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    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino
    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino
    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino
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    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino

    By Blud Gutson

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    Bloodgutter is a raptor space-gladiator armed only with adamantine teeth and claws, his bad attitude and a chainsaw. This time he faces his most dangerous opponent yet: a sentient, adamantine-armored rhino with a deadly-sharp horn, more crashing, crushing momentum than a moving-truck, and a seemingly unlimited supply of exploding, tail-finned rockets!

    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino is 5700 words of brutal, relentless Raptor vs Rhino combat, bound into one volume with steaming loads of bonus material, including a heartwarming side adventure, Q&A, and one of the most poignant back stories ever committed to pixels!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSol Invictus Publishing Inc
    Release dateJul 8, 2016
    ISBN9781311700551
    Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino
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    Blud Gutson

    Blood N. Gutson is a world, space and time traveling adventurer who writes of the fighting styles and intellectual capabilities of dinosaurs, anthropomorphized animals, aliens, cyborgs, and other gladiatorial combatants found in his stories from direct, personal experience.In his spare time, he punches out eldritch horrors for fun, eats punks like that for breakfast, and tends to his extensive collection of pseudonymous boasts.

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      Book preview

      Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino - Blud Gutson

      Graaawr!

      Bloodgutter leapt far and high to the left as the rocket came screaming his way. It spat the familiar trail of fire and smoke behind it as it flew.

      Kaboom!

      The thing exploded at exactly the spot he'd been, and fire blasted in all directions. Bloodgutter growled in fury, bared his adamantine fangs, and sprang toward his enemy with chainsaw roaring.

      Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino

      A Delicate Comedy of Manners

      By Blud Gutson

      Cover design by Atlantean Arts, Inc.

      Artwork incorporates images in the public domain.

      Copyright © 2016 Blud N. Gutson

      All Rights Reserved

      Publication History:

      First Edition, July 2016

      ISBN 9781311700551

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      This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance by characters in this book to real persons, whether living or dead is accidental, with the exception of certain cases where deliberate, indirect parodies of public figures might be made for the purposes of satire.

      Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino

      Table of Contents

      Front

      The Battle

      Heartwarming Bonus Story

      Chainsaw Raptor's Poignant Back Story

      Questions and Answers

      About the Author

      Other Chainsaw Raptor Books

      Chainsaw Raptor vs. Rocket Launcher Rhino

      A Delicate Comedy of Manners

      The massive, gold-colored doors opened outward before him. They bore a great many of his restless claw marks on the inside, and he'd found out long ago that the gilt coating didn't go very deep. Too bad they were plated in adamantine beneath, just like the walls throughout the gladiator quarters, and not in something he could readily shred through. It would be fun to see the surprised looks from the cleaning crew, and to watch them run, rightly, for their lives.

      He knew his opponent would be

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