A DREADED CREATURE
Dec 07, 2018
2 minutes
by riccardo
as told to nick scott
Rastafarians, Wookiees, ghillie-suit-wearing snipers: we’ve heard all the oh-so-droll comparisons inspired by our extraordinary matted pelts, and passersby expecting a reaction to these quips (generally the type of intellectually flaccid Homo sapiens who also attempt to regale celebrities by shouting their catchphrases across busy
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