KATIE MELUA: “If you were a sailboat”

If you were a cowboy, I would trail you,

If you were a piece of wood, ________ nail you to the floor.

If you were a sailboat, I would _________ you to the shore.

If you were a river, I would ____________ you,

If you were a house, I would ____________ in you all my days.

If you were a preacher, I’d ____________ to change my ways.

Sometimes I believe in ____________,

But the chances we _______________,

Always seem to ring more ________________.

You took a chance on _______________ me,

I took a chance on loving you.

If I was in jail, I know ________________ spring me,

If I was a telephone, you’d _______________ me all day _________

If I was in pain, I know you’d ______________ me soothing ______.

Sometimes I ______________ in fate,

But the _______________ we create,

Always seem to ring ___________________ true.

You took a chance on loving me,

I took a chance on loving you.

If I was hungry, you would __________________ me,

If I was in darkness, you would _______________ me to the light.

If I was a book, I know you’d _________________ me every night.

If you were a ___________________, I would trail you,

If you were a piece of ________________, I’d nail you to the _____.

If you were a sailboat, I would sail you to the ______________.

If you were a sailboat, I would sail you to the ________________.

(Created by Ana López Pozo)

 If You Were A Sailboat PARODY
If you were some tiling I would grout you,
If you were a rulebook I would flout you all the same
If you were football you would be my favourite game

If you were an onion I would munch you

If you were banker I would lunch you for a loan
If you were off work I've got a hunch I'd stay at home!

Chorus
If you were ten pints of beer
I would drink you down, my dear,
And collapse upon the floor
Ten pints of lager is, I fear
Too much for me and that's for sure!

If you were the A66, I'd use you

And cut ten minutes off my usual journey's hell
If you were a fish shop I would love that fishy smell.

If you were a peppercorn I'd grind you

If you were Jarvis Cocker I'd remind you to have a bath
And then I would take you for meal just for a laugh.

If you were a pool I'd chlorinate you

If you were an attic, insulate you is what I would do
If you were a radio station I'd tune into you
If you were a radio station I'd tune into you