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    Masturbation Island
    Masturbation Island
    Masturbation Island
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    Masturbation Island

    By Mister Average

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    Somewhere out in the middle of the ocean, under a warm and tropical sun, exists the most amazing island in history. It is an island dedicated to masturbation, an act that human society shuns - an act that sits in many of our minds as our secret little fantasy. You can only get there in a very special way - you have to look into the mirror and see your true self, and then you can step inside.
    These are the adventures of those who have ventured to Masturbation Island.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMister Average
    Release dateJun 29, 2014
    ISBN9781311149152
    Masturbation Island
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    Mister Average

    Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories. Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives. The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies. I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about. If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release. Enjoy.

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      Masturbation Island - Mister Average

      MASTURBATION ISLAND

      Smashwords Edition

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      Published By Mister Average

      at Smashwords

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      Published by Mister Average

      Masturbation Island

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      Copyright © 2014 by Mister Average

      This ebook MAY NOT be distributed through any file sharing mechanism. Any copy of this ebook obtained in such a manner is an illegal copy.

      All rights reserved. Without limiting the rights under copyright reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise) without the prior written permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book.

      Image licensed by Depositphotos.com/ vadmary

      Dedicated to all those who fantasise about masturbation with others.

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This is a work of fiction, the characters are not real. Please do not distribute this ebook freely, you can purchase a copy at your nearest online retailer.

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      For my other ebooks, please go to the end of this book.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      INTRO

      VOLUPTUA

      THE MIRROR

      ROTUNDA

      THE NSA

      SPACE

      THE CUM SLUT

      CHATTING

      SEX

      HOME

      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      MASTURBATION ISLAND

      INTRO

      Somewhere out in the middle of the vast ocean, under a warm and tropical sun, exists perhaps the most amazing island in human history. It is an island dedicated to the act of masturbation, an act that human society shuns, but an act that is embraced and worshipped at Masturbation Island - an act that sits in many of our minds as our secret little fantasy. It is a place where the individual faces themselves in the mirror and sees their true sexual self. It is a place where one loses their inhibitions, it is a place where you look inside yourself and come away with a smile on your face. It is a place we all want to visit, but very few can.

      You cannot travel to Masturbation Island by conventional means. You cannot fly there on British Airways, you cannot sail there on a yacht, and you cannot find it on Google maps. You can only get there in a very special way - you have to look into the mirror and see your true self, and then you can step inside, and visit this amazing place.

      You will find all kinds of people who go there – you will find the elite in attendance, you will find the sexually honest mingling with others, and you might see yourself there, if you are lucky.

      It is a beautiful tropical island, but there are rarely more than about 20 souls in attendance at any one time – they will be immersing themselves in a sexual form of Heaven.

      You will probably never go there because you may not be able to see your true sexual self, but I did, and have I returned to write about it.

      This is the story of what I witnessed, as told through the eyes of the island’s owner, a stunning woman named Voluptua, and some of her visitors.

      These are the adventures of those who have ventured to Masturbation Island. Obviously, the names of those who attended have been changed to protect the innocent but they know who they are, don’t you, you naughty boys and girls?

      I hope you all have a lovely day, and an orgasm or two, in your hand.

      VOLUPTUA

      Voluptua’s story

      Hello there all you gorgeous people, my name is Voluptua. I am the owner of this wonderful little piece of paradise called Masturbation Island.

      Now, I am sure you don’t need to be Einstein to figure out what might go on here, but it is a lot more than that.

      This is the place where you are your real self, this is the place where you leave your sexual inhibitions back at home, and this is the place where you live your sexual dreams.

      People often ask me how you get here.

      The answer to that question is quite easy, you can come here if you are open and honest with your own sexuality.

      You stand in front of a mirror and look at yourself, naked, and face your own truth, your real sexual truth. Then if you are lucky, the mirror might shimmer for just a moment, and if you have enough purity of spirit and an abundance of curiousity, you can step inside – and you will transported to my world, where I will great you smiling because you

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