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The All You Can Eat Apocalypse
By Jaymes Shore
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God welcomes you to the new American theocracy. Enjoy your stay. No more of that annoying separation of church and state nonsense, praise the Lord.
Those voices you hear must be God talking to you. They couldn’t be the neighbor’s TV, or the radio from that passing car.
Don’t worry about the pain in your chest. God will cure you, if you can afford the co-pay.
Why deal with problems, when you can just pray them all away? Why question anything, when it’s God’s will? The Bible has all of your answers. Why read any other book? Don’t fret over complicated science and facts. Shutting off your brain is much more relaxing, quiet, and fun.
Unfortunately, there’s always a wolf among the sheep. This brings about some rather unfortunate results. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, genocide, destruction, or any other evil can be justified. You just have to know where to look in the Bible. No wonder faith brings out some nice psychosis in true believers. If it’s what God wants, how can it be wrong? No reason to feel guilty. If it’s in the Bible, then it’s OK.
Prepare for fourteen stories of religion run amok. These tales will offend strongly religious people. You’ve been warned. A little faith may comfort many in times of darkness, but not these people. Putting God back into America seems a pretty good idea to the faithful, but what happens when it’s not your God. You might trust in the Lord, but can you trust those who speak for him? Not happy with religion? Well, you could always make up your own, or just become a God yourself. All of the contradictions in the Bible are a bit confusing, so just pick the ones you like. God wants you to do it. If he didn’t, he would tell you to stop.
Enjoy these tales of twisted faith, and pray none of them come true.
Those voices you hear must be God talking to you. They couldn’t be the neighbor’s TV, or the radio from that passing car.
Don’t worry about the pain in your chest. God will cure you, if you can afford the co-pay.
Why deal with problems, when you can just pray them all away? Why question anything, when it’s God’s will? The Bible has all of your answers. Why read any other book? Don’t fret over complicated science and facts. Shutting off your brain is much more relaxing, quiet, and fun.
Unfortunately, there’s always a wolf among the sheep. This brings about some rather unfortunate results. Murder, rape, slavery, oppression, genocide, destruction, or any other evil can be justified. You just have to know where to look in the Bible. No wonder faith brings out some nice psychosis in true believers. If it’s what God wants, how can it be wrong? No reason to feel guilty. If it’s in the Bible, then it’s OK.
Prepare for fourteen stories of religion run amok. These tales will offend strongly religious people. You’ve been warned. A little faith may comfort many in times of darkness, but not these people. Putting God back into America seems a pretty good idea to the faithful, but what happens when it’s not your God. You might trust in the Lord, but can you trust those who speak for him? Not happy with religion? Well, you could always make up your own, or just become a God yourself. All of the contradictions in the Bible are a bit confusing, so just pick the ones you like. God wants you to do it. If he didn’t, he would tell you to stop.
Enjoy these tales of twisted faith, and pray none of them come true.
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