panic--until they hear that the Biggest Prank Ever is about to happen. Can the school's oddest couple stop the disaster of a lifetime?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMacmillan Publishers
    Release dateMay 2, 2017
    ISBN9781250091338
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    The Principal's Underwear Is Missing
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    Holly Kowitt

    Holly Kowitt has written more than fifty books for younger readers, including the Loser List series, The Principal's Underwear is Missing, and This Dance is Doomed. She lives in New York City, where she enjoys cycling, flea markets, and West Coast swing dancing.

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    • 4/5
      This was an ARC from the publisher. (And I'm pretty sure my copy says "Bra" rather than "Underwear".) I thought it was charming and funny. I particularly appreciated that the pictures were an amplification of the text rather than just a straight-up illustration - they made me laugh out loud more often than the story itself did! Would definitely read more of Becca and Selfie's adventures.
    • 5/5
      What happens when sixth-grade nobody Becca Birnbaum accidently injures the richest and most popular girl in her school? A rocking good time happens. This is probably the funniest book I have read in a long time. Becca is one of those uncoordinated, trying to find herself in the big world of middle school sixth graders. When she tries to get a volleyball over the net and inadvertently bounces it off the ceiling and into an eighth grader who ends up breaking her arm, you know you are in for an interesting time. Maybe I found it so humorous because I teach middle school. I understand sixth graders and how they are trying to fit in. In Becca's place she also happens to be one of the rule followers, a natural nerd. The eighth grade girl she injures is a very rich, very spoiled, very popular girl with drop dead looks that she knows how to use. Selfie earned her nickname because she likes to take selfies of herself. I kept wondering how things would turn out since you had complete opposites suddenly forced together. To try to make amends for injuring Selfie, Becca agrees to get something from the principal's office. Unfortunately the wrong bag is given to her and that begins the adventure. Selfie and Becca try to return the bag only to discover that the item in question is missing. To make matters worse someone wants to use that item in a prank. I learned what I see here at my school all the time. No matter what rung on the social ladder students are on, they all have the same insecurities and feelings. There are so many underlying lessons to be learned in this book. It is done with humor and in such a way that you can't help but love reading the book. This is an author I most definitely must put on my shelf. I will soon have a review of her book "The Loser List". I took great pleasure in telling my students they could not read the book until I finished it. Our day of reading was wonderful. I highly recommend any books by this author.