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The Beefy Manifesto
By Daniel Blue
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The Beefy Manifesto is a praise poem celebrating the beauty of big men.
We shall be husky, stocky, burly, chunky or beefy
We shall stroll the streets on a slow rotation
Of ball of foot, and heel
Of meaty cheeks slowly bouncing high and low
We shall demand attention wherever we go
Folks will stop and stare
But we won’t care
As we present beef on the bone
Man made of fur, fat and muscle.
We present the Beefy Manifesto
We present not arms but our manly charms…
We shall be husky, stocky, burly, chunky or beefy
We shall stroll the streets on a slow rotation
Of ball of foot, and heel
Of meaty cheeks slowly bouncing high and low
We shall demand attention wherever we go
Folks will stop and stare
But we won’t care
As we present beef on the bone
Man made of fur, fat and muscle.
We present the Beefy Manifesto
We present not arms but our manly charms…
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