If I Had a Million Dollars by The Barenaked Ladies If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you

a _____________ I would buy you a _____________

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you an exotic pet Yep, like a ____________ or an emu

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains And if I had a million dollars All them crazy elephant _____________ If I had a million dollars Id buy you _____________ for your house And if I had a million dollars Id buy your love Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a K-Car A nice reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars, Id buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldnt have to walk to the _________ If I had a million dollars Wed take a Limousine cause it _______ more If I had a million dollars We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner But we would eat Kraft dinner

If I had a million dollars Id build a tree-fort in our yard If I had a million dollars you could ______ Of course we would, wed just eat ______ It wouldnt be that ______ And buy really expensive ketchups with it Thats right, all the fanciest, Dijon ketchups If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge If I had a million dollars In there somewhere If I had a million dollars We could just go up there and hang out Well, Id buy you a green _____________ But not a real green ________, thats cruel Like open the __________ and stuff And thered all be foods laid out for us And if I had a million dollars Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you some art They have pre-wrapped _____________ A _____________ or a Garfunkel But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? If I had a million dollars Yeah If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a _____________ If I had a million dollars Havent you always wanted a __________? If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Id buy your love Well, Id buy you a fur _____________ If I had a million dollars (X5) But not a real fur ____________, thats Id be rich cruel