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    No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs
    No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs
    No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs
    Audiobook9 hours

    No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

    Written by Tracy Bloom

    Narrated by Julia Barrie

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    About this audiobook

    Ben is still desperately trying to forget that Katy had a one-night stand just before she announced she was pregnant. Nine months later a new baby explodes into their lives, creating utter chaos. Being a stay-at-home dad isn't as simple as it seems, in fact it's a disaster. Then help arrives, in the most unlikely form: the wife of Katy's ex-lover. Should Ben tell Katy about his secret rescuer or is it his turn to keep a secret…?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherW. F. Howes Ltd
    Release dateFeb 4, 2016
    ISBN9781510009448
    No-One Ever Has Sex in the Suburbs

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    • 5/5
      This is the sequel to the equally hilarious "No-one ever has sex on a Tuesday", but it can easily be read as a stand-alone, as all the relevant information is included. It's about the trials and tribulations of two couples following the births of their first babies and the couples' shared, somewhat complicated histories. The dialogue and the plot pulled me in right from the start and had me laugh out loud lots of times. Some of the characters and the dialogue between them were hysterical. Ok, so this is not a profound piece of literature, but if you are looking for something entertaining and upbeat with witty dialogue, this is it! It should appeal to anybody whose been through the new parent stage and its life changing effects.
      I received a complimentary copy of the book via NetGalley in exchange for an unbiased review.