Please Take Care When You Utter A Curse
By Doug Baird
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This unreasonably clean and sometimes edgy book of limericks takes a not quite nonsense view of the people, situations, institutions and attitudes which populate our world.
Doug Baird
Doug was born in Brooklyn, NY, received BFA from RISD, and is currently living in Lansing, NY while working on creative projects full-time. In 2010 he was awarded Fiscal Sponsorship from the New York Foundation for the Arts for the Idea Enhancement Project, which explores the use of visual imagery to promote creative thought.
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Please Take Care When You Utter A Curse - Doug Baird
Please Take Care When You Utter A Curse
100 Limericks by Doug Baird
Copyright 2013 Doug Baird
An intrepid explorer named Owen
Unearthed ruins that he thought were Minoan.
And while camped at his base,
In that faraway place,
He discovered antique protozoan.
A big underworld god [name of Hades]
Had a difficult time with the ladies.
So he set out to fix
The old stigma of Styx,
And he bought a new S-Class Mercedes.
Poor MacManus McDingus McFee
Got some bites late at night from a flea.
And awoke with surprise
To find marks on his thighs,
And some bumps on his rump and his knee.
A mottled old dog we called Spot
Was the scourge of a large vacant lot,
Where he chased girls and boys
Who threw rocks and made noise,
And he also chased those who did not.
An astronaut woke with a fright
When his ship sprung a leak in the night.