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    English Hindi Joke Book 1: 100 jokes in easy English - and Hindi
    English Hindi Joke Book 1: 100 jokes in easy English - and Hindi
    English Hindi Joke Book 1: 100 jokes in easy English - and Hindi
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    English Hindi Joke Book 1: 100 jokes in easy English - and Hindi

    By Jeremy Taylor

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    The English Hindi Joke Book is a collection of 100 jokes in easy English and is a great way for you to improve your ability to speak, read, and understand English. So how does it work?

    Jokes: On each page you have a joke in English. The jokes have been selected so that they are not too difficult and don’t rely on puns.

    Vocabulary: If your English is not great, you can read the vocabulary at the bottom before you start reading the joke.

    Translation: If you want to check your understanding, there’s a Hindi translation on the following page.

    Cartoons: Some amusing cartoons will help set the joke in context.

    The book has proved very popular with thousands of people - give it a try and see what you think.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJeremy Taylor
    Release dateNov 10, 2015
    ISBN9781311638069
    English Hindi Joke Book 1: 100 jokes in easy English - and Hindi
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    Jeremy Taylor

    I've been writing since 1984, had my first book published in 1989 and have published another 55 books since then. I write mostly for teenage learners of English but also write a lot of short stories.

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      English Hindi Joke Book 1 - Jeremy Taylor

      English Hindi Joke Book 1

      Jeremy Taylor

      Copyright 2015 by Jeremy Taylor

      Smashwords Edition

      Translation by Deepika Mahendra

      Cartoons by Ilja Bereznickas

      http://languagelearningjokebooks.com

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. It may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      1. If your English is good.

      Roll around laughing at the hilarious English jokes.

      ЈТ + DM 2015

      1.

      Teacher: Where does God live?

      Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.

      Teacher: Why do you say that?

      Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

      2.

      Boy : Excuse me teacher, would you punish someone for something they haven't done?

      Teacher : Of course not.

      Boy : Good, I haven't done my homework.

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