101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die
By Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James
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About this ebook
There's a saying: Everyone remembers their first, and everyone remembers their worst. And there should definitely be some special moments in between. That's where 101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die comes into play. This fun, portable workbook provides a list of everyday places where venturesome people can have sex -- without too much difficulty. Each location features:
- a difficulty rating (cakewalk to sexperts only)
- helpful icons to indicate certain hazards or special considerations for each place (for instance, if there's a chance you might get arrested; if there are time constraints; if there's a risk of embarrassment; if any special equipment is needed, etc.)
- a box to check once you've successfully completed the deed
- a place to mark whether or not it's worth a repeat performance
Whether you're feeling romantic, adventurous, sporty, lazy, or just plain naughty, 101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a good roll in the hay (or on a floating dock, or even in the reptile house at the zoo).
Marsha Normandy
Marsha Normandy and Joseph St. James are also the authors of SSE's THE HANDJOB HANDBOOK (Summer 2008).
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101 Places to Have Sex Before You Die - Marsha Normandy
1
the beach
Date accomplished: __________ ___, 20_____
Place/Location: ___________________________________
Repeat performance? Definitely/Maybe/Never again
Supplies needed: towel, flashlight, tweezers
Hazards: splinters, drowning, sharks
Notes: _________________________________________
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It’s time honored, dare we say cliché. If you’ve actually had sex on the beach, you know the experience is less From Here to Eternity and more How do I get this sand out of my butt crack?
But oh, the sound of the waves, the feel of the ocean lapping at your toes—we certainly understand the allure.
For those of you determined to live out those sand-and-surf fantasies, we suggest a less-itchy compromise: the deserted lifeguard stand. Let’s be honest: at least one of you has daydreamed since adolescence about doing it with the lifeguard. (And if you actually have done it with the lifeguard, kudos to you. Let us know how you pulled that one off.) The stands are often made for two lifeguards to sit side by side, thus providing ample room for maneuvering. Climbing up there is half the fun, but bring a flashlight if the sun has set and you have only moonlight to guide you. A large towel should keep the action relatively sand free. Just know that should things get too wild up there, there is a risk that one of you might accidentally roll off. However, there is often a huge mound of sand in front for emergency landings, so your chances of survival are fairly high.
2
floating dock
Date accomplished: __________ ___, 20_____
Place/Location: ___________________________________
Repeat performance? Definitely/Maybe/Never again
Supplies needed: towel, tweezers
Hazards: sunburn, splinters, drowning, cramps, alligators
Notes: __________________________________________
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We can’t prove it, but we’re pretty sure that floating docks were invented so horny camp counselors could get it on away from the prying eyes of their impressionable campers. Your summer-camp days may be long behind you, but if you’ve never done it on a floating dock, that bobbing pontoon still beckons. Other than the fact that you have to swim to get there, it’s a pretty easy strategy, and if one of you can doggy-paddle with a towel wrapped around your head, so much the better. Floating docks rock…but they also give you splinters. Just don’t touch the bottom (of the lake).
The first time you try a floating dock, stick to nighttime, when you are less likely to be spotted by passing swimmers. For advanced floating dock, try it in broad daylight. However, this calls for more creativity. One of you holds on to the ladder while the other has some underwater fun. Smile and wave as your oblivious friends water-ski nearby.
3
halloween party
Date accomplished: __________ ___, 20_____
Place/Location: ___________________________________
Repeat performance? Definitely/Maybe/Never again
Supplies needed: costumes, masks
Hazards: overheating, wardrobe malfunction
Notes: __________________________________________
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Nothing is more of a turn-on than doing it with a stranger…whom you know already. Where else can you and your spouse anonymously act out your secret JFK–Marilyn Monroe erotic fantasies? Doing it at a Halloween party brings its own thrills and challenges.
Plan this one well in advance, paying careful attention to your choice of costumes. In theory, a furry, plushy suit for two provides lots of cover for kinky, discreet fun, but your maneuverability will be severely limited. If you’re in back, you’ll be restricted to whichever body part is directly in your face—and that might not be too pleasant for you. On the other hand, two cumbersome costumes can hide the act altogether, if you’re clever enough. Tip: avoid dressing in that year’s must wear
costume. If you grope the wrong Paris,
and her boyfriend Frodo
is standing nearby, it could get ugly.
4
baseball dugout
Date accomplished: __________ ___, 20_____
Place/Location: ___________________________________
Repeat performance? Definitely/Maybe/Never again
Supplies needed: Off!
Hazards: foul balls, mosquitoes, alert cops
Notes: __________________________________________
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Sports junkies might find it blasphemous to perform sex acts in a baseball dugout. For the rest of us, it’s merely enacting a twenty-year-old fantasy that remains unfulfilled (and isn’t that what this book is all about?).
When choosing the right dugout, resist the urge to go for a major league or even minor league stadium. Unless your last name is Steinbrenner, it’s not happening. But a municipal ball field is accessible—maybe too much so. Make sure to scout the location ahead of time in case it’s a popular local rendezvous spot. Nothing is more embarrassing than running into your own teenage progeny when trying to get laid.
5
the car hood
Date accomplished: __________ ___, 20_____
Place/Location: ___________________________________
Repeat performance? Definitely/Maybe/Never again
Supplies needed: car, obviously (the more badass the better)
Hazards: denting, overheated