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BOOTH
This trendy stuff doesn't work on
me. I prefer you.
BRENNAN
Are you saying she's not sexvelly
attractive?
Brennan points to a beautiful, sexy woman in her early
thirties.
They walk
You'd have to be dead not to find her sexy -
BOOTH
Why do you ask questione like that?
BRENNAN,
What do yon have against the
purouit of knowledge?
up to THEO ALEX NORMAN, 20s, hipster boy, who is in
TART, Santiago's cubicle. Booth badges Theo ~
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This hits
Theo, I want to talk to you about
Santiago.
THEO ALEX NORMAN
Oh God. “Something's wreng, isn't
it? Santiago always calls me if
he's going to be late
BRENNAN
He's dead, Theo. Santiago was
mardezed.
Thee hard -
> cweo ALEX NORMAN
No... Lt can't be. He's booked
all week.
Excuse mo?
> THEO ALEX NoRHAN
y all love him.
> THEO ALEX NORMAN
(to himself, suddenly
realizing)
Bernie...
(CONTINUED)
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BOOTH
What?
Theo looks over at another hairstylist, BERNIE GOUGH, 308, at
a station acrose the room, crisply dressed and ramrod
straight like a young Tim Gunn, putting foils in a client's
hair. His Shampoo Boy/Assistant ascists with all the
seriousnass of a surgical nure
THEO ALEX NORMAN
Bernie's been tcying Lo get
Santiago's station for two years.
BOOTH
You think he'd kill for a chair?
> THEO ALEX NORMAN
This is the best one.
Decnie sees them watching him and comes over, somewhat
aggressively -
BERNIE GOUGH
you people have somathirg to say to
me?
P THEO ALEX NORMAN
(very emotional now)
Santiago was murdered.
(badging JBernie)
Any idea who fmight have done it?
BERNIE GOUGH
If there's afy justice it wae that
poor girl hefdid the onkre dye jab
on. Sho wougd up looking like a
skunk.
You didn't spe it. Jt was a
capital offepse.
(to Brerfran)
So ig your Hpir, sweetheart. Did
you just hayp a baby?
Brennan is surprised bp this. Booth comes to her defense -
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BOpTE
Watch it, buday.
But -
BRENNAN
Th's okay, Bgoth. He's very
observant. he oils in hair chango
because of hdrmonal secretions
during pregngncy and birth.
le of hours and T can
like you should have
your own muse video.
BR]
Why would I
BOOTH
Let's tecus, okay? We're looking
for a client who had Santiago's six
o'clock appointment on Saturdays.
P THEO ALEX NORMAN
We close at five on Saturdays. If
he had a private client, we
wouldn't know.
BERNIE GOUGH
oh, pleas
Rornie jabe a pai: of Santiago's scissors into a locked
drawer at Santiago's station. As he pries the lock open —
THEO ALEX NORWAN
What are you doing? That's his
private -
With this, the lock pops and Bernie elides the door open ~
BERNIE GOUGH
Now you don't need a warrant.
Bernie pulls out a big appointment book and handa it. to
Booth.
You're welcome, G-Man. CEE
There's a tat little manila TIP ENVRLOPE paper-clipyed to the
6:00 clot on the page.
commons, Slt,