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    White Girl Problems
    White Girl Problems
    White Girl Problems
    Audiobook6 hours

    White Girl Problems

    Written by Babe Walker

    Narrated by Tavia Gilbert

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    About this audiobook

    Babe Walker, center of the universe, is a painstakingly manicured white girl with an expensive smoothie habit, a proclivity for Louboutins, a mysterious mother she's never met, and approximately 50 bajillion Twitter followers. But her "problems" have landed her in shopping rehab-that's what happens when you spend $246,893.50 in one afternoon at Barneys. Now she's decided to write her memoir, revealing the gut-wrenching hurdles she's had to overcome in order to be perfect in every way, every day. Hurdles such as: I hate my horse. Every job I've ever had is the worst job I've ever had. He's not a doctor, a lawyer, or a prince. I'll eat anything, as long as it's gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free, and organic.In an Adderall-induced flash of inspiration, Babe Walker has managed to create one of the most enjoyable, unforgettable memoirs in years.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateMay 14, 2012
    ISBN9781452677392
    White Girl Problems
    Author

    Babe Walker

    Babe Walker is a New York Times bestselling author, which is insane. She lives in Los Angeles. You can find her on Twitter @WhiteGrlProblem, Instagram @BabeWalker, and Facebook at Facebook.com/TheBabeWalker. She co-owns Swish (makers of White Girl Rosé and Babe Rosé With Bubbles) with the Fat Jew, also super insane.

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    • 4/5
      Chic/chick-lit at its finest. This book was hilarious and entertaining. Never a dull moment. There were some X rated scenes/language but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is marketed as a memoir but it's not really a memoir. This story was made up by two brothers and their friend. They did an excellent job telling the story of what a lot of privileged teens/young adults experience; from being spoiled since birth and ending up in rehab. I would recommend this book to anyone that does not offend easily, has a sense of humor, and a fashion sense! :)
    • 1/5
      I'm in the middle of this right now (white girl problems #15) and I find I'm still reading it simply because I spent money on the ebook. This chic is completely delusional and disgusting!! She makes me think this is what the teens from that MTV show "My Sweet 16" grew up to be like. Obviously this character never had any limits or punishments as a child. I hope I can finish it soon. I did want to like this book. I thought it would be funnier than it really is. Maybe this character should just stay in rehab for the rest of her life.
    • 5/5
      What a wonderful book this is! I dont believe I've read anything like this before. From the very first sentence I was hooked! I loved the main character Babe Walker! She's the kind of girl you'll either love or hate. The entire book I was laughing, sometimes so much that I had tears streaming down my face and people staring at me like I was a crazy person! I kept reading people random excerpts! I love how Babe doesnt hold anything back or spare any feelings! Absolutely hysterical!!
    • 5/5
      Very funny book, narrator was excellent. Good light listening with sone lol moments
    • 4/5
      Chic/chick-lit at its finest. This book was hilarious and entertaining. Never a dull moment. There were some X rated scenes/language but I thoroughly enjoyed this book. It is marketed as a memoir but it's not really a memoir. This story was made up by two brothers and their friend. They did an excellent job telling the story of what a lot of privileged teens/young adults experience; from being spoiled since birth and ending up in rehab. I would recommend this book to anyone that does not offend easily, has a sense of humor, and a fashion sense! :)
    • 2/5
      This book was recommended to me as a friend, and with a title like that how am I supposed to say no. It centers around a girl named Babe Walker, and her 'white girl problems'. Basically she's super rich, and spoiled, and she has issues stepping out into the real world. In the beginning I liked it, I thought it was funny, a light read. By the end I was so annoyed that someone spent their time, writing chapter after chapter of this fictional brat bitching about her life. If I could unread this, I would.
    • 4/5
      This book was such a light, fun read. It had me laughing out loud. I can't believe more people here haven't read/reviewed it. I'm big on exploring new books, and exploring my options. So, I ventured outside of my horror/suspense genre comfort zone, and read this for fun. I couldn't put it down. I adored it. The main character is vapid, and shallow. There's really no plot, or story. Just a bunch of little stories she's telling to explain why her life is at the point it's at. The stories are hysterical though. If you're looking for a fun beach read, or something light and fun definitely pick this up.
    • 5/5
      Okay, so let me just say that this novel is very unconventional. You can expect the unexpected with this one, but it's exactly what I adored in this tale by Babe Walker. From the Caribbean maid to the main character's wild trysts I couldn't contain my laughter. Looking forward to reading the next one!
    • 5/5
      If you want to laugh about the lives of the rich and famous, this book is for you.

    • 4/5
      Pros:
      * I know these types of girls
      * Great LA references
      * Over-the-top

      Cons:
      * Not enough outfit sketches

      This book is an awesome satirical look at life of a celebutant in LA. Easy, fun read that'll have you laughing constantly.