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    Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent)
    Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent)
    Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent)
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    Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent)

    By D. Patrick Miller

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    Stop blaming Eve! It wasn't her fault. After eons of silence, The Serpent steps forward to set the story straight about dinosaurs, asteroids, and what really went down when Eve let the banana leaf fall from her bosom. As the Serpent suggests, you'll find yourself wondering how it could have been different if Adam had learned to "just say no"...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherD. Patrick Miller
    Release dateJun 26, 2009
    ISBN9781452313900
    Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent)
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    D. Patrick Miller

    Patrick D. Miller is Charles T. Haley Professor Emeritus of Old Testament Theology at Princeton Theological Seminary in Princeton, New Jersey. He is the author of numerous books, including The Religion of Ancient Israel. He is coeditor of the Interpretation commentary series and the Westminster Bible Companion series. In 1998, he served as President of the Society of Biblical Literature. He was also editor of Theology Today for twenty years.

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      Genesis Corrected (by The Serpent) - D. Patrick Miller

      GENESIS

      CORRECTED

      by

      The Serpent

      (channeled by D. Patrick Miller)

      Published by D. Patrick Miller at Smashwords

      © 2010 by D. Patrick Miller

      Smashwords Edition

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords and purchase your own copy. Thank for respecting the hard work of this author.

      When you’ve been swallowing your tail for as long as I have, not much gets under your skin anymore — and you can always slough the damn thing off anyway. But after eavesdropping on all the pop versions of the Genesis story that your amateur philosophers have been feeding you, I simply have to speak up. I’ve kept my snout out of earth-bound business for a long time now — for smart reasons that will soon be revealed — but enough is enough. It’s time for my version

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