50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours
By Justin Racz
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Tired of watching your man play X-Box all day? Does he cruise match.com when you're not home? When he takes you back to his place, does his mother answer the door? 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is a hilarious collection of these painfully familiar boyfriends, men we've all had the misfortune to meet.
There's Thrifty, who thinks taking you out to Chuck E Cheese is charming; Goth Guy, who borrows your make-up; Large Pet Owner, who wears his Python around the house. Rounding out the list are The Flaw Corrector, The Comedian (who's using you for material), One Position Peter (enough said), and Balding and Touchy About It.
Isn't revenge sweet? Funny, irresistible, and instantly relatable, 50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours is the perfect Valentine's Day gift.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Amusing and quick to read but the book isn't much more than fluff.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Amusing take on how things could be much worse then simply being stuck in a cubicle.
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50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours - Justin Racz
50
BOYFRIENDS
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
50
BOYFRIENDS
WORSE
THAN
YOURS
Justin Racz
BLOOMSBURY
To Julie, my girlfriend,
Betsy Lerner, my superagent,
and Mom —
the women in my life.
Contents
1. Boyfriendster
2. Goth Casual
3. Large-Pet Owner
4. BFN (Boyfriend for Now)
5. Stalker
6. Worst Kisser Ever
7. Thrifty
8. Better Looking Than You
9. One-Position Peter
10. Friendly Neighborhood Pot Dealer
11. Home Video Maker
12. Wiener Mobile Driver
13. Grew Up Gotti
14. In the Closet
15. Grandmaster
16. Mr. Anger Management
17. White Boyee
18. Doesn't Like You Like You
19. Losing His Hair and Sensitive About It
20. Man with Cats
21. Tortured Artist
22. Roommate Turned Boyfriend
23. Backhanded Complimenter
24. Fixer-Upper
25. OCD
26. Vegan
27. Personal Trainer
28. Jewish Momma's Boy
29. Surprise Sadist
30. Comedian
31. 50KCar, 30KJob
32. Jesus Beard
33. PDA Guy
34. Your Boss
35. Not Over His Ex
36. DJ
37. Mr. Miami Beach
38. Man with Beautiful Hair
39. Star Wars Lover
40. Neo-Patriot
41. Sexual Grinch
42. Actor/Musician/Applebee's Waiter
43. Under House Arrest
44. Activist
45. 1.5"
46. Sensitive Tattoo Man
47. Heterosexual Flight Attendant
48. Lonely Literature Reader
49. Hypochondriac Hal
50. Lactose Intolerant
51. Your Boyfriend
1. Boyfriendster
He looks great on screen at low resolution, but in person . . .
Hi!:)
Relationships begin with a month-long e-courtship built on off-the-cuff IM's at work (showing one's funny side) and witty e-mails at night. You imagine what it would be like changing your last name to Wyszomierski.
From his web cam, it looks suspiciously like a dorm room.
At $29.95 a month for match.com, $34.95 for JDate, and $49.95 for eHarmony, the boy —a subscriber to all —has disposable income